While browsing the new Reaper site, I realized that in some point in the past three months, they've managed to fix whatever had been stopping their Greens section from displaying new ones. Now, I don't remember all the ones that I've posted on here already (and there are a LOT of Greens on there), so I'm just going to hit the highlights. Or at least the ones I could come up with funny captions for.
For the complete list,
http://www.reapermini.com/Greens
At some point, every artist tries to do a self-portrait. A lot of them take the cop-out of doing a self-portrait of themselves, doing a self-portrait. Here's a new way out - why not the Reaper succubus Sophie doing your self-portrait?
Sometimes, even gobbos feel the need to rivet a bunch of metal together to create a shield. Fantasy,
40k, who cares? It looks orky!
Need Chaos warriors with their arms doing more than just elbows-at-the-sides? Well, all you have to do here is add a few skulls, replace the wings on the helmet with horns, add a topknot, and you're set!
And who hasn't had the urge to add naked humans dangling over fires to their display boards? I know I have! Luckily, Bobby Jackson has read our minds...
Sometimes, sculptors come back to themes. Finari is one of them that Werner Klocke has done before. It's OK with me if he just sculpts a few more versions of her...
Sculptor: "What should we call this model, guys?"
Salesman: "How about Snake Eyes!"
Lawyer: "Ummm... try again."
Salesman: "How about Cobra?"
Lawyer: "Well, that *DID* apply to the organization and not a single member... so I'll let it slide!"
Personally, I know one of the things I've really been lacking is a model with a diving bell. Great Old Ones! Eureka!
Reaper just has this thing for paladins. They keep producing more and more of them. And yet, I keep buying more and more of them... I think I may have a problem.
And, because Werner Klocke loves getting us in trouble with our wives, or girlfriends, or boyfriends:
(No, no honey! It's for painting!)
What kind of model is this? Well, let's run the checklist. Huge shield? Check. Pointy or slashy thing? Check. Beard? Check.
That must make it a dwarf.
Show me on the model where the Julie Guthrie sculpt touched you...
And we'll close out with cameos from the Plasmatics, Motörhead, and the grown-up outcast of the Jackson Five: