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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak





Simple game, as of this post my post count will be 1534. In 1534 Henry VIII of England marries Anne Boleyn. He had his previous wedding to Catherine of Argon annulled by the Archbishop of Canterbury and Anne Boleyn declared Queen. The Pope, who had previously rejected Henry's request for an annulment, got annoyed. He ex-communicated Henry and the Archbishop from the Catholic Church.

“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”

Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. 
   
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Grumpy Longbeard






In 920AD the Saxons reclaimed Manchester and the surrounding area from the Danes. They should have let them keep it!

Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone's got one and they all stink. 
   
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Cold-Blooded Saurus Warrior







I don't know what happened in 491 does anybody know that?

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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak





goffnob deffsmakka wrote:I don't know what happened in 491 does anybody know that?


The cheaty way to do it is to type the number into wikipedia. Anastasius I became emperor of the Byzantine empire.

“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”

Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. 
   
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Stabbin' Skarboy




Galactics Comics and Games, Georgia, USA

What happens when someone with more than 2009 posts joins in this game?
   
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok






The universe implodes, or shifts forward in time to cope.

Kongo Gumi, the world's oldest continuously operating company (578 - 2006), is founded in Osaka, Japan, by the way.

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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges




United States

1221 was a good year for the Mongols. The cities of Kunya-Urgench and Merv were sacked while the the Georgians were defeated twice near Tbilisi. These events would mark the beginning of the final expansion of the contiguous Mongol Empire.

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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. 
   
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Monstrous Master Moulder






I dunno...

in 854 BC, Shalmaneser III battles a Syrian coalition (including king Ahab of Kingdom of Israel and Hadadezer) in the battle of Karkar.

Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman

And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
 
   
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





London, England

The bishop of Carthage died. Wahey!

sA

My Loyalist P&M Log, Irkutsk 24th

"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth

Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags. 
   
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Monstrous Master Moulder






I dunno...

Oh, and if your PC is more than 2009, why not go into BC?

Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman

And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
 
   
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok






Around 111, Roman Emperor Trajan sends Pliny the Younger to Bithynia



Roman is my name AWESOME WIN

"See a sword is a key cause when you stick it in people it unlocks their death" - Caboose


 
   
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

In the year 7836 Zebulon, the Horrible, master of Galaxy 389 led his battle forces to attack the rogue systems of the Horesehead Nebula, only to be eaten by the same small dog that ate a battlefleet just the day before. Biffy, as he is known, is now the center of worship for trillions, who call out for his protection against the forces of evil.

In other news some far out old guy was discovered in a cave typing on an ancient computing device of unknown origin. When discovered, he responded by throwing rocks and bits of food at his would be rescuers, and muttering somethign about "get off my lawn you damn kids." His rescuers left soon after, but not before being pelted unmercifully by something called "nachos and queso. "

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

1313 - Siege of Rostock ends.

Good for them!

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Sslimey Sslyth






Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.

1989 I graduated High School.

I have never failed to seize on 4+ in my life!

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COMMORRAGH 
   
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati





Under the Himalaiyan mountains

In 209 Aristotle was appointed as a public school teacher

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"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands

Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
 
   
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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

963-Luxembourg is founded!

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon






BC, apparently, it was around my post count (3531 I think) that Tin was first used by man.

Also, it appears an early form of Hinduism appeared called Dravidianism, which is now widely practiced in Southern India.

Fed up of Scalpers? But still want your Exclusives? Why not join us?

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Serious Squig Herder






900-The Persian scientist Rhazes distinguished smallpox from measles in the course of his writings.

Yeah, 900 is really not interesting.

blarg 
   
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine





The Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinnian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion

In 329 Flavia Iulia Helena, Augusta of the Roman Empire and mother of Roman Emperor Constantine I died. Also, the Han-Zhao state in China ended.

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Madrak Ironhide







This game is stupid.

/harumphs

ROBOT OVERLORDS!

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Get your own Dakka Code!

"...he could never understand the sense of a contest in which the two adversaries agreed upon the rules." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude 
   
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Nigel Stillman





Austin, TX

In 305 CE (Or AD)

Constantius Chlorus and Galerius are declared Augusti; Flavius Valerius Severus and Maximinus Daia are appointed Caesars.


Whoopee.
   
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





Annapolis, MD, USA

Justinian II re-takes the throne of the Byzantine Empire.

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Taco Bell is like carefully distilled Warseer - you get what you need with none of the usual crap. And, best of all, it's like being a tourist who only looks at the brochure - you don't even have to go, let alone stay.

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Battlefield Professional




Empire Of Denver, Urth

209AD Publius Septimius Geta receives the titles of Imperator and Augustus from his father, emperor Septimius Severus.

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“It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood” -- Karl Popper 
   
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Man O' War





Texas

250: Diophantus writes Arithmetica, the first systematic treatise on algebra, and a plague started in Roman Empire.

Blood for Blood god!  
   
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Fireknife Shas'el





A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of

malfred wrote:This game is stupid.

/harumphs

ROBOT OVERLORDS!


Awww, you'll get to 40k soon enough Malf.

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2009, Year of the Dog
 
   
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Battleship Captain






The Land of the Rising Sun

668. Arab forces conquer the Garamantes (Libya)
Hispania here we go!

M.

Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.

About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." 
   
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Fresh-Faced New User




29 Ad:

Jesus baptized by John the Baptist

Well look at that
   
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Tough Treekin






Birmingham - England

Leo III the Isaurian withdraws the Balkans, Sicily and Calabria from the jurisdiction of the pope, in response to Gregory III's support of a revolt in Italy against iconoclasm. The break between the papacy and the Byzantine Empire is almost complete.

When you give total control to a computer, it’s only a matter of time before it pulls a Skynet on you and you’re running for your life.

 
   
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Regular Dakkanaut





Bugger all. Or at least nothing I thought interesting enough to post. Random Chinese/ Roman/ Greek general does something
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/255BC

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