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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/08 15:34:40
Subject: Re:Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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Seeing Cheese post a thread in which the dumb bastard asked to be banned. You could just stop logging in or change tone.
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/08 16:55:11
Subject: Re:Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Reading Cheese Elemental's self banning post and realising some kids should be kept off the interwebs and forced to socialise in fresh air.
I am so sorry for you dude, that you are creating this drama on a forum about metal figures, I am sorry you have become so socially isolated, go find your rl friends and go for a walk outside, in the sunshine and eat chocolate and climb a hill and anything else that will keep you from the hours and hours you've been spending online. You have allowed the posts of people you will never meet to become magnified into having actual bearing on your life and happiness.
I hope you stay off the site, for no greater reason than it and being online for hours and hours is doing your personal balance and health no good.
Switch off the machine, go seek something new.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/08 17:12:33
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Nasty Nob
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I started a season on MLB 08 on PS2 this spring. I was just getting whooped every game. I finally won a game in my season (3+ homeruns and a shut out) against the computer. I go to my post game report and am preparing to save it when the game locks up. Never happened before and it happens when I finally win.
I was just shocked and had an internal NOOOOO. I pulled the game out and broke it in half. I had got the game for free so it wasn't that big of a deal.
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"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/08 17:13:06
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
Indiana
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Walking into Soldier Field for the U.S. vs Honduras World Cup Qualifier and seeing 5 Honduras fans to every U.S. fan.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/08 21:51:33
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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rubiksnoob wrote:
Fun Fact: During our past season our fly half played an entire game with a concussion.
Our team was infamous for stuff like that. A lot of the time we couldn't come off the field because we simply didn't have enough players to do so. Being at what is just about the most liberal, liberal arts school in the nation tends to make attendance difficult to enforce.
Also, we once had a guy take the field in the middle of an acid trip. Pretty sure it shattered his mind.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/10 04:16:07
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Killer Klaivex
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Finding out I'm the most hated person here.
Mind you, that's not really a revelation to me.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/10 04:44:52
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Finding out I'm the most hated person here.
Mind you, that's not really a revelation to me.
Nah.
You might make some "Top 10" lists for Most annoying... but you wouldn't be the MOST annoying, and you aren't "Most Hated," either...
Even if you WANT to be.
Eric
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Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/10 04:45:53
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Killer Klaivex
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So I'm not even the best at being hated?
Way to ruin my day.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/10 05:00:43
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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I don't hate you.
Find you annoying, yes.
Want to smack you with a willow Gray Nicholls, yes.
Hate you? No.
Too busy hating all of the other toolish teens your age.
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/10 05:02:35
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Killer Klaivex
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Don't blame me for having no social skills whatsoever. Blame my dad for not letting me socialise.
I suppose there's always a bright side to death. Automatically Appended Next Post: off-topic, what's a Grey Nicholls? Is that some kind of tea?
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/10 06:02:24
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Don't blame me for having no social skills whatsoever. Blame my dad for not letting me socialise....
Cheese Elemental wrote: I watched my dad bleed out and die in front of me....
Pretty much sums up this conundrum.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/10 06:07:01
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Killer Klaivex
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Way to try and start a flamewar.
Reported.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/10 06:08:05
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/10 06:12:07
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Reported for what? Quoteing you directly and adding tasteful humor to it?
Orkeosaurus sees it.
You are the one that is saying that you blame your "dead" dad for your poor social skills. Im just pointing it out.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/11 04:24:50
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Battleship Captain
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jp400 wrote:
Best. Movie. Ever. Automatically Appended Next Post: Cheese Elemental wrote:Don't blame me for having no social skills whatsoever.
Same here. You'll get about.. oh say... ten minutes max of conversation before I just realise you're either:
A: a moron.
B: Smart enough to make me realise I won't be able to have a conversation with you for another minute.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/11 12:09:04
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Modquisition on: Move on people.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/11 12:24:38
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Bugswarm
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biggest NOOOO moment would be my brother using my baneblade as a soccer ball ( bits were scattered all over the garden).
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/11 12:50:48
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Dominating Dominatrix
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Why I really don't want to get into the whole argument with CE, this is quite a funny thread.
- When a kid I met on vacation years ago deleted my Pokemon Red savegame. I had 149.
- Watching George Lucas destry the beloved franchise he created himself
- When Spider-Man sold his marriage to the devil
- when the local gaming store closed for good (it was basically my living room)
- when I saw the first pictures of the live-action Dragonball movie
- I didn't scream NOOO at this point, but when I was 12 I knocked out my two upper front teeth in a sliding accident.
- when I read the new Chaos Space Marine Codex
- E3 2008, Nintedo press conference
- when I heard that Terry Pratchet had Alzeimer
Automatically Appended Next Post: Here's one more:
When I tried to get some paint out of a valeo game color bottle, I squeezed so hard that I got spots of blood red paint all over my hat, my favourite shirt and half a dozen of my minis.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/11 15:54:47
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
Indiana
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Anung Un Rama wrote:I squeezed so hard that I got spots of blood red all over my hat, my favourite shirt and half a dozen of my minis.
You should really try to squeeze it away from your minis. Might I suggest the bathroom if you're going to squeeze it. Keep in mind, squeezing too much can cause blindness.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/11 17:07:27
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Dominating Dominatrix
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 Good one youngblood
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/11 17:08:49
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
Indiana
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Thank you sir. Sucks about the hat though.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/11 17:40:28
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Dominating Dominatrix
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Wasn't so bad about the hat. My "classic Grey alien pisses on the X-files X"-shirt got the worst of it, but I still wear it when I'm modeling.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/11 17:53:08
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Killer Klaivex
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I just ripped a massive hole in my 'And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.' shirt. BADGER feth witch gak. feth THIS WORDFILTER.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/11 17:53:26
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/11 18:24:12
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Cheese Elemental wrote:I just ripped a massive hole in my 'And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.' shirt. BADGER feth witch gak.
feth THIS WORDFILTER.
You kiss your mum with that mouth?
Also the word filter is in place to save others like myself from haveing to read your immature remarks. Instead your immature remarks get replaced with other words that make everyone else laugh at how dumb you then sound. Remember, cussing doesnt make you cool dude.
This has been a friendly Non-Mod Public Service Announcement. Please keep both hands inside the cart at all times. Enjoy your stay.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/11 18:55:29
Subject: Re:Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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I won at street fighter for once and got a wireless 360 controller thrown at my head.
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/11 18:59:14
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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dogma wrote:rubiksnoob wrote:
Fun Fact: During our past season our fly half played an entire game with a concussion.
Our team was infamous for stuff like that. A lot of the time we couldn't come off the field because we simply didn't have enough players to do so. Being at what is just about the most liberal, liberal arts school in the nation tends to make attendance difficult to enforce.
Also, we once had a guy take the field in the middle of an acid trip. Pretty sure it shattered his mind.
I know what your're talking about. People come to practice all the time too drunk or high to even catch the ball.
It's actually kind of sad being one of the only three sober people on a thirty person team. But oh well, that's rugby for ya!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/12 04:16:24
Subject: Biggest 'NOOOO' moments
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Just had another one recently, when I found out that David Eddings passed away.
: (
Eric
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Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 |
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