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A Priest, a Sister Hospitaller, and a Chaplain walk into a bar...

Ouch

willydstyle wrote:A Priest, a Sister Hospitaller, and a Chaplain walk into a bar...

the Ork ducks.

The bartender looks at the three and asks, "What is this, a joke?"

... and inside a blind youth has his hand out for donations.

"Alms for the poor" he says, rattling his tin cup with a couple coins in the bottom.

The Chaplain walks right by him. The Sister exclaims "What about that poor kid"?

"Screw the kid" says the Chaplain.

"Do you think we have time"? says the Priest.

^

And they're having an arguement about how the Emperor wants them to root out heretics.

The priest says "We'll put an Aquilla on the ground and throw all the citizens off the roof of the bar. Any that fall outside the Aquilla are clearly heretics, for they have strayed from the divine symbol of Humanity."

The Sister Hospitaller says "No, no, no! You've got it all wrong, we draw an Aquilla on the ground, throw all the citizens off the roof of the bar, and any that land on the Aquilla are clearly heretics, for they are predisposed towards defacing the most holiest of symbols!"

The Chaplain slams his Crozius on the bar and states very firmly "You are both wrong. We draw this Aquilla on the ground, throw the citizens off the roof of the bar, and any who are not heretics will be saved by His divine intervention. Those that fall are clearly heretics. Burn them all. Then burn the bar."

The Green Git wrote:... and inside a blind youth has his hand out for donations.

"Alms for the poor" he says, rattling his tin cup with a couple coins in the bottom.

The Chaplain walks right by him. The Sister exclaims "What about that poor kid"?

"Screw the kid" says the Chaplain.

"Do you think we have time"? says the Priest.

Ding! ding! ding!

The Green Git wrote:... and inside a blind youth has his hand out for donations.

"Alms for the poor" he says, rattling his tin cup with a couple coins in the bottom.

The Chaplain walks right by him. The Sister exclaims "What about that poor kid"?

"Screw the kid" says the Chaplain.

"Do you think we have time"? says the Priest.

And on that note, any other suggestion falls flat.

Combines two of the big things in my life; 40K and making fun of organized religion. Winner!

Thanks for fething the chance for all other jokes sir.