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2009/04/24 19:51:29
Subject: And we thought bird flu was dangerous...
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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2009/04/24 19:53:09
Subject: And we thought bird flu was dangerous...
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Perhaps the Piggies are Mercs who have been hired by the Communist Avian Collective, in the hope that they can succeed where the original plan faltered?
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2009/04/24 21:37:05
Subject: And we thought bird flu was dangerous...
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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i have a cure
dont have sex with a pig
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/04/24 21:38:02
Subject: And we thought bird flu was dangerous...
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Its not an STD, its a flu bug.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/04/24 21:46:00
Subject: And we thought bird flu was dangerous...
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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garret wrote:i have a cure
dont have sex with a pig
*alcohol joke*
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2009/04/24 21:47:43
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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I have a cure.
Have frequent sex with pigs.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/04/24 21:47:49
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Indeed! Though thats why I like to keep a bottle of Vodka next to my bed, that way she'll look as good as she did the night before, guaranteed!
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2009/04/24 21:48:54
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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The best part is you don't need to buy any bacon for breakfast.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/04/24 22:02:43
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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CDC is now reporting its too late to contain.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/04/24 22:04:34
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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WEll, it was pleasent to make your acquaintance Frazz.
I shall think of you and yours with every Bacon Sandwich I eat! Thank God I insist on Organic, locally raised and slaughtered Pig Flesh!
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2009/04/24 22:05:41
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Seriously mom and SWMBO will be stocking up tomorrow at the grocery like a hurricane.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/04/24 22:22:12
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Serious Squig Herder
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Mexicans should use protection when having sex with eachother err I mean *cough cough* pigs.
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2009/04/24 23:14:30
Subject: And we thought bird flu was dangerous...
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Horrific Hive Tyrant
London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)
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why the feth is there allways yet another killer disease going around?
i eat my bacon crispy anyways, a good frying should kill off anything 
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2009/04/25 01:52:56
Subject: And we thought bird flu was dangerous...
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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Why have a little bit of logic in the situation when the News can scream the EndoftheWorldiscoming (TM) in the Front Page?
M.
PS: Don´t panic yet, your nice drug laboratory will have a needless vacine in a few weeks that will market for 100$ each. 
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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2009/04/25 01:56:01
Subject: And we thought bird flu was dangerous...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Yet another reason why I keep my pro mask around from the Army. And since I work in the medical field I have a few of those special filters made just for the airborn bugs.
You never know....
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