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*A naked Ork Streaks by.*

I can say from first hand experience that the wolves of russ like nothing more than to drink copious amounts of alcohol...oh and to hump legs...so i think brother/sister dave should possibly invest in some water proof pants....

Also not to be disrespectful but are you sure io only got one guardsman....i fired off over 600 bolter rounds surely i hit more than one guy.....maybe i need to spend some time at the range zeroing my weapon....maybe next time i'll kil 2 enemies!

DaveAsp wrote:I can say from first hand experience that the wolves of russ like nothing more than to drink copious amounts of alcohol...oh and to hump legs...so i think brother/sister dave should possibly invest in some water proof pants....

Also not to be disrespectful but are you sure io only got one guardsman....i fired off over 600 bolter rounds surely i hit more than one guy.....maybe i need to spend some time at the range zeroing my weapon....maybe next time i'll kil 2 enemies!

Well the Hells Bane did't exactly stay close to the platoons long enough for you to kill some more, it was busy tryin to kill some Russ tanks


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Also the team that is going on recon to further broaden our intel on them wolves is:
Brother Captain Sam
Brother Amanax (carrying his lascannon sponson from the "Hell's Bane")
Brother Forden
Brother Simythius
Brother Frenzy
Brother Kaspar
and what the heck even though he didn't volunteer
Brother/Sister Dave

so marines good luck reconing them Space Wolves that may have gone renegade as well (hmm bunch of armies are going renegade is that a sign for bad times or what?)
(also notice how every single guy with a weapon that is not a Bolter is going on recon along with a few that do)

avondale wrote:

DaveAsp wrote:I can say from first hand experience that the wolves of russ like nothing more than to drink copious amounts of alcohol...oh and to hump legs...so i think brother/sister dave should possibly invest in some water proof pants....

Also not to be disrespectful but are you sure io only got one guardsman....i fired off over 600 bolter rounds surely i hit more than one guy.....maybe i need to spend some time at the range zeroing my weapon....maybe next time i'll kil 2 enemies!

Well the Hells Bane did't exactly stay close to the platoons long enough for you to kill some more, it was busy tryin to kill some Russ tanks


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Also the team that is going on recon to further broaden our intel on them wolves is:
Brother Captain Sam
Brother Amanax (carrying his lascannon sponson from the "Hell's Bane")
Brother Forden
Brother Simythius
Brother Frenzy
Brother Kaspar
and what the heck even though he didn't volunteer
Brother/Sister Dave

so marines good luck reconing them Space Wolves that may have gone renegade as well (hmm bunch of armies are going renegade is that a sign for bad times or what?)
(also notice how every single guy with a weapon that is not a Bolter is going on recon along with a few that do)

You need specialists sir and we are your chosen, we will tactically rip them apart and send dave in as out specialist meat shield.... he's getting very good and soaking up fire. how many days march away are they?


Also I want pictures or Bat rep photos just afew

Amanax wrote:Woo! and the Russ falls!

I ramed one!

Dave. How about a new shiny toe?

A Shiny toe would give him away, though... but it might be useful to have a silver one.

Aww... I didn't make the suicide squa- I mean recon. S'okay , though. Look back to my last post, avon- it may have some interesting things for you.

Awright, you lousy remaining squad! We're going to the close quarters simulator- You're gonna need it!

Dave- Don't know why you dislike the angry marines (they're not warlike, just really pissed... and anyways I kinda meshed mine with my SW and Chaos Marines) but I can assure that *no one* will paint anything on you're prosthetic leg. We've got a new one growing out back, anyhow.

SIR! Requesting some portraits of ourselves, SIR!

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:A Shiny toe would give him away, though... but it might be useful to have a silver one.

But think about it. "Shiny feet Dave". Catchy.

Y'know guys, I think I'd rather just have my original appendages intact, but maybe that's just me? Actually, I say that, bionic limbs is pretty cool. Well a leg is, a toe's a bit underwhelming...

Chapter Master Avon', requesting permission to (accidentally of course), wing Brother Forden with a meltagun in our next combat situation. Him losing a limb would be much deserved I'd say sir. I'm starting to question his allegiance to the Emperor after all these 'friendly fire' incidents...

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Oh, and Dave, stop losing appendages. It's bad for morale.

OK, I lol'ed.

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:A Shiny toe would give him away, though... but it might be useful to have a silver one.

Aww... I didn't make the suicide squa- I mean recon. S'okay , though. Look back to my last post, avon- it may have some interesting things for you.

Awright, you lousy remaining squad! We're going to the close quarters simulator- You're gonna need it!

Dave- Don't know why you dislike the angry marines (they're not warlike, just really pissed... and anyways I kinda meshed mine with my SW and Chaos Marines) but I can assure that *no one* will paint anything on you're prosthetic leg. We've got a new one growing out back, anyhow.

SIR! Requesting some portraits of ourselves, SIR!

Don't worry brother sergeant, out beloved(?!) captain is going on this mission, if he were to kick the bucket then it would surely be you in line to replace him? Or myself, who knows... But the opportunities there.
Not kidding about the close quarters training though; my hacking arm's getting twitchy at the thought of it.
I too wouldn't complain about some portraits of ourselves sir, need some eye candy.

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Chapter Master Avon', I'm flattered I've been selected for the recon squad without even volunteering myself, rest assured however had I been aware of such an opportunity I would've volunteered on the spot. Rest assured sir, I won't let you down. Although I get the suspicious feeling brother Forden will let me down...

I do have much past experience with the Space Wolves sir, as my signature hopefully suggests. I'm sure Brother Sergeant Tyr and Brother Forden will back me up on my following statement, but I at least have serious concerns about a recon mission against the Sons of Russ.

The Space Wolves are a founding chapter of the highest order and have a very impressive combat record against the enemies of the Imperium, I would sincerely doubt that they would turn from the Emperors light, not in any quantity at the very least. The Space Wolves are also experts in warfare in all its forms, as well as having senses more attuned than that of any other Space Marines, possessing the instincts and senses of a Wolf as well as having these animals patrol their camps. I do not hold our chances in this mission in high regard sir, I have had much experience with the Space Wolves and I'd believe the odds to be firmly pressed in their favour.

I say this not out of fear sir - for we know no fear - but it would've been irresponsible of me to not inform you with any extra information regarding this mission. Whilst I do not believe our chances favourable for this mission sir, I hope that my additional intel has helped and I will of course go with my brothers without hesitation or second thought. Whilst we may not stand the best chance, we will stand together sir, me and my blessed meltagun are only too happy to serve and my - and brother Forden's - past experience may prove beneficial for such a dangerous mission.
I am yours to command boss.

Just Dave wrote:Rest assured sir, I won't let you down. Although I get the suspicious feeling brother Forden will let me down...

Don't worry brother. I am in the group so I'll fix you another shiny limb if needed.

Recon?

Count me in, if needed.

Talarn Blackshard wrote:Recon?

Count me in, if needed.

Not needed but thanks for offering

When can I run some more guys over?
Is there an main gunner for the predtor (Like the twin linck las canon/auttot cannon) If not can I gun that postion too?

HAZZER wrote:When can I run some more guys over?
Is there an main gunner for the predtor (Like the twin linck las canon/auttot cannon) If not can I gun that postion too?

That be Predator Commander Humps job

Awww...He gets to fire a strom bolter and order where the tank goes where to shoot and who to run over(Soz I chose who to run over!)What else could I do?

To be fair, you asked to be a Predator Driver (amongst a multitude of other things). Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos" (racists) could always use some more men.
Which did you think a predator driver entailed when it already had a commander and sponson gunner?

Just Dave wrote:Tactical Squad "Death to Xenos" (racists)

Watch your words or you'll end up with a shiny dangly ding dong between your legs... and I'll make sure it will not work. Besides, we are not racists. We are... hunters.

We are the hunters.... The specialists... the elite.... We the " Death to Xenos" are the giants which walk amoungst men...

Oh hey, I realized that the Space Wolves didn't go rogue.... they're just mad at me heh.....

avondale wrote:Oh hey, I realized that the Space Wolves didn't go rogue.... they're just mad at me heh.....

What did you do to them... or what do they say you did to them?

Ummm well they invited me over once fer a drink and to talk about the upcoming battle, well once they all went else where to get ready, I stayed and uhh drank almost all of their whiskey except fer a couple of casks, but then once they came and found me I made a mad dash outta there with the casks, so mainly they're mad at me cause I drank and stole all of their whiskey

Which begs the question of why this is a 'recon' mission, sir?

I'm beginning if this is all an elaborately concocted plan to make it look like you can handle your drink... Sir.
Or to just give Brother Forden another chance to shoot me.


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Also sir, may I request that the OP be updated with the current roster and possibly even kill count(s), please?

The recon mission is just for hey until we get to them Tau and also who says it aint a chance for you to shoot Brother Forden's foot this time *wink wink*

*crosses fingers and prays to the Emperor*

Sir, gimme the chance and I'll blow his whole f***ing leg off.

I'm willing to vote the latter.


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Brother Forden is purplefood, is he not? Or am I just confused? (a complete list would be nice... so hard to keep track of rivalries).

Squad! Our new battle cry, if we must ever take on these wolves, shall be uttere in a moment of tactical collapse. It shall be, "LEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEEENKINS!" All clear?

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:I'm willing to vote the latter.


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Brother Forden is purplefood, is he not? Or am I just confused? (a complete list would be nice... so hard to keep track of rivalries).

Squad! Our new battle cry, if we must ever take on these wolves, shall be uttere in a moment of tactical collapse. It shall be, "LEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEEENKINS!" All clear?

Why wont "Blood for the Emperor!" work as a battle cry? Oh wait. It does sound vaguely similar to another battle cry I've heard. Can't just remember what was it...

Does it involve heretical worship to a god who is named after a native american vegetable, passionately eaten 'on the cob'?

Recon Team report!? (I think) are they still me at me for stealing their whiskey?

Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:Does it involve heretical worship to a god who is named after a native american vegetable, passionately eaten 'on the cob'?

Now that you mention it... I think it does. How did you know?


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avondale wrote:Recon Team report!? (I think) are they still me at me for stealing their whiskey?

They were throwing axes at your picture.

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