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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 21:29:09
Subject: Swine Flu
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
Well I kind of moved near Toronto, actually.
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So are we all going to die, or what? They do not really have doctors in Mexico anyway, do they? No offense to the Mexi-CANS.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 21:32:17
Subject: Swine Flu
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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We are all going to die, oh well humanity has had a nice run.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 21:33:58
Subject: Re:Swine Flu
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
Under the Himalaiyan mountains
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Now they can fly!
We're all gonna die!!!!!
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"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 21:37:50
Subject: Re:Swine Flu
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Regular flu kills thousands of people every year. We're all gonna die, eventually. Thanks for the fear-mongering, CNN!
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 21:39:23
Subject: Re:Swine Flu
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Our esteemed health agencies, who are still acting under interim heads as the adminstration hasn't gotten around to appointing anyone yet (greeaaaatttt we're in the hands of "Terrorists are coming from Canada napolitano) has yet to order making vaccines. WTF are you waiting for?
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 21:43:59
Subject: Swine Flu
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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This thing is hardly an epidemic. It's less fatal than bird flu was and far less widespread. Hows bird flu anyway, I stopped paying attention after nothing happened.
It's just another international scare scheme to drum up news profits.
Our esteemed health agencies, who are still acting under interim heads as the adminstration hasn't gotten around to appointing anyone yet (greeaaaatttt we're in the hands of "Terrorists are coming from Canada napolitano) has yet to order making vaccines. WTF are you waiting for?
They're probably waiting for an actual emergency. Or danger. This is neither.
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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
This is a bad thread and you should all feel bad |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 21:46:56
Subject: Swine Flu
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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2,000 confirmed cases in Mexico. 169 deaths. Thats 9% mortality rate. Thats higher than the Spanish flu outbreak.
But you're right, photo ops with Air Force One buzzing NYC are much more important.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 21:52:51
Subject: Swine Flu
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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Frazzled wrote:2,000 confirmed cases in Mexico. 169 deaths. Thats 9% mortality rate. Thats higher than the Spanish flu outbreak.
But you're right, photo ops with Air Force One buzzing NYC are much more important.
Because the mexican healthcare system is so god damn amazing. The avian flu had a fairly high mortality rate until it hit areas with access to hospitals too.
Neither one is important. People should shut up about it and report the multiple genocides, wars, conflicts, and maybe at some point just maybe report on one of the half dozen collapsing governments on this planet.
Oh wait, no one cares, thats not scary.
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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 22:11:05
Subject: Swine Flu
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
Under the Himalaiyan mountains
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Why would I care about a genocide or war?
Oh snap!
A flu from pigs!!!
Run away, run away!!!
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"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 22:12:06
Subject: Swine Flu
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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not just pigs....swine!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 22:15:04
Subject: Swine Flu
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Dominating Dominatrix
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I didn't watch any news over the weekend and today it was on the cover of 3 daily newspapers.
I don't quite get it. How is this any different then the last 3 plagues which were caused by eating meat?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 22:17:18
Subject: Swine Flu
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Horrific Hive Tyrant
London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)
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this one ruins bacon anung!
thats what makes it so evil :(
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Suffused with the dying memories of Sanguinus, the warriors of the Death Company seek only one thing: death in battle fighting against the enemies of the Emperor. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 22:18:01
Subject: Swine Flu
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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ShumaGorath wrote:This thing is hardly an epidemic. It's less fatal than bird flu was and far less widespread. Hows bird flu anyway, I stopped paying attention after nothing happened.
What about SARS?
And Y2K!
AND THE OZONE LAYER IS DISAPPEARING!!!!
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 22:32:49
Subject: Swine Flu
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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From the episode when Lisa decided to be a vegetarian,
Homer Simpson, "So, you won't eat sausage?"
Lisa, "No."
H, "What about bacon?"
L, "No."
H, "What about ham?"
L, "No, dad."
H, "What about porkchops?"
L, "Dad, those all come from the same animal."
H, "Sure, Lisa, there's some magical animal they all come from."
Anyway, this is why I don't want the US government to be 'responsible' for the healthcare system.
Maybe Obama ran out of people that don't cheat on their taxes to nominate to posts.
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In the dark future, there are skulls for everyone. But only the bad guys get spikes. And rivets for all, apparently welding was lost in the Dark Age of Technology. -from C.Borer |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 22:34:57
Subject: Swine Flu
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Fixture of Dakka
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I really, really hate the media.
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Worship me. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 22:36:06
Subject: Swine Flu
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Horrific Hive Tyrant
London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)
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I really fething hate all these fething things that ruin all the fething bacon! :(
why couldnt this gak ruin something like beef instead?
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Suffused with the dying memories of Sanguinus, the warriors of the Death Company seek only one thing: death in battle fighting against the enemies of the Emperor. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 22:37:29
Subject: Swine Flu
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Screw you hippie!
Beef and Bacon go hand in hand. You can't be a manly man without both.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 22:39:37
Subject: Swine Flu
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Horrific Hive Tyrant
London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)
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woah woah woah woah woah ....... woah!
feth you buddy!
i rely on my bacon and cheese toasty every now and then
who the feth eats beef? (unless of course its terriaky beef jerky  )
lets face it, cows are as thick as gak, they smell like gak and they taste like gak.
pigs are only the 1st 2
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Suffused with the dying memories of Sanguinus, the warriors of the Death Company seek only one thing: death in battle fighting against the enemies of the Emperor. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 22:39:41
Subject: Swine Flu
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 22:40:38
Subject: Swine Flu
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Horrific Hive Tyrant
London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)
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yea orke, all mcdonalds burgers look like that, until you get it and it looks like some fat bastard sat on it.
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Suffused with the dying memories of Sanguinus, the warriors of the Death Company seek only one thing: death in battle fighting against the enemies of the Emperor. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 22:41:47
Subject: Swine Flu
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
Under the Himalaiyan mountains
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JD21290 wrote:yea orke, all mcdonalds burgers look like that, until you get it and it looks like some fat bastard sat on it.
I do believe thats wendys, because the burger is square.
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"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 22:43:13
Subject: Swine Flu
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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JD21290 wrote:yea orke, all mcdonalds burgers look like that, until you get it and it looks like some fat bastard sat on it.
Yea Hippy! Can't even tell your burgers any more
Hippy!
(remind me I have something to PM you if I can get it to work tomorrow AM)
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 22:44:35
Subject: Swine Flu
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
Well I kind of moved near Toronto, actually.
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ShumaGorath wrote:Frazzled wrote:2,000 confirmed cases in Mexico. 169 deaths. Thats 9% mortality rate. Thats higher than the Spanish flu outbreak.
But you're right, photo ops with Air Force One buzzing NYC are much more important.
Because the mexican healthcare system is so god damn amazing. The avian flu had a fairly high mortality rate until it hit areas with access to hospitals too.quote]
That was my thought. It is not the British Swine Flu, it is the Mexican Swine Flu.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 22:45:34
Subject: Swine Flu
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Grey Knight Psionic Stormraven Pilot
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Maybe the swine flu will kill off the media.
Frazzled wrote:2,000 confirmed cases in Mexico. 169 deaths. Thats 9% mortality rate. Thats higher than the Spanish flu outbreak.
169 dead? Okay, that is nothing. I'm sure that sucked for the families that happened to, but really, come on. More people have died from a single plane crash. Hell, a really bad Memorial Day weekend, and you'll have well over half of that many dead from drinking accidents. Damn media blowing crap out of proportion to get people to watch them out of fear. Fear is the great motivator. They'll use it to sell anything. STOP BUYING THE BS!!! Trust me, if it gets bad enough, we'll all know. Just look at AIDS. Now there is a serious problem. The only bad thing about this is the loss of all that bacon. That deserves a moment of silence.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 22:45:41
Subject: Swine Flu
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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JD21290 wrote:yea orke, all mcdonalds burgers look like that, until you get it and it looks like some fat bastard sat on it.
Well, you just need to watch where you're sitting then. BA-ZING! (Also, that is a photoshopped version of the almighty Baconator. Delicious sandwich. Expensive though, I usually go for the JBCs myself.)
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 22:46:24
Subject: Swine Flu
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Horrific Hive Tyrant
London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)
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I do believe thats wendys, because the burger is square.
i do believe that burger is round, just a flat pic
Yea Hippy! Can't even tell your burgers any more
Hippy!
(remind me I have something to PM you if I can get it to work tomorrow AM)
sorry if i offend the burger capital of the world
but a burger is a burger, most taste like gak unless its done proper BBQ style (half burned)
usually you only PM me warnings about my language and attitude, not about those is it?
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Suffused with the dying memories of Sanguinus, the warriors of the Death Company seek only one thing: death in battle fighting against the enemies of the Emperor. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 22:58:36
Subject: Swine Flu
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Actually, it is square.
It's Wendy's!
Anyone who doesn't recognise Wendy's is a total chav.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 23:02:05
Subject: Swine Flu
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Horrific Hive Tyrant
London (work) / Pompey (live, from time to time)
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ouch, that hurts comming from a crown
sorry, im not a lardass who can recognise each type of burger at a glance
+ i dont think they have that thing over here
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Suffused with the dying memories of Sanguinus, the warriors of the Death Company seek only one thing: death in battle fighting against the enemies of the Emperor. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 23:09:35
Subject: Swine Flu
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
Under the Himalaiyan mountains
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Wendy's isn't as good as Burger King, but both are better than Mcdonalds, but Wendy's has 2 redeeming factors, the Frosty and the Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger for a dollar...BUT-Mcdonalds has Mcflurrys and really good fries, but Burger King has the BEST burgers of all 3.
However, KFC is still made of winsauce.
EDIT:: I totally forgot Chick-Fil-A!!!
They win at everything. Hands down. Best burger, fries, and drink, cause they have icedreams and icedream milkshakes.
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"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/04/27 23:09:42
Subject: Swine Flu
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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JD21290 wrote:ouch, that hurts comming from a crown 
You're being quite the bengal here, mate.
sorry, im not a lardass who can recognise each type of burger at a glance 
It's okay, not everyone's parents can afford a decent education.
+ i dont think they have that thing over here 
Don't worry, we'll bring civilization to your country soon enough. We even have something called "electricity". It's very cool, it can make pictures move!
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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