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We all know Frazzled is older than dirt, but how old is he...really?

When Frazzled was born did he:
*Freak out the Babylonians
*Freak out the Goths
*Freak out the Trilobytes
Hint: Trilobytes taste like Chicken!

When Frazzled was young did he:
*Walk like an Egyptian
*Run like a girly boy from Santa Anna
*Invent the square block, which wasn’t nearly as successful as the wheel
Hint: Whats a wheel? Oh that’s one of those new fangled inventions those mocha latte drinkin cityboys use

What epic phrase did Frazzled utter to Noah?
*Dude where’s the bathroom?
*Mmm I see there’s cattle-so will we be having steak tonight?
*Tell me Noah, have you ever heard of something called Tex Mex?

Why exactly is Frazzled such a crotchety old man?
*If you were born before toilet paper was invented you’d be crotechety too?
*As a youth he was set upon by a herd of mastadons, and hasn’t been the same since.
*He lost a bet to Asrhrab the Smelly that that whole “wall thing” was just a fad.

So how did Frazzled meet the future Mrs. Frazzled?
*Only human within 50,000 square miles. Man its sure built up since then. It being the Earth.
*She was running from a giant scorpion. He and “Bob’ his pet triceratops fought it off and its been true love ever since.
*She invented something called “ice cream,” and he appeared like the wind. Frazzled is actually a super hero and his power is the ability to smell sweets from light years away.
*He was running from a giant scorpion. She and “Bob’ her pet triceratops fought it off and its been true love ever since.
Hint: Ixney on the rescuey. I’m never going to live that down.

What did Frazzled want to be when he grew up?
*Tzar of all the Russias
*A tank driver
*Bipedal

What does Frazzled want for his birthday?
*All you damn kids to get off my lawn!

1. c)
2. c)
3. c)
4. a)
5. a)
6. b)

Dude, if you like sweet stuff, I'll dig out a recipe for a Scottish treat called Tablet.

Essentially it involves lovely Condensed Milk, Sugar, some Sugar, a pinch of Sugar, Sugar to taste, prebooked appointment at your Dentist, Earplugs for the inevitable bollocking you'll get off the Toothquack, hint of Sugar, and finally, some Sugar.

It. Is. Win.

P.S. You certainly didn't freak this Goth out.

P.P.S. Would I be allowed on your Lawn if I dressed up as a freakishly tall Gnome?

P.P.P.S. Even if I promised to swap the more traditional Fishing Road for some insane weapon of your choice?

Gnome dressed in camo holding stick with nail on it equals concentrated win.

heck yea it would be! Man Id let a gnome like that in my yard anyday

PS happy birthday!.... whenever that might actually be