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2009/06/30 06:14:27
Subject: How do you deal with bogans/chavs/hooligans/whatever?
I woke up this morning to find the entire front of my house covered in graffiti, and I think I know who did it; the same bogans from down the road who assaulted me a couple of months ago (I made a thread about that). Unfortunately, nobody believes me (you can probably guess why), and so they're getting away with it.
How do you deal with this?
And while I'm at it, how the do you get paint off?
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
2009/06/30 06:15:53
Subject: How do you deal with bogans/chavs/hooligans/whatever?
yea, cheese is all of like 16, so i'm sure he can just walk up to some bikers and offer them some cash to take care of some punk kids that live down the road........
i agree with luna, set up a camera to catch them in the act.
as for the paint.....you'll probably have to repaint the place, unless your also a grafitti artist, in which case you should just turn that side of your home into some crazy work of art.
or, um.....you could take up a new hobby, breeding vicious mean ass dogs that like only you and your family, and try to eat anyone else
seriously, set up a camera
2009/06/30 06:37:46
Subject: Re:How do you deal with bogans/chavs/hooligans/whatever?
This is not an endorsement, nor have I ever used them, but I have heard good things about it. I recommend you do some further research to check it out.
And you should really report it, at least to the council, and I recommend to the police. If they used Tags, then these tags may well be on record and able to be tracked.
2009/06/30 06:38:49
Subject: Re:How do you deal with bogans/chavs/hooligans/whatever?
Instead of spending all your time (Taken from your Profile) " Trolling, masturbating, burning kittens, and other moral obscenities" you should hit the gym and maybe next time they wont screw with you.
Also The best way to remove it is paint over it. Thats pretty common sense.
2009/06/30 06:40:39
Subject: Re:How do you deal with bogans/chavs/hooligans/whatever?
Enough practice trolling and masturbating could actually make you quite dangerous.
They get lured into a fight and then BAM! Deathgrip.
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
2009/06/30 06:52:24
Subject: Re:How do you deal with bogans/chavs/hooligans/whatever?
That sucks, CE, I'd offer you an orbital bombardment if I could. Maybe if you could raise tyranids that followed 'orders' from a hive mind... that would be awesome... *wink*
2009/06/30 06:54:18
Subject: How do you deal with bogans/chavs/hooligans/whatever?
jp400 wins this thread.
but cheese just beat them up.
bring some friends some crow bars and a bit of broken bottles and a dash of chainsaw for good measure.
oh dont forget the baseball bats.
-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
2009/06/30 07:07:34
Subject: Re:How do you deal with bogans/chavs/hooligans/whatever?
Some councils in Australia have graffiti removal services. While council property is the priority, plenty of them will do private property. I know a few in WA that do it for free, so give them a call and you might get lucky.
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
2009/06/30 07:09:20
Subject: How do you deal with bogans/chavs/hooligans/whatever?
greenskin lynn wrote:garret, he solves problems with violence.
i'm still in favor of a vicious dog and/or a camera
or booty trap your yard all Home Alone style
Booty trap? So fill the garden with hot women in short shorts?
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
2009/06/30 07:50:31
Subject: Re:How do you deal with bogans/chavs/hooligans/whatever?
I propose the dexter approach. wait until they are alone then inject them with a heavy sedative, then fatsen them to a table, feth with their head a bit then sever the aorta with a single knife stab. Then (to depart from everyone's favourite serial killer) hang them upside down in front of their freind's house.
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
2009/06/30 08:15:31
Subject: Re:How do you deal with bogans/chavs/hooligans/whatever?
Don't listen to these slowed kids talking tough. Obviously go to the police, which I can only assume you failed to do when you were assaulted.
As others have said, unless you have friends big enough to help, the pigs are all you've got... And the bikies, but they're keeping their heads down at the moment.
2009/06/30 09:22:26
Subject: How do you deal with bogans/chavs/hooligans/whatever?
how about a combination of all the *sensible* responsis.
Report it to the police (provide them with photos) and inform them you will be setting up CCTV around your home to catch anymore vandalism. But a "CCTV" sign so that if you do catch them then you can use the video as evidence don't let them get away with it... XhugglesX
quote=Horst]well no sane woman will let you crap on her chest, or suck off a donkey for you, and sometimes you just need to watch gak like that done by professionals.
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KingCracker wrote:
On a funny note tho, a family friend calls women like that rib poppers. Ya just slide it in until they start popping, then you know your there
2009/06/30 09:32:53
Subject: How do you deal with bogans/chavs/hooligans/whatever?
I did go to the police when I was assaulted, but it seems that all that did is incite them to harass me more.
I don't really have any evidence it was them anyway. Just assumptions, and they won't do any good.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
2009/06/30 09:56:10
Subject: How do you deal with bogans/chavs/hooligans/whatever?
The only other options you have in this country are your MP and good old fashioned defending your turf. How old are you anyway? Do you not live with your parents? Or is it them?
2009/06/30 10:43:59
Subject: How do you deal with bogans/chavs/hooligans/whatever?
1: Buy Round-up (essentially a fantastic grass/weed killer)
2: Sneak over at 4am and write PAEDOPHILE! in 2m high letters on their lawn
3: ???
4: Profit!
Automatically Appended Next Post: Or do the above but in paint on their driveway.
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2009/06/30 11:28:39
Subject: How do you deal with bogans/chavs/hooligans/whatever?
Get a bag of hand grenades, a hello kitty T shirt, and some jogging shoes. I think you can figure out the rest.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2009/06/30 13:02:23
Subject: How do you deal with bogans/chavs/hooligans/whatever?
Pull pin. Throw grenade, not pin. Throwing pin will not be nearling as effective, although it will solve the problem of worrying about what to do as well.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
do you get paint off?
-to many points to bother to count.
~2100 pts
~2400 pts (Paladins, not imperial fist or gryphons!)
~2000 pts
don't let them get away with it... XhugglesX
