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http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/a-line/jessica-biel-being-hot-really-is-a-problem/190?nc
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Is being too good-looking really a problem for an actress?
"Yeah, it really is a problem. I have to be blunt."-Jessica Biel

Yeah, I've run into this problem throughout my life. Being sexy is just one of those struggles that you have to take day-by-day. I've got an IQ of 160. I find it really hard to say dumb stuff. I try, but everything is too articulate. I feel for poor Jessica and I hope she can reach her goal of being less attractive.

LOL,that is rather sad fame,money and complaning about being pretty/

Yea, i guess lifes a bitch when you have everything at hand.

If she wants to feel less attractive, she just needs to stand next to Jessica Alba all the time.

Maybe this could be a good thing.Less self-assured,low-self esteem,they will lower their standards and be with an ugly guy to make themeselves less attractive.I just might stand a chance,Hollywood here I come!!!

dietrich wrote:If she wants to feel less attractive, she just needs to stand next to Jessica Alba all the time.

I don't know if this should be considered a burn, or a fantasy scenario? I'm going to go with the fantasy .

I've always felt that she was way over-rated.

barlio wrote:

dietrich wrote:If she wants to feel less attractive, she just needs to stand next to Jessica Alba all the time.

I don't know if this should be considered a burn, or a fantasy scenario? I'm going to go with the fantasy .

I'm married, so they could both be lesbians for all it matters to me. It's like window shopping when you have no money - you can't buy anything, so why bother looking?

Dude, you're married, not blind...

So you're too attractive, I'm sorry.

I have the same problem. My life is like an Axe commercial.

grass is always greener...

No issues here, no none at all...

...where the cows are gaking. Oh yeah.

I'm married, and not blind. As far as who would win in a hotness contest, Biel or Alba; I'd have to say it's pretty irrelevant. Were I single and had to make a choice; it could almost be arbitrary.

JohnHwangDD wrote:Dude, you're married, not blind...

The wife asked me if I looked at other women. I said that I was married, not dead.

So she wants to look less attractive? She could move to Seattle ( I hear the only reason that Nirvana, Pearl Jam and a bunch of the other outfits stayed there was because smack was cheap) as I'm told smack is cheap and seems to work - or crack.

Otherwise, a straight razor is cheap, but so is a brick. She could also go the Kurt C route - but survive - kinda like a certain character from "the preacher".


My heart bleeds for her. Not.

She could also stand next to Angie jolie.

If she *really* wants to look less attractive, serious drug habit does wonders over time. Crack, Meth, or Coke - any of these will mess up her looks.

Also, she can spend more time in the sun, and eventually, her skin will turn to leather.

JohnHwangDD wrote:Dude, you're married, not blind...

Yeah, but it's not going to happen. Again, it's like window shopping when you have no money. You can look, but you can't touch. In fact, even if I was single, it wouldn't happen.

My freshman year of college, there was a group of us that at lunch together. One of the group was Gary, a vet who was about 6'3" and 250 lbs of muscle (he was bigtime bodybuilder). It was spring, and a couple guys were talking about a few of the girls laying out and tanning. Gary speaks up (an unusual event in itself), "It's not real. Real is something concrete that I can reach out and touch. And I ain't ever going to touch it, so it might as well not be real."

JohnHwangDD wrote:Dude, you're married, not blind...

Certain activities also contribute to blindness, or so I've been told.

I don't know about blindness, but I do shave the palms of my hands.......

barlio wrote:I feel for poor Jessica and I hope she can reach her goal of being less attractive.

Ten minutes with a cheese grate should do the trick. But then I'd guess she'd be pretty ungrateful.