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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 03:24:03
Subject: senior pranks
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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With the end of the year coming what are some of the graet senior pranks youve seen.
today the seniors serane wraped part of the quad. it sucked really
best prank so far was when some students fipped on of the classrooms.
last year they flooded the quad
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 03:29:07
Subject: senior pranks
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
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take three large animals such as cows label them 1,2,4
unleash on campus.
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H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, locationMagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 03:30:00
Subject: senior pranks
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Rogue Daemonhunter fueled by Chaos
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My senior year of high school, I planned the prank. Graduation was held on a portable stage on the football field, with the graduates in folding chairs. We bought seven thousand plastic forks, and using stencils cut out of drop cloth spell the words "WHAT FORKS?" in 10 foot high letters using all the forks, sticking into the ground.
They had to call in every graduating senior that owed work hours, community service, etc. to pull them all out before they could set up the stage.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 03:34:27
Subject: senior pranks
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Killer Klaivex
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At the end of this year (which is grade 10, my last year in high school), I plan to set explosives in all the teacher's cars, flood the school buses with anthrax, conduct a napalm bombing of London, kill off all the whales, make a blood sacrifice to Satan, and congratulate Osama Bin Laden on his efforts. Only then will I proclaim 'APRIL FOOLS!'
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 08:25:11
Subject: Re:senior pranks
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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I called in and reported that I was dead to a local radio station.
ALMOST canceled graduation for me.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 09:37:26
Subject: Re:senior pranks
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Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter
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the serane wrap one is quite old, although it is ussually done with toilet paper. So it's a tad original.
I know of an agricultural college in lincolnshire where some students dismantled a tractor and rebuilt it in one of the classrooms on the top floor of one of the campus buildings. Now that's a prank.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 09:43:55
Subject: senior pranks
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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We uprooted this ridiculous 2 and a half foot tall speed bump that shredded the hell out of the undersides of our vehicles, and then placed it behind the principal's car after he left.
Oh, the shouting that ensued was priceless.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 09:44:31
Subject: senior pranks
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Darn when you said "senior prank" I thought you meant senior citizens.I have alot of experience with that,I espically love screaming "INCOMING!!!" at our local war veterans home,I have never seen old timers move so fast,ha ha.
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 10:24:34
Subject: senior pranks
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Foxy Wildborne
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Buy a $100 car (yugo...), park in front of the main entrance, fill with cement.
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The old meta is dead and the new meta struggles to be born. Now is the time of munchkins. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 10:26:21
Subject: senior pranks
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[DCM]
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500 packs of tampons in the school pool.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 10:31:00
Subject: senior pranks
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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At my High School we had:
a. Laxatives in the Teachers' water.
b. Every entrance bricked up over night.
c. The '1, 2, 4' Chicken Trick (They're running around for ages, trying to find '3', if it isn't obvious.)
d. 5 Teachers' laptops superglued shut (I think somebody got excluded from their university for that)
sA
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My Loyalist P&M Log, Irkutsk 24th
"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth
Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 13:46:12
Subject: senior pranks
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
Indiana
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I didn't do a thing my senior year because my teachers were great, the school system was fine, and I didn't want to waste money on something that would potentially make someone's day awful crappy. Maybe that was the foresight coming out...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 14:06:32
Subject: senior pranks
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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I was too busy to care.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 14:13:24
Subject: senior pranks
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Madrak Ironhide
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youngblood wrote: I didn't do a thing my senior year because my teachers were great, the school system was fine, and I didn't want to waste money on something that would potentially make someone's day awful crappy. Maybe that was the foresight coming out...
This.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 14:16:19
Subject: senior pranks
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[SWAP SHOP MOD]
Barpharanges
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I read a story recently that some kids at some HS in the middle of the states managed to disassemble and reassemble a car around the school's flagpole.
The thing with HS pranks is that you can't do anything that actually destroys/mars school/personal property, 'cause then it goes from being a prank to straight up vandalism.
Personally, I wanted to get a bunch of my friends to pick up my principal's car and leave it on blocks, but the school parking lot was always under surveillance.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 14:26:55
Subject: senior pranks
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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me i might fill the quade with custerd?
or beer.
either that or set up speakers around the school and put the brown noise on or gunshots
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 14:27:32
Subject: senior pranks
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Ya, at the local college, some mechanically inclined fellows took apart a professors car and reassembled it in the basement level. Sure it was inconvenient, but the put it back together again outside for him, replaced the fluids, changed the brakes, and put new tires.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 15:09:39
Subject: senior pranks
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Major
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You people seriously did these things?
Wow real mature, I'm don't think anyone who indulges in such juvenile nonsense at the expense of people who have spend several years teaching you is worthy of the title 'senior'.
Some of this stuff would likely lead to criminal charges in the UK.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 15:15:37
Subject: senior pranks
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Nasty Nob
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Yeah mine is pretty lame compared to forks and death. A friend of mine got his grubby little hands on the principal's approval seal and we put up a bunch of letter-sized posters announcing the formation of Joplin Freewalking Association. For the uninitiated Freewalking is like Freerunning, but with little physical effort. It was hilarious at that point in time (nowadays I don't know why), but when the principal found out he got a firm talking-to, but nothing bad happened from it.
The year before us a group of seniors (who called themselves the "Brew Crew") spray painted the principals house. Besides being a really bad decision they were all children of doctors and lawyers and were not allowed to walk at graduation. Just because your parents have money doesn't mean you get to do what you want as they found out the hard way.
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"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 15:56:29
Subject: senior pranks
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Rogue Daemonhunter fueled by Chaos
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Well, I'm not going to defend my prank as mature, but I'd point out a few things:
1) there was no destruction of property, slander of persons, or long term repercussions.
2) the only crime we committed was trespass and littering (albeit 7000 counts.....)
3) I stand by the DaDaist humor of the phrase "WHAT FORKS?" spelled out in forks.
In short, it was harmless and funny.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 16:12:50
Subject: Re:senior pranks
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Wrack Sufferer
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You guys know what's really funny about cows? They will go up stairs, but not down them.
A crane.... they had to use a crane...
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Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 16:13:01
Subject: senior pranks
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Barpharanges
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Polonius wrote:In short, it was harmless and funny.
Generally, this is what the spirit of Senior Pranks should be. Sadly, a lot of idiots seem to think that actual destruction of property/vandalism constitutes as a "prank".
By their very nature Senior Pranks are not mature, but, I feel like a well-planned prank that involves a certain amount of ingenuity is a nice, charming way to leave high school. Granted, it requires kids who aren't trying to be malicious with these pranks and a school administration that doesn't take such pranks too seriously.
LuciusAR wrote:Some of this stuff would likely lead to criminal charges in the UK.
The more destructive "pranks" are criminal here too. Personally, I don't abide by those "pranks." It's the destructive crap some kids pull that makes a lot of school's really crack down on pranks (my HS, for instance sternly frowned upon the tradition).
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 19:26:02
Subject: Re:senior pranks
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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I at one point wanted to become a teacher, so that I could counter-prank the Senior Pranks and show them up.
But I don't think its worth it really.....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 19:38:17
Subject: senior pranks
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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My friend's dad built parking lots as a part of his contracting business. This meant that my friend had access to one of those heat guns they use to melt asphalt. We used the gun to melt the asphalt leading into the parking lot, and then placed cinder blocks in the melted asphalt. Effectively welding them to the ground after the asphalt hardened; blocking all entrances to the parking lot.
School was canceled the next day.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 22:35:56
Subject: Re:senior pranks
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
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my history teacher told us about the time they took all the trash cans and put them on the roof
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H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, locationMagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 22:50:59
Subject: senior pranks
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Serious Squig Herder
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Me and some of my buddies (we're all seniors at our school) are coming up with ways to prank everybody at our 'end of the year assembly.'
One of them thinks we should hack into the school system and replace all of the videos that will be shown with pornography.
Another thinks we should rig the lighting system in the gym where the assembly will take place.
My idea was to make sorts of 'grenades' made of sheet styrene that will be filled with centipedes and hurled into the audience. These will be crudely made so that they can break on impact.
I'm pretty sure we have more ideas but I can't remember them right now lol.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 23:04:14
Subject: senior pranks
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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For my senior prank, I hit a guy with my car and buried him in the woods because I was drunk and scared that I'd be found guilty of manslaughter.
He didn't go to my school though, so in retrospect it was kind of lame.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 23:12:53
Subject: senior pranks
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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Put a toilet on the perch above the main entrance. Painted it neon orange. Took a crap.
Constructed a 2 story pink (self-stimulating device) aimed at a teacher's window made of paper mache.
Made a snow dong.
Got the janitors to replace the soda with Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Got the senior class to go in on buying $100 of McDonalds fries. Opened the doors, threw them outside and inside the school and laughed as the seagulls came.
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Humans were put on this earth to fart around, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 23:13:43
Subject: senior pranks
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Major
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Jin wrote:
The more destructive "pranks" are criminal here too. Personally, I don't abide by those "pranks." It's the destructive crap some kids pull that makes a lot of school's really crack down on pranks (my HS, for instance sternly frowned upon the tradition).
Indeed, taking the ones below as example.
smiling Assassin wrote:At my High School we had:
a. Laxatives in the Teachers' water.
b. Every entrance bricked up over night.
c. The '1, 2, 4' Chicken Trick (They're running around for ages, trying to find '3', if it isn't obvious.)
d. 5 Teachers' laptops superglued shut (I think somebody got excluded from their university for that)
sA
A is poisoning (That it's non leathal is neither here nor there) if somone did this they were very lucky to escape charges of assault.
B is criminal damage to school property.
D is again criminal damage to property.
I've no idea what C is all about....
Harmless sillyness is one thing but those are just nuts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/27 23:39:56
Subject: senior pranks
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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Auto shop students at my school parked the teacher's car inside the workshop.
The main door is wide enough to drive the car into the building. The door to the workshop is wide enough to permit the car entry.
The corridor is barely wide enough to drive down, and the workshop door is 90* to the corridor.
[Yep, they dismantled it and rebuilt it inside the workshop].
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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