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Ever experienced a moment where you just have to scream 'NOOOO!' at the top of your lungs over something? I have many of these.

-When the Turtle Pie thread was closed
-When I realised that I had accidentally put my plate of lovingly converted Orks in the microwave instead of my plate with a pie on it.
-When I put a brand-new God of War disc in the PS2 the wrong way, and it snapped in the tray as it closed.
-When I found out that Stargate: Atlantis was being cancelled to make way for SG: Universes.
-When I realised that my copy of Evil Dead was the censored version (no tree rape!)

Describes your NOOOO moments perfectly...

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Can we describe a NOOOO moments of other people in which they actually said NOOOO?

Go ahead. As long as it's not some whiny emo Jedi who killed his wife and was nearly incinerated before being placed in a cyborg suit that's overly GRIMDARK.

Cheese Elemental wrote:-When I realised that I had accidentally put my plate of lovingly converted Orks in the microwave instead of my plate with a pie on it.

I wasn't planning to eat them, they were just drying under the oven fan.

That's even funnier than drinking your painting water.

Warhammer has so much comedy potential.

I never drank my painting water! I just nearly passed out when I tried mixing blood with red paint for my Khorne army and couldn't stop the bleeding.

Stepping on a block of VC skeletons. A. I got 25 tiny spears stuck into my foot, and B. Unlike guardsmen, high elves, marines, whatever, when those skeletons got crushed there was no hope of putting their spindly broken limbs back together. It was a double "NOOOO" moment.

Having my food literally blow up in the Microwave, after it caught on fire..........

in Warhammer

Impaling (I.E. Through one end and out the other) my hand with a Lizardmen Spear. I literally took the spear and burned it. My genetic material is too precious (sneer, sneer)

My biggest NOOOOO moments:


When my knee dislocated a second time,it was painful and I had to wait 20 mins for and ambulance,also it took them 4 hours to x-ray the damn thing and then to pop it back in.

When me and my family were robbed,just not a good experience.

In wargamming my biggest NOOOO moment was when my friends baby bro got hold of his paints and re-painted a squad of orks I had left behined,it was covered in red paint.(darn!!!!)

ph34r wrote:Stepping on a block of VC skeletons. A. I got 25 tiny spears stuck into my foot, and B. Unlike guardsmen, high elves, marines, whatever, when those skeletons got crushed there was no hope of putting their spindly broken limbs back together. It was a double "NOOOO" moment.

This ^ but replace them with metal sword masters.

When I noticed that the last three chapters of Brisingr were missing from my copy. Much nerdrage followed, and the walls reverberated with colourful language.

My friend's son was climbing up his painting cabinet to get a skeleton. The case tip over and hit the table 4 feet away from it. The kid was ok, but my friend had like 30 broken models. That was a NOOO moment for the kid. When i went over there and saw the damage it was like a family member had died or something. I could do nothing but stand there and shake my head.

Pretty much anytime I knock a model over or drop it and everything goes in slow
motion as I actually say "NOOOO" out loud.

My wife has heard me before and she always checks on me after the fall.

every single time i agree to play a game, my orks are epic fails. NOOOO!

Deff Dread red Edition wrote:In wargamming my biggest NOOOO moment was when my friends baby bro got hold of his paints and re-painted a squad of orks I had left behined,it was covered in red paint.(darn!!!!)

...I'm disappointed in you people that nobody's taken a moment to make a "go fasta" comment.

Sheesh!
What's the Intraweb coming to, these days? ; )

Eric

Orkeosaurus wrote:

Cheese Elemental wrote:-When I realised that I had accidentally put my plate of lovingly converted Orks in the microwave instead of my plate with a pie on it.

How did you get that picture of a plague drone - LOL

Serious NOOOOOO moment

Forge world Dread, Brand New
Can Have serious consequences when
added to GRAVITY!
'snap'
'Cry'
'NOOOO' indeed

-When Julia died in Cowboy Bebop
-When the new baby kitten started drinking the vodka+OJ that was knocked onto the floor
-When I found out my friend may have had cervical cancer
-When Elliot (stuffed toy dragon) was thrown away by my jerk of a step-father when I was younger
-Similar to above, but when the same happened to my SNES. I can't even find a replacement for the system, good luck for the games.
-When I knocked over and broke my friend's kit-bashed brass scorpion.
-When I heard that Gary Gygax died.
-Lastly, when I heard about the new Star Trek movie. It's just not the same without shatner.

when i woke up, started the dish washer, laid back down, and then realized i'd used the wrong bottle of cleaner stuff.

dish soap makes a mountain of foam all around

It's always a 'NOOOO' moment when people end up with me as their opponent in a tourney. It makes me feel good

greenskin lynn wrote:when i woke up, started the dish washer, laid back down, and then realized i'd used the wrong bottle of cleaner stuff.

dish soap makes a mountain of foam all around

I've done that before.

At the show I was performing, when two girls dropped out at the last minute, and another two asked to be moved to go after me.
When I was chopping wood, saw the axe rebound, saw my leg sliding in mud. Thankfully it missed by an inch.


WARGAMING:
When I realised I'd vacummed up my scout's bolter.

When Blizzard canceled Starcraft: Ghost.

When I acedentalie trew away my wallet, after i just had recived my paycheck!! That was my largest NOOOOOOOOOOOO moment ever, also buring down my gardenshed

Cheese Elemental wrote:
-When I found out that Stargate: Atlantis was being cancelled to make way for SG: Universes.

It's good to know I am not the only one.
Some of my own
-As I was in a plane flying home from vacation and realized I had left my jacket terminal
-When I was washing dishes and a cup began to fall from the rack, bounce off the counter, and began falling as though to hit the floor. I grabbed it with one hand and watched as it slipped, then I tried to use my foot catch it, and all it did was bounce off my shoe and smash on the wall. It was epic.

Wargaming
-I watched as a squad of fortuned striking scorpions ate 3 units of 20 doomed orks (figuratively and with the psychic power), one unit at a time, unable to stop it.

Biggest YESSSS moment of the year: Having a friend call me 20 minutes before the premier of Watchmen and telling me that he had a ticket and a place in line for me.

Biggest NOOOO moment of the year: Actually watching the Watchmen.

Biggest NOOOOOOO moment. Watching my mate fall over and kick my brand new Leman Russ all the way across the room. It was one of those moments where time slows down but there is nothing you can do to stop it.
Thankfully it was easily repaired.

The OC-D

Recently, when they announced no further work to be done on Duke Nukem: Forever.

Finding out in this thread about Stargate Atlantis. Now I'm gonna read up on why theyre doing it.