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**Waaagh_Gonads**

A man in a wolf shirt?

Thsi shirt has the primary requirement... a wolf head, a GIANT wolf head, its eyes piercing your soul from just abobe his man boobs. The nose help disguise his belly.
All it needs is: A truck, a moon, an american flag... or all 3.

**Cheese Elemental**

That man's dangerously close to being classed as a furry. I'm keeping my eye on him.

**BrookM**

He shouldn't have tucked it in though..

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Yes tucking a wolf shirt in is a waste of its awesomeness.

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Also I just decided I want A COURAGE WOLF T-SHIRT.

**reds8n**

top 5 wolf shirts

along with some piercing and insightful analysis.

"It's proven that women are more attracted to men wearing a wolf shirt then men who are not. So, when choosing mates, women will more times than less choose one who is wearing a wolf shirt, simply because these men are seen as being tougher and more desirable than their non-wolf-shirt-wearing counterparts. As this number continues to rise, more and more people will need to adapt in order to procreate. So, you see, wearing a wolf shirt will not only be incredibly fashionable -- it will be necessary as a means to survive."

**Deff Dread red Edition**

This is almost as cool...

(By the way,the wolf in nun's clothing,EPIC!)

**Jin**

That reminds me of this fun t-shirt

Scroll down to read the comments.

**Frazzled**

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

I am not worthy.

**barlio**

I think we need to start the Loners Only Club. We could all purchase Wolf T-shirts and have our pictures taken in them. I would imagine if at least 15 people did that and posted in this thread we might be able to break the internet.

**Frazzled**

I think thats how the Empreor was created, or at least the Fifth Chaos God: Captain Lame. Here he is with one of his evil henchmen beasts

**BrookM**

That cat has the look of soul crushing resignation in its eyes. As if saying: PLEASE KILL ME NOW.

**barlio**

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE/ref=pd_sbs_a_4/188-6486368-2113540

Just in case you're motorized scooter breaks down on the way to Wal-Mart.

**Black Blow Fly**

I liek the kitten.

G

**Cheese Elemental**

Kitten makes a tasty stew.

**Frazzled**

Thats what the family dog keeps saying. I think he has an ulterior motive though...

**Orkeosaurus**

I should get some wolf pants to go with my wolf shirt. I think that'd look pretty cool.

**Gwar!**

OH LAWDY IZ DAT SUM FURRIES!

**Cheese Elemental**

Time to break out the chainsaws.

Purge the furry, burn the furry.

**Gwar!**

**greenskin lynn**

somebodys been image hunting on 4chan it would seem

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Internet Memes just seem to get spanker and spanker as the years tick on.

**BrookM**

Those are pretty old actually.

**Waaagh_Gonads**

Anyone for an eagle t shirt with part of a stylised american flag and a heart?

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Then you get into the world of AMERICAN FLAG PANTS!

**Gwar!**

Those Clothes would look stupid anywhere but...

IN AMERICA!

**Boss Salvage**

Mmm, furry boobs ...

*strange stirrings within dreadnought lower actuators?!*

- Salvage

**ixlar**

Gwar! wrote:Those Clothes would look stupid anywhere but...

IN AMERICA!

Ummmmm, no. It would still be pretty stupid here too. Unless you added an American Flag bandanna tied around the head. Then you would have to wear the flag as a cap while holding an American Flag coffee cup. Then walk down the street singing, "I'm to sexy for this flag."

**Frazzled**

Would look ok in a circus though.

**Cannerus_The_Unbearable**

Gwar! wrote:Those Clothes would look stupid anywhere but...

IN AMERICA!

Little did we know that Bandit Keith's middle name was Steve.

**BrookM**

Is that the new "Proud American" clothes line by the Hulkster?

**Frazzled**

What are ya gonna do when the Hulk comes for you!