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2008/06/18 17:59:44
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Charging Wild Rider
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Be careful, you may get roshamboed
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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2008/06/18 18:11:13
Subject: WAR!!
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Executing Exarch
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Fat Albert was a better fat kid than Cartman ever was.
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**** Phoenix ****
Threads should be like skirts: long enough to cover what's important but short enough to keep it interesting. |
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2008/06/18 18:56:57
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Charging Wild Rider
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Diet and exercise FTW!
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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2008/06/18 19:16:26
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Executing Exarch
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Careful there, some people (like this model) take it a bit too far.  Every time I look at this pic, it creeps me out a little bit more.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/06/18 19:18:14
**** Phoenix ****
Threads should be like skirts: long enough to cover what's important but short enough to keep it interesting. |
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2008/06/18 19:23:43
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Charging Wild Rider
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She needs some meat on those bones, may I reccomend:
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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2008/06/18 20:31:29
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Too much horse feed and exercise can lead to......
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2008/06/18 20:34:04
Subject: WAR!!
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Executing Exarch
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Dude, skip the horse food and just go straight to one of these. Nothing packs on the weight faster.
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**** Phoenix ****
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2008/06/18 20:51:49
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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If you're going to ruin bacon (best meat ever), why stop at putting it on a hamburger?
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New Career Time? |
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2008/06/18 22:46:02
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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This guy knows a thing or two about Bacon... And other pork products.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2008/06/18 23:04:43
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Executing Exarch
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Pig might taste like pumpkin pie but I'll never know because I aint going to eat the filthy mother f***er.
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**** Phoenix ****
Threads should be like skirts: long enough to cover what's important but short enough to keep it interesting. |
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2008/06/19 00:06:04
Subject: WAR!!
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Every movie ever made would be improved with a primate.
+1 FTW for the pistol...
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2008/06/19 02:10:21
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Bigger Primates.... Better Guns
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2008/06/19 02:15:49
Subject: WAR!!
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Secretive Dark Angels Veteran
Baltimore, MD
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Yo!!! But, he'll make them feel the vibration!!! Yo!!! 
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2008/06/19 17:27:50
Proud owner of  & 
Play the game, not the rules.
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2008/06/19 02:43:01
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Raging Ravener
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Well, if we're talking about bad white rappers, I give you the KING:
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I'm sure there will be a 15 disc super duper blu-wiener-ray edition that will have every little thing included. - Necros, on Watchmen |
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2008/06/19 05:48:41
Subject: WAR!!
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Vanilla Ice + Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle FTW!!!
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2008/06/19 14:49:12
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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At least he wasn't caught LIP-SYNCING.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2008/06/19 14:50:13
Subject: WAR!!
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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It wasn't the lip synching that did them in. It was lip synching someone else's singing and then accepting an award for it. 
Then the grammies decided to take it back...
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2008/06/19 15:02:41
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2008/06/19 18:46:19
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Speaking of bad lipsyncing and awards...... Britney at the VMA's FTW
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2008/06/19 21:33:29
Subject: WAR!!
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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At least she didn't wet herself.
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2008/06/19 22:26:00
Subject: WAR!!
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Secretive Dark Angels Veteran
Baltimore, MD
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Just wear these. 
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Proud owner of &
Play the game, not the rules.
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2008/06/19 22:46:34
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Executing Exarch
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Who needs depends. With one of these, you never have to worry about missing anything on TV ever again.
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**** Phoenix ****
Threads should be like skirts: long enough to cover what's important but short enough to keep it interesting. |
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2008/06/20 03:11:48
Subject: WAR!!
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This one allows you to go to work.
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2008/06/20 03:42:10
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Might as well Drive one too.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2008/06/20 04:03:08
Subject: WAR!!
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
Well I kind of moved near Toronto, actually.
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seriously, dude. Stop eating the fething panda.
wtf is going on around here.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/06/20 04:03:24
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2008/06/20 04:19:34
Subject: WAR!!
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Secretive Dark Angels Veteran
Baltimore, MD
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One of these...  Cute, ain't she? And a bunch of this...  OWNS the toilet. (Don't ask how I know. I'm still repressing that memory).
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2008/06/20 04:29:30
Proud owner of &
Play the game, not the rules.
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2008/06/20 10:10:05
Subject: WAR!!
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YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
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2008/06/20 16:07:08
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Executing Exarch
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No need to be all up close and personal anymore, just use a plunger gun like these guys.
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**** Phoenix ****
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2008/06/20 16:17:22
Subject: WAR!!
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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Damn me for being slow.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/06/20 16:18:05
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2008/06/20 23:33:09
Subject: WAR!!
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Leave the hate at home... she needs her sleep.
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2008/06/21 02:39:28
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Crazed Savage Orc
Minneapolis, MN
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Much better for support than Plunger Hat.. (side note, where the F did you find that????)
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Stay Alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy!!
 HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY
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