Ha ha, very amusing and helpful.
Back on topic...
http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2007/11/16/review_asus_eee_pc/
http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/06/03/acer_launches_one/
http://us.aving.net/news/view.php?articleId=120803&mn_name=news&cateId=
http://us.aving.net/news/view.php?articleId=118751&mn_name=news&cateId=
Check out these article sreviews and follow up some of the links. Do a bit of reading around on sites like Kotaku.
The Acer Eee series seems to be very popular. Someone I know at work has got one and is pleased with it. He has the Linux version, which works tons better than the Windows version and is cheaper. The downside is you either need to stick with the built-in applications or get a bit of Linux knowledge to help you add anything else.
Arguably though, the point of a Netbook computer is just to do browsing, email and basic word processing. Why would you try to do graphics on a 10-inch screen, for example?
To my mind getting any kind of computer for under £300 is amazing.