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Question 1.)
The foul traitorous chaos legions have deployed, against you and your squad, a vile chaos dreadnought. You are carrying a meltagun, the sole means of harming the monstrosity in your squad. But before you can shoot it at the traitorous engine, it assaults your squad, smashing one of your brethren, carrying a bolter, to pieces.
Do you:
a.) shoot it with your meltagun, almost guaranteeing a hit, and, given the nature of the weapon, another dead traitor
or
b.) run up and punch it in the face.

If you said b, congratulations, you could be a space marine!
Feel free to add more.

You and your squad are cleaning up some half-dead Necrons after a battle, when suddenly they all come back to life and a Monolith comes over the hill backed by a legion of Necrons and a flight of Destroyers.

Do you
a) Scream 'The Monolith! We destroy that and this is over! CHARGE' and run at it firing your bolter as you go.
b) Fall back and call for reinforcements and an orbital bombardment.

If you answered a), you are a Spase Marien! Hurr!

You and your squad are coming off rather badly during a firefight with enemy armour. Do you;
a) retreat from the battlefield and call for an orbital bombardment to finish them off, or
b) retreat to the edge of the battlefield and decide that's the best place to stop and fire a few more bolter rounds off instead.

if you answered b... you get it!

edit - spellings (sorry!)

Your Squadron of ten space marines (of which 9 are dead) is ordered to take down a traitor titan - as you are carrying the only Multi Melta on the battle field do you:

a) duck in cover only to reveal the plasma core generator for the titan in the perfect position, destroying the huge machine and saving the terra from total destruction

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b) drop your multi melta and with a bald face of screaming rage charge the titan with your chain-sword in an attempt to scratch its shin guards paint job.



if you pick b, you are a space marine HURAH!

If the enemy is open on the flank do you
A)charge the front
B)Attack the flank

If you answered A you're a SPAZE MERIENS HURR!!

To all of the above:

I answer C) Forsake the immortal God Emperor of Man. Fall to powers of Chaos and darkness. Live forever slaying lesser fools (i.e. everyone)

Am I a spaze merien?

Mad Rabbit wrote:To all of the above:

I answer C) Forsake the immortal God Emperor of Man. Fall to powers of Chaos and darkness. Live forever slaying lesser fools (i.e. everyone)

Am I a spaze merien?

OMG ur the KaoS!

Snipers have your squad pinned down do you:

A. Keep wearing your helmet

or

B. Take it off so you can yell at the snipers better

If you answered "B" you are a Spase Marien! Congratulations!

You have been given command of an ancient and powerful Land Raider. Do you:

a.) stay in your command chair within its blessed hull, directing the weapons remotely and delivering the squad within directly into the foul xenos filth ahead

or

b.) open the hatch, take off your helmet and point at the foul xenos filth with chainsword in hand screaming loudly

If you answered "b" your are a Spaze Marien!

You are hoping for promotion to sergeant. Do you:
a) study books on infantry tactics and leadership
b) lose your helmet, shave your head and practice shouting in the mirror.

If you answered b....

I

X) Tear the dry corpse you call emperor to shreads with my MIND BULLETs!

You hear that GW is taking a new angle on 40K, sacking the artists and replacing them with anime artists. Your swords have increased in size to twice your body length and you've grown long spiky hair. There is a new race in development for the poor blokes in the Fantasy universe that is comprised of furries.

Do you...
A) Embrace the new changes and a life as a anime fan anime character
B) Kill the furries with their own spines, shave the new artists' heads, break your sword in half, and throttle Jervis Johnson

If you picked B) you are a Space Marine and the best GW fanboy ever.

You are fighting the enemy with your squad at your side. You want to instil fear into the enemy. Do you...

(A) Stand still and point your finger in a dramatic pose, possibly even yelling at some unseen foe
(B) Adopt a more tcatical stance keeping your head down to avoid being shot

If you answer (A), congratulations, you are a Spaze Marien

@Scott-S6
nice one fave so far

LunaHound wrote:I

X) Tear the dry corpse you call emperor to shreads with my MIND BULLETs!

That's telekinesis, Kyle.

(Taken from the Dawn of War Game startup movie)
You are in a trench with your squad equipped with multiple heavy weapons. The orks are at the top of the hill with close combat weapons. Do you....

(A) Scream loudly pointing your sword signalling your squad to advance up the hill and die in close combat with the orks for no apparent sound reasoning
(B) Stay at the bottom of the hill and blast the orks to bits with your superior firepower

If you answer (A), congratulations, you are a Spaze Marien ... .... yay, way to go you ... ... dumbass

djphranq wrote:

OMG ur the KaoS!

Sigged!

The filthy Xenos outnumber you and your assault squad mates a 100 to 1, do you...

A)Set up a running fight to wear down the Xenos, or
B)Go back to back with with your screaming and pointing captain in the middle while you allow the Xenos to surround you.

If your answer was B, welcome to the Spaze Marins! Hurr (TM)

M.

You and your squad memebers are a preparing to land on the surface of a planet, do you?

A) Take the security of a Thunderhawk gunship, which is able to maneuver through dangers and repel airborne threats with its myriad of weapons. You then are able to deploy with the knowledge that you have a mobile firebase and the fact that you are supported by multiple squads of your Space Marine brethren.

B) Scream to the surface in a glorified short-bus (the Drop pod). After landing (if you even survive the trip down) you are secure in the knowledge that you are probably stranded from any immediate assitance and you are backed by either a storm bolter, or a missile launcher that will be more likely to hit you than the enemy.

If you selected be you are a member of the Adeptus Asstardeesssss!

I forget the name of the book, but it was a grimdark setting. A new Lieutenant was in training, and they were running wargames. His unit was hopelessly outnumbered, but in a reasonably defendable position. Instead of letting himself be surrounded, and holding out to the last man, he withdrew. They took potshots at the enemy, set ambushes and fell back - trying to preserve his men and fight a guerilla war. He is scolded by the training staff for doing this - they tell him that his job was to die a noble death and be an inspiration for the rest of the army. It wasn't a 40k book, but it could definitely fit.

So, here's a Space Marine one:

Would you rather:
A) Nuke the site from orbit. Just to be safe.
B) Land in drop-pods and take the fight to the enemy, even if hopelessly outnumbered.

If you answered A), you're obviously heretical scum. Report to the Chaplain for execution. If you answered B), you're fit to be a marine.

You and you're squad of terminators are in a building scourging the heritic scum. You get a report that more heretic scum is on the outside of your building. There is a perfectly proportioned door that would accomodate your massive frame next to foot thick wall of plasticrete. Do you?

A) Walk through the door shutting it behind you after you are finished.
B) Smash through the wall exalting the name of the Emperor and shooting everything that breathes.

If you answered B you are a Spaze Marien!
If you answered A, go back and blow a hole in the wall. No heretics can hide behind that wall now.

The enmey is well defended all round, but is vunerable from the air.
Do you
A. Call in an airstrike.
B. Call in a small airstrike to confuse them, then attack from the front.

If you answered B, then you are a Spess Muhreen.

You are facing a terrifying and unstoppable xenos race capable of corrupting the entire human race who happen to be standing on a multi-million cred piece of infrastructure. Do you

A) Evacuate in good order and nuke th site from orbit? It's the only way to be sure.
B) Go toe-to-toe with the xenos scum to show them who is boss, then once they are dead, blow up the installation anyway just to make a point?

If you selected B) you are Spaez Marienz HUURR!

You are charged with safeguarding the wellbeing of the last fertile female of the human race and getting her safely to a location where she can give birth and restore the species. Do you

A) Blast your way through buildings and enemies to the coast, carrying the woman sling over your shoulder, and chraging enemies as they emerge?
B) Use cunning, stealth and guile to avoid contact and sneak away unseen?

If you answered A) you could be a Spez Marnz! HuuRRGH!

You are attacked by a green protoplasmic entity able to pass through walls and leave sticky residue on those it touches. Do you

A) Use portable fusion reactors to guide the entity into an energy trap and then store it in a grid until it is time to confront Gozer the Gozerian?
B) Panic, call in some grey dudes with halberds to confront the entity, pray to the Emperor for deliverance, submit to mind-wiping to purge knowledge of potentially dangerous warp-creatures from your mind?

If you selected A, congratz, you am Ghozt Bustaz!

You are approaching the enemy encampment and you have a Whirlwind battery at your disposal do you:

A) Bombard them into nothing and go in to check for survivors.
B) Artillery!!!! Who needs artillery when you have FISTS!!!!!!!! FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

If you chose b, you guessed it, you're a space marine

The OC-D

You are the leader of a vast number of your own species. Your exploratory expedition party, comprised of many vast space ships, with a ridiculous amount of armour, guns and all manner of nasty weaponry have discovered a new form of xeno. You have assessed the species and found it to be undeserving of existence and have ordered the complete eradication of every single last member of that foul race. Do you:

A) Realise that the bombardments you have on board your numerous ships, including the deadly planet killing virus bombs, are more than capable of killing every living thing on the planet and thus order an orbital strike which will quickly, completely and safely carry out your goal?

B) Commit large numbers of your precious troops, that have cost a vast quantity of money, time and effort to create and train, into going down to the planet and hopefully killing all of the xeno or at least enough of them so they can't survive as a species?

If you answered A, you're a Primarch! Now go and tell the Emperor you're one of the missing ones....

InyokaMadoda wrote:You are the leader of a vast number of your own species. Your exploratory expedition party, comprised of many vast space ships, with a ridiculous amount of armour, guns and all manner of nasty weaponry have discovered a new form of xeno. You have assessed the species and found it to be undeserving of existence and have ordered the complete eradication of every single last member of that foul race. Do you:

A) Realise that the bombardments you have on board your numerous ships, including the deadly planet killing virus bombs, are more than capable of killing every living thing on the planet and thus order an orbital strike which will quickly, completely and safely carry out your goal?

B) Commit large numbers of your precious troops, that have cost a vast quantity of money, time and effort to create and train, into going down to the planet and hopefully killing all of the xeno or at least enough of them so they can't survive as a species?

If you answered A, you're a Primarch! Now go and tell the Emperor you're one of the missing ones....

Lol, good one.

FoxPhoenix135 wrote:

djphranq wrote:

OMG ur the KaoS!

Sigged!

That's weak. You grabbed that one before I could. This means war.

After laying waste to dozens of foul daemon Spawn, monstrous Bloodletters, and everchanging Horrors, you are confronted by the seductive appearance of Daemonettes of Slaanesh. Do you:

A. Cringe in fear while screaming "Boobies!" or...

B. Fill the helmet of your power armor with drool while you stare and moan "Boobies...."

If you answered B, you are not a space marine - space marines do not like boobies.

If you answered A, Good Boy! You get to spit-polish the Chaplain's Crozius Arcanuum!

You, your small squad of battle brothers, and an Inquisitor come across a small cluster of Blood Axe Orks trading with some humans.

You:

A.) Kill the Orks and assist the Inquisitor in rooting out any signs of heresy amongst the humans.

or

B.) Knock out the Inquisitor, butcher the Orks, and beat the humans within inches of their lives using the Inquisitor's body. Then, take the humans back to the Rock for Interrogation. They're probably Fallen or something.

If you answered B you're a Dark Angel Space Marine.

c) Kill my buddy and eat his soul.

Dark Eldar

You are wearing armor. Is it:

A. Blue
B. Red
C. Green
D. Purple
E. Pink
F. Black
G. White
H. Yellow
I. Lavender
J. Mauve
K. Turqoise
L. Sea Foam Green
M. Grey
N. Silver
O. Peach
P. Orange
Q. Goldenrod
R. Sky Blue
S. Maroon
T. Gold
U. Lime
V. Egg Shell
W. Neon
X. Navy
Y. Stripped
Z. Polka Dotted

Answer - Any of the Above! As long as the armor you are wearing doesn't blend in with the surrounding environment whatsoever, or camoflauge you in the least, you're probably a Space Marine