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2012/09/14 20:28:16
Subject: King of the Hill
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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After replacing the petunias with poppy's and the whale meat with rats meat I call the FDA, you are shortly closed down by them, after a hell of a bargain from a government auction I buy the restaurant and turn it into a Taco Bell, the only restaurant immune to legal actions.
My Hill, with a Taco Bell.
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DA 4000 points  W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points  W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed!  |
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2012/09/14 20:35:26
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Some folks from Panda Express approach your Taco Bell and, "have a quick word with you"...
My Hill, with Panda Express!
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/09/14 20:54:09
Subject: King of the Hill
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Some gentleman from the little known restaurant Le Costa Nostra Spaghettioli patarea come to have a word with you, they have baseball bats.
My Hill, though I suppose I owe the Mafia something
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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2012/09/15 05:13:11
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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A bomb explodes over your head, releasing a pack of molecular acid. I step over the biological soup to claim...
My Hill.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/09/15 08:52:17
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lethal Lhamean
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I convince zoidberg to walk up to you and kill you with his claws. My hill.
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2012/09/15 11:48:09
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I boil the claws and serve them with melted butter.
My hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2012/09/15 20:44:06
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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I bribe you with tri-tip steak. Grilled in Brazil.
My Hill.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/09/19 10:24:15
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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I set Flesh Hounds on everyone else.
My hill.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/19 10:26:27
I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/19 11:41:02
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I glue you into a steak costume soaked in holy promethium. The flesh hounds chase you down and I ignite you all in a ball of cleasning fire. My hill, and bonfire.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/19 11:41:17
DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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2012/09/19 12:20:51
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I bring exploding marshmellows to your bonfire.
My hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/20 17:59:06
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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I bring exploding Graham crackers and exploding Hershey's chocolate, and make exploding S'Mores.
My Hill.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/09/20 19:45:03
Subject: King of the Hill
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Fireknife Shas'el
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I just laugh and bring the omida tong with me. you die my hill.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/09/20 19:45:47
8000 Dark Angels (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen  (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves 
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u 
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/09/21 02:14:05
Subject: King of the Hill
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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I bring the king of obscure refferences to converse with captain collius, while they are both talking about Omida Tong (wth is that) I shoot them both in the back of the head with a good old .45 ACP hollow point.
My hill, complete with bits and pieces of brain and skull matter.
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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2012/09/21 02:29:34
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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...and a few well-aimed mortar rounds later its my hill again. Now with fragments.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/21 04:45:19
Subject: King of the Hill
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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I hire a landscaping company to clean the nastiness off the hill, after mistaking you and your legion of pumpkins as a weed infestation they clear you, and the pumpkins off the hill. After they plant the petunias I claim
My pretty hill.
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
And 100% Primed! |
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2012/09/21 08:10:20
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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I throw a pie in your face ala Spongebob Squarepants.
My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/21 12:40:23
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Too bad it was Pumpkin pie. A Pumpkin-headed killer scarecrow eats your brains.
My hill.
To see who you are dealing with, go to
www.jasonswoods.com and go to the videos. Watch the one called The Return of Frank.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/21 12:52:31
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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I arrive with the army that conquered the world...my hill.
See my signature and look up Ionian Hetairoi for the details.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/21 15:19:16
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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The hill, after decades of the suffering that has been inflicted onto, decided that it had enough and became a volcano, incinerating your entire army.
Luckily for me, I decided around that time to cross myself with a salamander, making myself immune to lava. My hill..er, Volcano.
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What I have
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 ~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/09/21 17:46:54
Subject: King of the Hill
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Fireknife Shas'el
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I call upon poseidon he raises up the sea calms the volcano and knocks you off into the ocean. MY hill.
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8000 Dark Angels (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams |
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2012/09/21 18:13:38
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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And then Zeus zaps you for impertinence, and Hades drags you down into hell. My hill.
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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2012/09/21 18:30:48
Subject: King of the Hill
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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 Castiel wrote:And then Zeus zaps you for impertinence, and Hades drags you down into hell. My hill.
A Wild Kratos appears!
Kratos uses mary-sue bs!
It's super effective!
Zeus, Hades, and just about every other god in existence fainted.
My hill.
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/09/21 18:56:35
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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I'm and atheist, and destroy him with science. He vanishes in a puff of logic My hill.
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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2012/09/21 22:45:58
Subject: King of the Hill
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[DCM]
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Audit!
You have not paid your taxes!
Off to jail with you.
My hill.
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2012/09/21 23:58:19
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Transferred by the Imperial Administration to the Blood Ravens Chapter.
My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/22 01:21:14
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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The Blud Rahvens are declared heretics by the Inquisition due to their severe kleptomania.
My hill.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2012/09/22 06:21:22
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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The Emperor says otherwise. My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/22 10:01:49
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
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The Emporers Children say otherwise. My hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/09/22 10:33:12
Subject: King of the Hill
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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My cyclonic torpedoes say otherwise. My hill.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/09/22 21:02:41
Subject: King of the Hill
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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An ultramarine with fluff armor says otherwise
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DA 4000 points W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
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