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I shove you into the molten crater that is the remnants of the old Hill. I ascend the new Hill

My Hill

I have infiltrated up the hill and beat you to the top. When you arrive, I boot you down the other side.

My hill.

I obliterate you with an orbital strike and teleport down onto the hill.

My Hill.

A floor trap springs up and hurls you off the hill, I ascend the Hill

My Hill

I secretly rig your floortrap to fling you off the Hill too. I ascend the Hill.

My Hill.

I put a banana peel at the top of the Hill, you slip on it and fall off the opposite side of the Hill. I ascend the Hill

My Hill

I replace the hill with a potato. I ascend the real hill.

My Hill

I drop kick you off the Hill. I ascend the Hill again.

My Hill

I open a can of Surstromming atop the hill, and you run from the smell. I ascend the hill in a gas mask.

My hill.

I meet you at the top with all of the skunks from my woodshed. I slap off your gas mask with a fish, then laugh as you roll back down, gagging.
My Hill.

I meet you at the top with a used diaper. I slap YOU with it and you roll down the Hill puking. I ascend the Hill

My Hill

The hill explodes in anger, becoming a volcano with spewing lava.

REALLY FETHING ANGRY hill

I avoid the lava and ascend another Hill.

My Hill

The hill kicks you off into the lava.

evicted hill.

The Evicted Hill evicts you off the top. I ascend the Hill

My Hill

I ascend the hill and plant a 'Private Property' sign. I chase you off of my Hill.

My Hill.

I buy out the deed on the Hill and evict you from your house on the Hill.

My Hill

I get elected as Governor and use Eminent Domain to condemn the hill and take it for the state. Then I buy it from the state for One Dollar and retire on....

My Hill.

I sue you for custody of the Hill and I win. I ascend the Hill and build a house on it.

My Hill

I huff. And I puff. And I blow your house down.

My hill.

I get the three pigs to remove you from the hill.

My Hill.

I turn the three pigs into pork chops and I punt you off the Hill

My Hill

I overrun Pork Chop Hill with North Koreans.

My Hill.

The NK leader is killed and the entire force immediately desert.

Refugee hill.

I blow up refugee hill. I then ascend the Hill next to it.

My Hill

I ascend the Hill and kick you off it.

My Hill.

I descend to the top of the hill from above, after a thorough carpet bombing. After sweeping up the mess, I call it.....

My Hill.

While you were sweeping I sneaked up behind you, I boot you off the hill.

My Hill.

I sneak up behind you and tickle you until you fall off the Hill

My Hill

I release the Hounds to run you down and drag you from....

My Hill.