The Blood Moon III Discussion Thread...

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**Chowderhead**

WARORK93 wrote:If you need me I'll be jamming my head in a blender in order to unsee...this...

This thread needs a fething disclaimer...

Can you clean it when you're done?

Also, Kama Sutra positions are not numbers. Natasha of all people should know that.

**halonachos**

Chowderhead wrote:
WARORK93 wrote:If you need me I'll be jamming my head in a blender in order to unsee...this...

This thread needs a fething disclaimer...

Can you clean it when you're done?

Also, Kama Sutra positions are not numbers. Natasha of all people should know that.

Sorry, never read the thing... might make my mind cleaner than it is.

**Chowderhead**

halonachos wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:
WARORK93 wrote:If you need me I'll be jamming my head in a blender in order to unsee...this...

This thread needs a fething disclaimer...

Can you clean it when you're done?

Also, Kama Sutra positions are not numbers. Natasha of all people should know that.

Sorry, never read the thing... might make my mind cleaner than it is.

We're sitting in row 1 of the Bullet Train to hell. There's no way our minds can get rid of the filth we think of.

**halonachos**

There is a way Chowder, I have this hammer and a theory... if you would be so kind as to volunteer I believe that we could solve this issue. I of course will risk being unable to cleanse my own mind in order to save yours.

**Chowderhead**

halonachos wrote:There is a way Chowder, I have this hammer and a theory... if you would be so kind as to volunteer I believe that we could solve this issue. I of course will risk being unable to cleanse my own mind in order to save yours.

Dude, there's free peanuts in first class! No way I'm letting go of all the filth in here!

Also, Necrophelia Kerri mental image time.

**FITZZ**

... Now all of you should know by now that it's futile to attempt to clean up your minds...even if you succeed I'll just wander by and toss more filth around anyway....

And to answer your question Nachos ...or really to not answer it...I won't say who's looking at events...but...I will say that I'm cooking stuff up as I sit here.

**Chowderhead**

FITZZ wrote:... Now all of you should know by now that it's futile to attempt to clean up your minds...even if you succeed I'll just wander by and toss more filth around anyway....

And to answer your question Nachos ...or really to not answer it...I won't say who's looking at events...but...I will say that I'm cooking stuff up as I sit here.

Don't burn yourself. 100% of all accidents that occur due to open flame occur because of open flame.

**halonachos**

FITZZ wrote: And to answer your question Nachos ...or really to not answer it...I won't say who's looking at events...but...I will say that I'm cooking stuff up as I sit here.

Now would this be "cooking" for events or would that be cooking ribs or barbecue for when your innocent and angelic sibling arrives at your house? Please tell me its the barbecue, I don't want to see any PCs die off yet.

EDIT: Ninja'd by chowder but we just made the same joke... I guess that means we'll be sitting next to each other on the bullet train. I call the window seat by the way.

**Chowderhead**

halonachos wrote:I call the window seat by the way.

Fine. But I get to have the pillows.

**halonachos**

Chowderhead wrote:
halonachos wrote:I call the window seat by the way.

Fine. But I get to have the pillows.

I get the pillows too. Just because you don't want to test my theory doesn't mean I still don't have the hammer nor does it mean I can develop a near theory concerning the willingness of a person to give up a pillow when threatened with a hammer.

**Chowderhead**

halonachos wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:
halonachos wrote:I call the window seat by the way.

Fine. But I get to have the pillows.

I get the pillows too. Just because you don't want to test my theory doesn't mean I still don't have the hammer nor does it mean I can develop a near theory concerning the willingness of a person to give up a pillow when threatened with a hammer.

*Grumble Grumble*

Can I at least hit on the stewardess without being cockblocked?

**FITZZ**

halonachos wrote:
FITZZ wrote: And to answer your question Nachos ...or really to not answer it...I won't say who's looking at events...but...I will say that I'm cooking stuff up as I sit here.

Now would this be "cooking" for events or would that be cooking ribs or barbecue for when your innocent and angelic sibling arrives at your house? Please tell me its the barbecue, I don't want to see any PCs die off yet.

EDIT: Ninja'd by chowder but we just made the same joke... I guess that means we'll be sitting next to each other on the bullet train. I call the window seat by the way.

That would be "cooking" up events...although now that you mention it some ribs would be nice..

**halonachos**

Chowderhead wrote:
halonachos wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:
halonachos wrote:I call the window seat by the way.

Fine. But I get to have the pillows.

I get the pillows too. Just because you don't want to test my theory doesn't mean I still don't have the hammer nor does it mean I can develop a near theory concerning the willingness of a person to give up a pillow when threatened with a hammer.

*Grumble Grumble*

Can I at least hit on the stewardess without being cockblocked?

She used to have the pillows.

**FITZZ**

This is vaguely on topic as the Title is " Werewolves and Lollipops"...Paton Oswalds stand up...I thought it was funny as hell...but definitely NSFW..

Part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnflT0t7wtw&feature=related

**lord commissar klimino**

i am displeased to announce i am leaving this RP, for reasons that i dont care are said or not.

goodby, hope you all enjoy this game and have tons of fun.

**ineptus astartes**

aww...

Oh well, FITZZ can blow off some steam on Slender, I guess. I am getting pretty 'into this' as it were however. hope I don't die too soon.

**Shas'ui T'au Kais**

halonachos wrote:
Morathi's Darkest Sin wrote:
marmaduke wrote:just wanted to say of all the characters in this rp the one i would want to meet the least in a dark alley would be ogryn's dam that guy is creepy (character not him )

Hmmm I have to think you've not read BM 1 or BM 2 then, I can think of many more things more worrying that what just happened there.

Will hopefully get my next post up today, annoying me that I can't put up my new character sheet until all these are done.

2nd most worrying thing; Being on Pontius's list.
3rd most worrying thing; Being interrogated by Andy
4th most worrying thing; Pissing off Natasha
5th most worrying thing; Being a hunter
6th most worrying thing; having a conscience

The most worrying thing; Being an Empire City Police Officer.

Totally agree with you, bro, those guys dropped like flaming flies...

**ineptus astartes**

Hey Kais...

how would you set a fly on fire? they're very fast...

I mean, flies have a lot of insides and fluids, right? they'e exactly the catchingest of bugs...

**Aurelia**

FITZZ wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:Well, have Ezruli do it. She'd come at it from a practical angle.

Yeah, it would be very practical...
" Here's the various books written by Masters and Johnson...now go away."

Oh I can assure you it would be much, much more practical than that! However... despite knowing exactly what Erzuli would do, posting even a hint of it would leave me with a banhammer embeded in my skull... so I say nothing further on the subject.

Back OT... hoping to geta couple of posts in today!

**sillyboy**

Oooh poor Smokey, time to find the killer...

Spoiler:

**Morathi's Darkest Sin**

Phew, thought me and Aura where boned there for a sec regarding any posting today, our Hub had seemed to die, and BT had no idea what the issues where.

Then I get to work and find its down as well, you'd really think these call centres would check to see if the village was undergoing routine matinence before ordering a specalist team to check out our line for the next four hours.

An hour and a half later, whatever the work was is done and everythings back up, at work and home. Do'h.

**ineptus astartes**

Hey FITZZ, out of curiosity, the purifier's names for places are cities, right? I would expect 'new sodom' to be Las Vegas?

**FITZZ**

ineptus astartes wrote:Hey FITZZ, out of curiosity, the purifier's names for places are cities, right? I would expect 'new sodom' to be Las Vegas?

Bingo...you hit it right on the head.

**sillyboy**

Placing the finishing touches on my rp.

I hope it lives up to Nachos expectations.

(More then 1.800 words already

)

**ineptus astartes**

Creepy, Silly, very creepy...

**sillyboy**

ineptus astartes wrote:Creepy, Silly, very creepy...

Well thank you, ( but i have to say its based of an existing book.

)

**FITZZ**

Nice work Silly...
.. Sorry I'm not contributing very much ATM...prepping for my Brothers arrival....so...not focusing on a lot right now.

**Chowderhead**

FITZZ wrote: prepping for my Brothers arrival....

Getting the hookers and bl-

Er.. Candy and tea?

**FITZZ**

Chowderhead wrote:
FITZZ wrote: prepping for my Brothers arrival....

Getting the hookers and bl-

Er.. Candy and tea?

Exactly...candy, tea...properly cooled cookies...all the wholesome things needed for a nice morally upstanding visit.

**FITZZ**

Ok guys...I'm going to be heading off..I'll be checking in here and there over the next few days...and trying to do what I can...if any problems arise...but until then...RP as you can...and play nice.