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Psst! FITZZ is away!

Everyone make really bad RP's!

sillyboy wrote:Placing the finishing touches on my rp.

I hope it lives up to Nachos expectations. (More then 1.800 words already )

You bastard, making me read really long RPs.

Not too creepy, but reminds me of Lord of the Flies for some reason. Poor, poor Piggy.

You just had to bring that up, didn't you?

It wasn't that long....okay, maybe it was double of what i usually write.


And Lord of the flies, thats the movie with the kids alone on an island, right?

Book and movie.

Chowderhead wrote:Book and movie.

yea, i remember having to read a single page of it in highschool, for english class...

English culture, wasn't very high on the list, on what they wanted to learn us.

IIRC. the 'tribe' kills two boys. Piggy and...Simon, I think.

Crap. I've been lazy, need to catch up.

ineptus astartes wrote:IIRC. the 'tribe' kills two boys. Piggy and...Simon, I think.

Yeah, and then the Royal Navy finds them and they start to cry like little girls, stiff upper lip my butt.

Yeah.

but then agin, they did mistake a dead pilot for a great monster. so they can't have been all that bright.

@ Aurelia...I can't help but viciously wonder what it is that Erzuli's up too behind those doors...but I'm sure the results will be fun

WARORK93 wrote:@ Aurelia...I can't help but viciously wonder what it is that Erzuli's up too behind those doors...but I'm sure the results will be fun

I'm thinking of an satanic unbreakable leash for Cass.

sillyboy wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:@ Aurelia...I can't help but viciously wonder what it is that Erzuli's up too behind those doors...but I'm sure the results will be fun

I'm thinking of an satanic unbreakable leash for Cass.

I'm thinking a muzzle.

halonachos wrote:

sillyboy wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:@ Aurelia...I can't help but viciously wonder what it is that Erzuli's up too behind those doors...but I'm sure the results will be fun

I'm thinking of an satanic unbreakable leash for Cass.

I'm thinking a muzzle.

I dunno but my money's on something using the ghost lady's possession powers to get Erzuli out of that oh so special part of the prophecy...

Poor Cass...by the time Erzuli's done with him he'll be sworn to celibacy...

Curse you Nachos! You stole my Pre Lunar Stress joke!

*shakes fist*

WARORK93 wrote:

halonachos wrote:

sillyboy wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:@ Aurelia...I can't help but viciously wonder what it is that Erzuli's up too behind those doors...but I'm sure the results will be fun

I'm thinking of an satanic unbreakable leash for Cass.

I'm thinking a muzzle.

I dunno but my money's on something using the ghost lady's possession powers to get Erzuli out of that oh so special part of the prophecy...

Poor Cass...by the time Erzuli's done with him he'll be sworn to celibacy...

*twirls a choke-chain round her finger while whistling innocently*

Ineptus, I think if you got some spray deodorant, and a lighter, you could just as easily set them on flame as Weyland could with the Predator...

you could also lose your hands if the pressure gives.

Ants though are quite methaneous.


When I lived in Maryland an entire colony committed Mass-Suicide when they all followed the trail of one scout over a heater. there were charred piles of them covering the thing.

it was like a 40k commercial. "Anthammer 40000"

Aurelia wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:

halonachos wrote:

sillyboy wrote:

WARORK93 wrote:@ Aurelia...I can't help but viciously wonder what it is that Erzuli's up too behind those doors...but I'm sure the results will be fun

I'm thinking of an satanic unbreakable leash for Cass.

I'm thinking a muzzle.

I dunno but my money's on something using the ghost lady's possession powers to get Erzuli out of that oh so special part of the prophecy...

Poor Cass...by the time Erzuli's done with him he'll be sworn to celibacy...

*twirls a choke-chain round her finger while whistling innocently*

If Cass willingly begins to choose Natasha over Erzuli then we know for a fact that Erzuli is doing far more messed up things compared to Natasha, and that in and of itself would be scary as hell.

halonachos wrote: If Cass willingly begins to choose Natasha over Erzuli then we know for a fact that Erzuli is doing far more messed up things compared to Natasha, and that in and of itself would be scary as hell.

I could explain... I really could... but lets remember Cass is currently like 7-ish and until he reaches adulthood Erzuli is playing teacher in a fairly 'normal' way. Except maybe he gets slapped round the head when he is cheeky or gets stuff wrong... spelling tests must be hellish!


Plus the little monster got his own back... Erzuli did used to have black hair!

"You didn't spell 'whether' right."

"I did spell it right, w,e,a,t,h,e,r... weather."

"Wrong" Erzuili yells as she pulls out a 9mm and puts a round through Cass's kneecap...


Anyways come on guys, lets see some RPs or I'll RP in such a way that everyone gets thrown into a bloodbath again.

halonachos wrote:Anyways come on guys, lets see some RPs or I'll RP in such a way that everyone gets thrown into a bloodbath again.

Why did i suddenly thought...Poolparty?

sillyboy wrote:

halonachos wrote:Anyways come on guys, lets see some RPs or I'll RP in such a way that everyone gets thrown into a bloodbath again.

Why did i suddenly thought...Poolparty?

Because that's the whole reason Pontius hates Andy, Andy didn't invite him to a pool party that he was throwing.

halonachos wrote:Anyways come on guys, lets see some RPs or I'll RP in such a way that everyone gets thrown into a bloodbath again.

I'll have something up later today...

Wait...again? -Looks at BMII-

Oh right...

Hey, a bit of bad news guys, My mom will be confiscating my computer for the night soon, she wants to see if it affects my sleeping habits.

NO!!!

Don't worry, I get it back tomorrow.

ineptus astartes wrote:Hey, a bit of bad news guys, My mom will be confiscating my computer for the night soon, she wants to see if it affects my sleeping habits.

Don't worry Ineptus...you're characters are in good hands...

sorta...

Uh...good?

Anyways, after I clean the blood off of my knifes ('surgical' knifes IE: A sharp meat knife) and make sure any excess entrails (I saw the smallest kidney-stone in existence on the subject of my interest's kidney) are gone I will see if I can keep my computer some way.


just in case you are wondering, it was an autopsy on an animal. neck broken at eh base of the skull. a dog's bite shattered the spine.

although, I did utter the line no patent or animal owner wants to hear from a vet. "aha! I have cut through the skull without damaging the frontal lobe- *crunch*...oops."

ineptus astartes wrote:Uh...good?

Anyways, after I clean the blood off of my knifes ('surgical' knifes IE: A sharp meat knife) and make sure any excess entrails (I saw the smallest kidney-stone in existence on the subject of my interest's kidney) are gone I will see if I can keep my computer some way.


just in case you are wondering, it was an autopsy on an animal. neck broken at eh base of the skull. a dog's bite shattered the spine.

although, I did utter the line no patent or animal owner wants to hear from a vet. "aha! I have cut through the skull without damaging the frontal lobe- *crunch*...oops."

Lucky, the cats and cadavers we see are already dissected. Worst of all they took the human cadaver and cut grooves in each of the gluteal muscles just so they could show the sciatic nerve... that and they had a few extra arms and legs thrown in on the side for some reason. But all in all, two cadavers because rolling them over would take too much work I guess and piles of extra limbs. Now I could see the extra limbs being there if they were for us to lift up and rotate to get a better look, but no, we weren't allowed to touch them like that and I am beginning to question the sources of these limbs. Oh and people cadavers smell worse than cat cadavers, that is a fact I found out in anatomy lab.