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Waaagh_Gonads wrote:1: Buy Round-up (essentially a fantastic grass/weed killer)
2: Sneak over at 4am and write PAEDOPHILE! in 2m high letters on their lawn
3: ???
4: Profit!


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Or do the above but in paint on their driveway.

1: Go to supply store and buy Acetone
2: Sneak over at night and find the car they drive
3: Write I love Crystal Meth on Hood
4: .........???............
5: Profit!

** Acetone ** Organic solvent that eats paint. Commonly found in Nail Polish Remover.

buying a mean dog won't work. As soon as it bites someone, your dog will be taken away and put to sleep.

resorting to any kinda violence will just have them call the cops on you, and you'll be the one getting hauled away in the paddy wagon, not them. Vandalizing their property when they're not looking will just result in them vandalizing yours even more.

web cams and police reports are really the best thing you can do. Paint your house a color that's easy to repaint, every time they grafitti your place, just paint over it the next day. Don't talk to em or anything, just keep painting it over. After 3 or 4 times they'll just give up because it won't be as fun anymore.

If you worry about getting assaulted, carry a can of mace with you. I'm sure you can get those little ones that are like a keychain. Get rid of tennis shoes and switch to steel toe boots and don't be afraid to kick em right in the balls to defend yourself. And when they fall down, kick em again in the balls, and again. who cares if you get a "ball kicker" rep, they'll leave you alone for good if you hit em in the nuts enough times.

Necros wrote:

web cams and police reports are really the best thing you can do. Paint your house a color that's easy to repaint, every time they grafitti your place, just paint over it the next day. Don't talk to em or anything, just keep painting it over. After 3 or 4 times they'll just give up because it won't be as fun anymore.

If you worry about getting assaulted, carry a can of mace with you. I'm sure you can get those little ones that are like a keychain. Get rid of tennis shoes and switch to steel toe boots and don't be afraid to kick em right in the balls to defend yourself. And when they fall down, kick em again in the balls, and again. who cares if you get a "ball kicker" rep, they'll leave you alone for good if you hit em in the nuts enough times.

I think its been said mace is illegal. Yes, thats a WTF? to me too.
"Ball kicker" rep-thats what you want. You want it known there will be a price paid to mess with you.

I still think a phased plasma rifle in the 40Watt range would work though.

Frozen Paintballs work great at 400Fps!

Yesterday someone graffiti'd the back of my garage...at least they didn't touch my Nissan 350Z.

It did make me feel pretty mad and almost made me wanted to go Gran Torino on their asses if I ever found the culprits...but thats just the stupid tough guy ego taking over rationality. Across my street lives a Sheriff and his family so if things ever did go out of hand at least I've got some backup.

Step One: Get a big, load ass stero.
Step Three: Play the most intimidating, bad ass metal songs I will provide you with.
Step Four: Chair Leg.
Step Five: ?????
STep Six: Profit by selling your defeated enemies liver on the black market!

Or failing that, keep a chair leg with you. If they ever try and start a fight, hit em with it. When the cops come, you can say you were just taking it to the carpenters to see if he could repair it.

I have only ever ahd to deal with two of these types of punks so far. i was mostly able to ignore them. But, one of these dicks has returned from the bad boys school. I got all summer to let him make the first move. Why not play it like a chess game? Let them make the moves, and play into your hands.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
I have only ever ahd to deal with two of these types of punks so far. i was mostly able to ignore them. But, one of these dicks has returned from the bad boys school. I got all summer to let him make the first move. Why not play it like a chess game? Let them make the moves, and play into your hands.

Yes Like a friendly game of chess. One in which a great crusading knight rampages across the board and removes the evil that is my opponents pawns.

Only in my game of chess I would be the knight, and I would remove the pawns....... One bullet at a time.



** Side Note**
Is it bad that just by looking at the above pic I can name almost every weapon that is in it just from memory?

Don't feel bad. I can name pretty much all the ones I can see.

Get one of this , turn it on at night . Hide with your video camera ready.


http://gizmodo.com/370911/desktop-bat+signal-for-cubicle-crime-fighters

lol Luna!

get an attack squig!!!

Arclight mission?

Unleash the Power of Cheese?

Rodan?

jp400 wrote:lol Luna!

Im actually really serious.

To ask cheese to wait randomly every night hoping the bogavaners to show up would take too much time and effort.
Set up one of these would be VERY eye catching and attract them to the trap (video taping). Like Moth into Fire!

LunaHound wrote:I think this would be cool to get Cheese E

How about one of these?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBMU6l6GsdM

SsevenN wrote:

LunaHound wrote:I think this would be cool to get Cheese E

How about one of these?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBMU6l6GsdM

I like this gatling gun better

Yeah but can't you see the look on those punks faces as the MKV rises from the ground like the devil himself and starts blasting indiscriminately in every direction?

I agree with the camera solution. But instead of reporting it to the cops, make copies and send it to the perps with a note saying "I know what you did. You will be my personal bitch unless you want the cops involved."

Seriously, set up a camera to catch them and invest in some self-defense classes. Not only will it teach you how to deal with idiots trying to start something, it will help you get in shape.

OverbossGhurzubMoga wrote:I agree with the camera solution. But instead of reporting it to the cops, make copies and send it to the perps with a note saying "I know what you did. You will be my personal bitch unless you want the cops involved."

Seriously, set up a camera to catch them and invest in some self-defense classes. Not only will it teach you how to deal with idiots trying to start something, it will help you get in shape.

Blackmail is illegal in the US, probably in the UK as well. Just putting that out there.

Besides we need more of this free enterprise do it yourself spirit:
(homemade flamethrower)

Frazzled wrote:
Blackmail is illegal in the US, probably in the UK as well. Just putting that out there.

It's only illegal if you get caught.

In all honesty there are some people who will only respond/be detured to/by force,and perhaps this is the situation you may be in.
if so then you may just have to accept a bit of a beating and in the process deal out some punishment of your own.
If theses idiots see you as weak and a target then they will continue to mess with you,if you hurt them,more than likely they will find easier prey.

FITZZ wrote: In all honesty there are some people who will only respond/be detured to/by force,and perhaps this is the situation you may be in.
if so then you may just have to accept a bit of a beating and in the process deal out some punishment of your own.
If theses idiots see you as weak and a target then they will continue to mess with you,if you hurt them,more than likely they will find easier prey.

Hmmm FITZZ might be right...

jp400 wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
I have only ever ahd to deal with two of these types of punks so far. i was mostly able to ignore them. But, one of these dicks has returned from the bad boys school. I got all summer to let him make the first move. Why not play it like a chess game? Let them make the moves, and play into your hands.

Yes Like a friendly game of chess. One in which a great crusading knight rampages across the board and removes the evil that is my opponents pawns.

Only in my game of chess I would be the knight, and I would remove the pawns....... One bullet at a time.



** Side Note**
Is it bad that just by looking at the above pic I can name almost every weapon that is in it just from memory?

M4A1, .357 Magnum, Uzi, Mac 10, Mac 10 Silenced, Spas 12, MP5, Desert Eagle.

Most Spraypaint that is commercially sold for Art use is easily washable. Not like our horrible Citadel stuff.

sA

If your house is stone or brick, you can use a sandblaster.


But before you do check every inch that is spray painted.

Most punks are to stupid to were gloves and end up touching some wet paint, permanently leaving finger prints.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

jp400 wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
I have only ever ahd to deal with two of these types of punks so far. i was mostly able to ignore them. But, one of these dicks has returned from the bad boys school. I got all summer to let him make the first move. Why not play it like a chess game? Let them make the moves, and play into your hands.

Yes Like a friendly game of chess. One in which a great crusading knight rampages across the board and removes the evil that is my opponents pawns.

Only in my game of chess I would be the knight, and I would remove the pawns....... One bullet at a time.



** Side Note**
Is it bad that just by looking at the above pic I can name almost every weapon that is in it just from memory?

M4A1, .357 Magnum, Uzi, Mac 10, Mac 10 Silenced, Spas 12, MP5, Desert Eagle.

H&k Mp5k Hybrid, Colt 1911A1, Ak74. Bullpup, Generic 1911, Rem 870, Benelli Spas 12, H&K Usp .45 With Silencer, Sig 226, Silenced Mac10, Beretta M93R, FN FAL, Colt Python, Lots of Generic 1911 Clones, Colt M4 with Pec2 IR Laser, IDF Uzi, IMI Deagles, Thing lower left is so modded up/bad angle it could be anything under the sun.

YOU MISSED THE TWO HAND GRENADES_MUST I DO EVERYTHING...

What, you talking about the pair of American M26 Hand Grenades?

Thought we were just talking about guns!

Waaagh_Gonads wrote:1: Buy Round-up (essentially a fantastic grass/weed killer)
2: Sneak over at 4am and write PAEDOPHILE! in 2m high letters on their lawn

Fertiliser works better. It's just a fine white powder. Most people will just try to hose it off, which gets rid of it, but gets it into the rootzone.
When the grass grows, those bits grow better and greener. Message remains. (did this to a d*ck neighbour when I was at school - he kept dumping weedkiller on our lawn). Removal of turf and replacement is the only fix after that.


We don't have an issue with them where I live. The local bikies (even keeping their heads down) take care of business.
There was an incident involving some local smackheads attempting a break-in on their clubhouse last year. The police got a gift of two slightly (more) damaged junkies.
There are also no incidents of graffiti within 4 blocks of their clubhouse (we know some of the guys live local - but not precisely where).

jp400 wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

jp400 wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
I have only ever ahd to deal with two of these types of punks so far. i was mostly able to ignore them. But, one of these dicks has returned from the bad boys school. I got all summer to let him make the first move. Why not play it like a chess game? Let them make the moves, and play into your hands.

Yes Like a friendly game of chess. One in which a great crusading knight rampages across the board and removes the evil that is my opponents pawns.

Only in my game of chess I would be the knight, and I would remove the pawns....... One bullet at a time.



** Side Note**
Is it bad that just by looking at the above pic I can name almost every weapon that is in it just from memory?

M4A1, .357 Magnum, Uzi, Mac 10, Mac 10 Silenced, Spas 12, MP5, Desert Eagle.

H&k Mp5k Hybrid, Colt 1911A1, Ak74. Bullpup, Generic 1911, Rem 870, Benelli Spas 12, H&K Usp .45 With Silencer, Sig 226, Silenced Mac10, Beretta M93R, FN FAL, Colt Python, Lots of Generic 1911 Clones, Colt M4 with Pec2 IR Laser, IDF Uzi, IMI Deagles, Thing lower left is so modded up/bad angle it could be anything under the sun.

Damn. I, Golden Eyed scout, salute you jp400. Sadly the closet smiley we have is an ork thumbs up, so that'll have to do. . You also win the award for "Biggest Gun Nut on Dakka Dakka".