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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/30 19:53:57
Subject: 34 year old obsessive War Workshop Assistant.
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Frankly, I'm surprised this little gem passed most people by.
From the seminal British Comic (Britains Favourite Almost Monthly Grin Mag) Viz, I give you...... Automatically Appended Next Post: Apologies for the quality by the way.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/30 20:44:23
Subject: Re:34 year old obsessive War Workshop Assistant.
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Shas'o Commanding the Hunter Kadre
Missouri
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How are they still in business, anyway?
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Desubot wrote:Why isnt Slut Wars: The Sexpocalypse a real game dammit.
"It's easier to change the rules than to get good at the game." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/30 22:12:39
Subject: Re:34 year old obsessive War Workshop Assistant.
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Fixture of Dakka
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I can't read it please rescan it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/30 22:26:10
Subject: 34 year old obsessive War Workshop Assistant.
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Didn't scan it. I got it from a Viz Artwork site. Original board is available for £450!
I'll see if I can monkey around with enlarging it using Photodraw. I'm less incompetent on that programme than any other piccie prog.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/30 22:41:22
Subject: 34 year old obsessive War Workshop Assistant.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Second page is fine first is unreadable.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/30 22:51:50
Subject: 34 year old obsessive War Workshop Assistant.
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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K doke. Will do my best!
Tinker tinker tappity tappity, and Dakka shall have it's story Automatically Appended Next Post: I think GW really ought to shell out for the original of this, then distribute it around the stores, to be displayed prominently in the staff areas, that they might be reminded daily of how NOT to do it!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/30 23:03:10
Subject: Re:34 year old obsessive War Workshop Assistant.
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Fixture of Dakka
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/30 23:08:31
Subject: 34 year old obsessive War Workshop Assistant.
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[DCM]
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Bit of both most definitely!
I wonder which store the artist in question based it on? Viz being predominantly North Eastern would suggest perhaps Newcastle?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/01 00:29:18
Subject: 34 year old obsessive War Workshop Assistant.
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[MOD]
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Is this a regular series or a one off?
I like Larry Leadhead for jabs at gamers.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/01 01:26:46
Subject: Re:34 year old obsessive War Workshop Assistant.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Heh that was worth a good chuckle. Thanks for sharing that with us
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/01 14:02:39
Subject: 34 year old obsessive War Workshop Assistant.
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Like many Viz strips, this was a one off.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/01 14:10:28
Subject: Re:34 year old obsessive War Workshop Assistant.
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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I spoke to the staff at Warhammer World about this, most of the GW guys thougt it was pretty funny.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king, |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/01 14:19:13
Subject: Re:34 year old obsessive War Workshop Assistant.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Most? What did the others think?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/01 14:26:22
Subject: Re:34 year old obsessive War Workshop Assistant.
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Shas'o Commanding the Hunter Kadre
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reds8n wrote: I spoke to the staff at Warhammer World about this, most of the GW guys thougt it was pretty funny.
Probably laughing at the customer, no doubt. "LOLZ why would anyone buy a 40k box and a Fantasy box? They're not the same army!!1"
Either that or they find the idea that the guy at the register would actually refuse a sale hilarious, especially for that reason. You should be encouraging people to buy all sorts of stuff whether they need it or not, even if they don't play that army!
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Desubot wrote:Why isnt Slut Wars: The Sexpocalypse a real game dammit.
"It's easier to change the rules than to get good at the game." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/01 14:30:50
Subject: Re:34 year old obsessive War Workshop Assistant.
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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Sidstyler wrote:
Either that or they find the idea that the guy at the register would actually refuse a sale hilarious, especially for that reason. You should be encouraging people to buy all sorts of stuff whether they need it or not, even if they don't play that army!
Indeed. It was some of the events team I spoke to about it, we were having a drink and a chat over the guard codex at the time  and I was lamenting the lack of HH supplement, but anyway, I mentionned this, they all knew it and the impression I got was that pretty much everyone had seen it or knew of it-- showed it to my local GW guys when it was printed. General consensus was that soemone must have had a bad experience at a store some time.
They knew about the Terry Fethwit strip as well.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king, |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/01 14:39:37
Subject: Re:34 year old obsessive War Workshop Assistant.
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That's a fantastic strip. Reminded me of my first GW visit. XD Thank goodness ours is closed now. Hated the place.
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Everything's under control, situation normal... uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you? |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/01 16:02:27
Subject: 34 year old obsessive War Workshop Assistant.
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[DCM]
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Daft bit is, having done the training, this is kind of close to what your supposed to do, as in help people with their purchases with good advice, rather than just sell any old tat to any old punter.
But yeah, so far off the mark of the above intention it is brilliant!
Feel free to print them off and distribute to your local GW, especially you swarthy foreign types who seem to have the most trouble
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/01 16:11:59
Subject: Re:34 year old obsessive War Workshop Assistant.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Heh, somehow I doubt that most of the Amsterdam staff would find it amusing, gosh-darned bunch of newborns.
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