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In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE
I live.
Been slowly catching up on the Chatroom and main thread in what little time I can spare, but I'm having more and more trouble with keeping up with all the different plotlines/characters. I'm still not sure when I'm going to be able to actively post in the thread again, and with the endgame in sight, I'm afraid that I won't be able to properly finish the story arcs I had going for my armies in time.
Which is why I'm going to add the "endings" I had in mind for the three plotlines I've been pursuing in the following spoiler tags. If anyone's interested in turning these short blurbs into a proper story, go for it!
++FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF THE HOLY INQUISITION++
++FAILURE TO HEED DATA PROTOCOL WILL BE PUNISHED WITH SERVITUDE IMPERPITUIS++
++THE EMPEROR PROTECTS++
1) Death Ravens - Ajuran
Spoiler:
Despite his best efforts, Strike Commander Ajuran has failed to make much progress in his hunt of the Remnants, nor has he been particularly active within the Crusade itself. This raises questions regarding his capacity to lead within Crusade HQ, and within the Chapter itself. The young commander, distraught by his failures, vows to atone for his sins, swearing to not rest until the Chaos Warband is brought to heel, and all enemies of the Imperium between him and his goal will suffer the same fate.
However, his strike force is being slowly drawn into the clutches of mysterious individuals, of whom the final objective is yet unclear...
As it is unknown where he and his forces currently are, it is unsure whether he will be able to provide assistance in the final stages of the attack on the Hybrids' central hive.
2) Death Ravens - Scout Sergeant Primus
Spoiler:
Scout Sergeant Primus and Captain Holt of the Forsian 11th are rescued from the Necron temple on Grimdi by Mechanicum forces, but as they and the remaining men of the Forsian 11th are evacuated, the leading Dominus of the Mechanicum forces becomes obsessed with the Necron technology and prevents the destruction of the temple. Excavation crews are sent down to scavenge whatever they can from the temple and its ancient technology, which the tech-priests are all too enthusiastic to start assimilating.
To prevent word of such tech-heresy from spreading, Primus and the Forsian 11th are held captive on the Mechanicum's ship, unable to escape or warn Crusade HQ.
At the moment, the Mechanicum is still busy unearthing the temple and uncovering its secrets, whilst fighting the awakening Necron constructs as they descend deeper into its halls. Other Imperial forces are deliberately kept away from the area, which might raise enough suspicion to warrant an investigation by Crusade HQ, which could prove to be the salvation for Primus and the Forsian 11th.
Strike Commander Ajuran has yet to return to Grimdi to recover Primus and the Forsian 11th, although Land Speeder squad Artabas is underway to investigate the situation...
3) The Remnants
Spoiler:
With half of their men lost and the Sorcerer comatose, the situation is looking bleak for the Remnants. Their options are limited, either flee the field and leave the system to its fate, or make one last-ditch effort to reclaim the prize they had worked for so long: the genetic sample of Acting-Captain Aurelius, now in hands of the sinister New Order.
The Sorcerer remains unconscious, although he is slowly recovering from his injuries. Without his guidance, there is little chance they would be able to catch the New Order by surprise, much less now that their scout vessel has been destroyed.
Although their covert operatives are still in place, waiting for the moment to strike...
So there's that.
As for Crusade 2.0, I'd very much like to participate, hopefully more actively than I have been able to contribute to this thread. I'll probably stick with the Remnants as my main army, although Ajuran's penitent strike force could make an appearance as well.
Alternatively, I've been reading into some White Scars material recently, and the idea of a small force of White Scars on a Warrior Pilgrimage does interest me greatly...
That's all I have for you now, I hope I'll be able to check in sometime soon again.
Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.
War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality
Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down
The first crusade baby is born. (sped it up for chazz and the endtimes coming. his plans needed baby born so baby is born)
Gained ground and we have brought the crusade of couples to its next stage,.
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/23 13:22:17
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
jhe90 wrote: Sped it up for chazz and the endtimes coming
Way ahead of you, as far as time tables go. Say five years ish
Gained ground and we have brought the crusade of couples to its next stage,.
I am sure you did.
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
jhe90 wrote: Sped it up for chazz and the endtimes coming
Way ahead of you, as far as time tables go. Say five years ish
Gained ground and we have brought the crusade of couples to its next stage,.
I am sure you did.
aye well new order as was was always a odd chapter.
Chazz had a plan so i rolled if forward a few months, Fausteen genetics... best simple excuse i could find.
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
jhe90 wrote: Sped it up for chazz and the endtimes coming
Way ahead of you, as far as time tables go. Say five years ish
Gained ground and we have brought the crusade of couples to its next stage,.
I am sure you did.
aye well new order as was was always a odd chapter.
Chazz had a plan so i rolled if forward a few months, Fausteen genetics... best simple excuse i could find.
Arbiters of Truth*
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
RELEVANT TOWAR KITTEN, 2BLACKJACK1, EVERGREENARCHER AND CHAZZ HUGGINS
Plot developments on Novus Regulus
Spoiler:
EvergreenArcher wrote:Convince the Nobleman to let my orks into the capital to "defend" the city:
- plead that its the only way to take out a force so big (56)
47, a victory!
Against all odds, he lets you in, but still attaches a group of Legionaries to watch over you. (They could be killed without any real issues.)
- Show him a pict of Narlug's gargant saying it is Nox's so that Narlug's forces can be protected from its fire while they fight (49)
Counting the two rolls together, so this also succeeds. You're in.
If they were allowed in, have my large force there surprise the PDF garrisons from behind (49)
42, victory! The PDF are slaughtered within the walls, if you like, you can open the gates to let Nox's Waaagh! into the city too, and set up an alliance with the biker.
If they were allowed in, kill all the nobles > (48)
88, defeat. The Ultramarines and Histan forces deploy defensively and repel the orks at the palace steps. However, your forces are now in the city, and it's only a matter of time before the defenders give in.
This is EvergreenArcher's rolls for Novus Regulus. As you can see, EA's orks persuaded themselves in, and have now claimed the majority of the city. chazz, your Waaagh! is invited too. The Ultramarines and Histans are the only things stopping the orks from killing the corrupt leadership.
Imperials, your choices are:
1) Stay, and lose lots of men if either ork player rolls well.
2) Stay, and roll well and push away the orks.
3) Evacuate the area, and leave the nobles to their fates. Were they really worth dying for?
Orks, you're pretty much stuck in the deadlock and will need to do a roll each versus the two Imperial rolls if they decide to stay and fight.
Whoever gets closer to my number gets the victory on Novus Regulus.
Time to get the feth out of dodge.... Guess I can be in the end times after all
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
War Kitten wrote: Time to get the feth out of dodge.... Guess I can be in the end times after all
Just after you remembered Ivan too lol
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
Don't worry. Ivan will make another appearance with my Knights in 2.0 possibly
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
I'm not sticking around for those snots. I might not even let the orks finish them off. Off to the hybrids with us, WK?
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
Indeed 2BJ. I was thinking of leaving a bomb behind in the palace.
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
I was starting to write up Detta smacking one noble around, which lead into a firefight, but a bomb would be pretty funny.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
Alright. I'll let Smudge know what we're doing. Evac some people, leave a few bombs behind, then get the feth out of dodge.
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Results for all people in the Novus Regulus conflict:
Spoiler:
War Kitten wrote:Alright. Talked to 2BJ1. The Histans and the Ultramarines are going to choose to evacuate, but before we do, we're going to leave a bomb behind in the palace, I'm guessing the roll might be for how big of a boom we can get, and if it takes out the nobles at the same time.... my original number for the bomb still applies.
Cool beans, I'll roll now 72, a minor victory!
Bomb goes up slightly late. The orks kill a few of the nobles before the bomb kills the rest and a few blocks of the city, taking several mobs of orks from both Waaagh!s with it. Novus Regulus is held by the Orks now, but the Imperial forces didn't take casualties.
Been slowly catching up on the Chatroom and main thread in what little time I can spare, but I'm having more and more trouble with keeping up with all the different plotlines/characters. I'm still not sure when I'm going to be able to actively post in the thread again, and with the endgame in sight, I'm afraid that I won't be able to properly finish the story arcs I had going for my armies in time.
Which is why I'm going to add the "endings" I had in mind for the three plotlines I've been pursuing in the following spoiler tags. If anyone's interested in turning these short blurbs into a proper story, go for it!
++FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED BY ORDER OF THE HOLY INQUISITION++
++FAILURE TO HEED DATA PROTOCOL WILL BE PUNISHED WITH SERVITUDE IMPERPITUIS++
++THE EMPEROR PROTECTS++
1) Death Ravens - Ajuran
Spoiler:
Despite his best efforts, Strike Commander Ajuran has failed to make much progress in his hunt of the Remnants, nor has he been particularly active within the Crusade itself. This raises questions regarding his capacity to lead within Crusade HQ, and within the Chapter itself. The young commander, distraught by his failures, vows to atone for his sins, swearing to not rest until the Chaos Warband is brought to heel, and all enemies of the Imperium between him and his goal will suffer the same fate.
However, his strike force is being slowly drawn into the clutches of mysterious individuals, of whom the final objective is yet unclear...
As it is unknown where he and his forces currently are, it is unsure whether he will be able to provide assistance in the final stages of the attack on the Hybrids' central hive.
2) Death Ravens - Scout Sergeant Primus
Spoiler:
Scout Sergeant Primus and Captain Holt of the Forsian 11th are rescued from the Necron temple on Grimdi by Mechanicum forces, but as they and the remaining men of the Forsian 11th are evacuated, the leading Dominus of the Mechanicum forces becomes obsessed with the Necron technology and prevents the destruction of the temple. Excavation crews are sent down to scavenge whatever they can from the temple and its ancient technology, which the tech-priests are all too enthusiastic to start assimilating.
To prevent word of such tech-heresy from spreading, Primus and the Forsian 11th are held captive on the Mechanicum's ship, unable to escape or warn Crusade HQ.
At the moment, the Mechanicum is still busy unearthing the temple and uncovering its secrets, whilst fighting the awakening Necron constructs as they descend deeper into its halls. Other Imperial forces are deliberately kept away from the area, which might raise enough suspicion to warrant an investigation by Crusade HQ, which could prove to be the salvation for Primus and the Forsian 11th.
Strike Commander Ajuran has yet to return to Grimdi to recover Primus and the Forsian 11th, although Land Speeder squad Artabas is underway to investigate the situation...
3) The Remnants
Spoiler:
With half of their men lost and the Sorcerer comatose, the situation is looking bleak for the Remnants. Their options are limited, either flee the field and leave the system to its fate, or make one last-ditch effort to reclaim the prize they had worked for so long: the genetic sample of Acting-Captain Aurelius, now in hands of the sinister New Order.
The Sorcerer remains unconscious, although he is slowly recovering from his injuries. Without his guidance, there is little chance they would be able to catch the New Order by surprise, much less now that their scout vessel has been destroyed.
Although their covert operatives are still in place, waiting for the moment to strike...
So there's that.
As for Crusade 2.0, I'd very much like to participate, hopefully more actively than I have been able to contribute to this thread. I'll probably stick with the Remnants as my main army, although Ajuran's penitent strike force could make an appearance as well.
Alternatively, I've been reading into some White Scars material recently, and the idea of a small force of White Scars on a Warrior Pilgrimage does interest me greatly...
That's all I have for you now, I hope I'll be able to check in sometime soon again.
Welcome back Ezra. We missed you buddy You're also welcome to be in Crusade 2.0, talk to TS to get your first faction set up
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
You know what? I'll take that as a victory. The nobles get smacked around by some orks, then the rest are blown to smithereens.
Also, welcome back, Ezra! I'm excited to see what you'll be doing in Second Sun.
And TS, I'm making it official that I'll be running Kroot in SS. I think it'd make sense to start them on a spot with a lot of traffic potential, so I'll start them in the orbital station of Echo, if that's alright.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
2BlackJack1 wrote: You know what? I'll take that as a victory. The nobles get smacked around by some orks, then the rest are blown to smithereens.
Also, welcome back, Ezra! I'm excited to see what you'll be doing in Second Sun.
And TS, I'm making it official that I'll be running Kroot in SS. I think it'd make sense to start them on a spot with a lot of traffic potential, so I'll start them in the orbital station of Echo, if that's alright.
Wait until me and Chazz work out whats happening in the map. He's got a whole background thing going on for that planet
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
Well all I ask.
A nice frozen tundra or mountain range for the wolves to feel at home.
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
I'm also waiting on the map to figure out where I'm deploying my Knights and armsmen
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
2BlackJack1 wrote: You know what? I'll take that as a victory. The nobles get smacked around by some orks, then the rest are blown to smithereens.
Also, welcome back, Ezra! I'm excited to see what you'll be doing in Second Sun.
And TS, I'm making it official that I'll be running Kroot in SS. I think it'd make sense to start them on a spot with a lot of traffic potential, so I'll start them in the orbital station of Echo, if that's alright.
Wait until me and Chazz work out whats happening in the map. He's got a whole background thing going on for that planet
What about the map now?
<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator
jhe90 wrote: Well all I ask.
A nice frozen tundra or mountain range for the wolves to feel at home.
Try overgrown Agri-world.
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
jhe90 wrote: Well all I ask.
A nice frozen tundra or mountain range for the wolves to feel at home.
Try overgrown Agri-world.
Ok non frozen wilderness. Least some wilderness.
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
jhe90 wrote: Well all I ask.
A nice frozen tundra or mountain range for the wolves to feel at home.
Try overgrown Agri-world.
Ok non frozen wilderness. Least some wilderness.
There are several mountain range areas for you jhe
Just thought ifi played to chapters strengths if I could.
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
Connections to get to other places. For example, Echo can go to Unus and Peyliv.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
Got my new blurb up. Lost the planet, but took out a bunch of Orks and d-bag Nobles. I consider that satisfactory.
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
bag!"
You're also welcome to be in Crusade 2.0, talk to 
<Dynasty> 
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze 
~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps 
~3250pts
Admech (TBN) 