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" Hi you have freed me from the lamp, i will grant you 1 wish. What will it be?"

Infinite Wishes.

Thread won.

Not fair lol! that wont count

*kills the person before they can make a 2nd wish from the infinite wish.

10 dollars.

My own super-villian hideout with a library where i can pull a lever disguised as a book, descend to my laboratory and dissect heretics FOR SCIENCE!

That fifth edition warhammer 40,000 be remade according to my will.

Zooey Deschanel.

BACON!!!!

the ability to change reality

TO PLUNGE THE WORLD INTO AN ETERNAL DANCE PARTY

BOO TCH BOO TCH

God-like power. Terrifying, awe inspiring, and absolute god-like power.

That my wife would pay up on her part of the bargain we struck concerning her buddies cell.

I wish I knew what to wish for!

I know what to wish for!

I wish that I would have known that I would have gotten only 1 wish before I rubbed this stupid lamp.

I wish for a second wish!

Ha! Beat the system!

To always be able to produce exact change for any transaction using any payment means.

Jin wrote:Zooey Deschanel.

Winner.

A 12 inch pianist.

I'd wish for the ability to instinctively know how to do ANYTHING. Like, fix a washing machine, to throw a ball a 100 yards with pin-point accuracy, paint better than the GW pros or to beat the gak out of the worlds best chess computer...

Fallen668 wrote:To always be able to produce exact change for any transaction using any payment means.

Reminds me of a joke.

Bloke wants into a Pub with a Stork and a Cat. They go up to the Bar.

Barman asks what they would like. The man orders a pint of Hobgoblin, the Stork a Rum and Coke, and the Cat says 'I'll have half a Bitter Shandy, but I'm not paying'. So the Barman serves the drinks, and tells the bloke the price. Bloke puts his hand in his pocket, and pulls out the exact price in change.

This continues for the next few rounds, same drinks, exact change produced, and the cat steadfastly refusing to pay.

So before his slightly bizarre new Patrons get munted, he feels compelled to ask the bloke whats going on with his unusual companions.

The bloke replies 'well, an hour ago, I was on my way into town, when I found this rusty lamp. Like a fool, I decided to rub it. Lo and Behold, *poof* out comes this genie, who gives me three wishes.

Wow says the Barman, thats pretty cool. What did you wish for?

Well, my first wish, says the bloke, was to always have the exact change for any purchase in my pocket

Yup, thats a good wish. But what about the other two? I assume the Ferrari is in the carpark?

Nope, says the man, I wished for a Bird with long legs and a tight pussy.

A new necron codex, but thats never going to happen.....

The ability to make anyone happy.

World peace, and plenty of maps for all the children, such as.

A bacon sandwich.


And a beer.


And the tv on to a good film.


And my wife next to me.


And. And. And. And.

I'm pretty sure I can phrase enough things into one wish to beat the "no infinite wishes" ruling....

... the power to grant my own wishes ...

an apocalypse sounds nice

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:

Fallen668 wrote:To always be able to produce exact change for any transaction using any payment means.

Reminds me of a joke.

Bloke wants into a Pub with a Stork and a Cat. They go up to the Bar.

Barman asks what they would like. The man orders a pint of Hobgoblin, the Stork a Rum and Coke, and the Cat says 'I'll have half a Bitter Shandy, but I'm not paying'. So the Barman serves the drinks, and tells the bloke the price. Bloke puts his hand in his pocket, and pulls out the exact price in change.

This continues for the next few rounds, same drinks, exact change produced, and the cat steadfastly refusing to pay.

So before his slightly bizarre new Patrons get munted, he feels compelled to ask the bloke whats going on with his unusual companions.

The bloke replies 'well, an hour ago, I was on my way into town, when I found this rusty lamp. Like a fool, I decided to rub it. Lo and Behold, *poof* out comes this genie, who gives me three wishes.

Wow says the Barman, thats pretty cool. What did you wish for?

Well, my first wish, says the bloke, was to always have the exact change for any purchase in my pocket

Yup, thats a good wish. But what about the other two? I assume the Ferrari is in the carpark?

Nope, says the man, I wished for a Bird with long legs and a tight pussy.

That joke is actually where I got the idea from. It is a cool wish and really... much better than just wishing for X amount of money. No taxes when you are making it up as you go along.

2 choices...

1: A mutant healing power ala wolverine.

2: That Todd McFarlane signs my SPAWN 1 at Supernova Convention tomorrow...

I think I could be pretty damn happy if I could get about 20 million euros, deposit it on a bank so that I can live off percentages and just keep enjoying my hobbies for the rest of my life.

World peace and an unlimited supply of models