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2009/07/06 00:46:03
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Me i want to die riding a nuke straight into enemy territory.
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/07/06 00:49:12
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Killer Klaivex
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That's disturbing to me on so many levels.
Wouldn't you rather die peacefully in your sleep?
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/07/06 00:49:45
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Crazed Zealot
Denmark
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Well, I'd like to go down Hunter S. Thompson-style... Put a bullet to my brain after a nice family weekend... Enjoying what you've accomplished and then end it yourself before some disease does it ^_^
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"I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world and consign a billion souls to Oblivion" |
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2009/07/06 00:51:13
Subject: How do you want to die?
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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I don't.
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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
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2009/07/06 00:52:34
Subject: How do you want to die?
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[SWAP SHOP MOD]
Killer Klaivex
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With young identical twins, in an extremely large comfortable bed at the age of sixty, finishing the last of my wine cellar
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2009/07/06 00:52:51
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Killer Klaivex
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I just don't think about it.
I'm not scared of death either because I'm Christian.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/07/06 00:54:00
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Knowing I've lived my life as best I can in a good way.
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2009/07/06 00:55:53
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Killer Klaivex
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Relapse wrote:Knowing I've lived my life as best I can in a good way.
Amen to that. It's why I donate to charities.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/07/06 00:56:19
Subject: Re:How do you want to die?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
The ruins of the Palace of Thorns
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Eaten by a Tiger.
(Alternatively, quietly in my sleep, unlike the 250 passengers kicking and screaming in the back seat of the jumbo jet I was flying.) Automatically Appended Next Post: Cheese Elemental wrote:I just don't think about it.
I'm not scared of death either because I'm Christian.
I guess you are not Ctholic then, or you'd be paranoid as hell you'd tripped on one of the many invisible tripwires that can condemn you to an eternity of suffering for a minor infraction you forgot to atone for and/or missed out on the last rites... 
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2009/07/06 01:19:23
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Morphing Obliterator
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Taking skulls for the skull god!
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2009/07/06 01:24:22
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
Burnaby, British Columbia
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Falling through the skies with a malfunctioned parachute. Just to prove my phobias correct. Pretty terrifying, eh?
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2009/07/06 01:37:49
Subject: Re:How do you want to die?
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Fixture of Dakka
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With a little dignity, following a particularly memorable and witty last speech.
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2009/07/06 02:03:48
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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Whorehouse. I'll come as I go.
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Humans were put on this earth to fart around, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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2009/07/06 02:16:51
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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someone said that at 40k forums when i started this thread there.
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/07/06 02:26:20
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Cheese Elemental wrote:I'm not scared of death either because I'm Christian.
I'm not scared of death either, because I know there isn't some "God" waiting to punish me for masturbating or working on Sundays
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
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2009/07/06 02:31:44
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Wrack Sufferer
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Cheese Elemental wrote:I just don't think about it.
I'm not scared of death either because I'm Christian.
Cheese Elemental wrote:Relapse wrote:Knowing I've lived my life as best I can in a good way.
Amen to that. It's why I donate to charities.
Gwar! wrote:Cheese Elemental wrote:I'm not scared of death either because I'm Christian.
I'm not scared of death either, because I know there isn't some "God" waiting to punish me for masturbating or working on Sundays
Oh you guys!
On topic: I'd like to pass away peacefully in my mid 80s or early 90s. Or if I'm in very good health at the age of 100. And I'd like to be in a tropical location with a few of my children at the home (don't care if they are at my side when I go, just want them around a little).
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2009/07/06 02:32:22
Subject: How do you want to die?
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[DCM]
The Main Man
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It's nice that you have everything about the universe figured out Gwar. Good for you.
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2009/07/06 02:39:30
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Hordini wrote:It's nice that you have everything about the universe figured out Gwar. Good for you.
 Yeah, I'd rather stick to science and logic kthnx
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/06 02:40:00
Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail.
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
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2009/07/06 02:42:02
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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God is evil oneness!
Evil educators silence cubic truth of creation!
4 days in 1!
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/07/06 02:48:20
Subject: Re:How do you want to die?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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I already know that I'm going to die a long, lingering death from cancer. That's why I enjoy every day. Also, I secretly hope that their is a hell, because I want to be able to party after I'm dead.
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2009/07/06 02:48:30
Subject: How do you want to die?
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[DCM]
The Main Man
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Yeah, Zombie Jesus. Nice. Like we've never heard that one before. If you really want to be down on religion, it'd be nice to hear something original for a change. You know, something that's actually funny, maybe.
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2009/07/06 02:52:57
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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How about a comparison of god to an imaginary pink unicorn? Or a monster made out of pasta?
I bet those would be funny.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/07/06 02:56:34
Subject: How do you want to die?
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The Main Man
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How about if Jesus was Chinese?
You know, Chinesus. The Sinosiah. That's the ticket!
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2009/07/06 03:10:05
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Stabbin' Skarboy
Galactics Comics and Games, Georgia, USA
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Wonder when the lockdown is coming?
I'm not going to die. Simple as that. My wife has forbidden me to die. And, honestly, she'd follow me to wherever I went just to make sure I was miserable for disobeying her.
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2009/07/06 03:18:47
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Ketara wrote:With young identical twins,
You want to die giving birth?
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/07/06 03:20:59
Subject: How do you want to die?
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[DCM]
The Main Man
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Orkeosaurus wrote:Ketara wrote:With young identical twins,
You want to die giving birth?
Can guys do that? Maybe this should be in the body-mod thread...
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2009/07/06 03:22:50
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Stubborn Temple Guard
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I want to throw myself on a ice cream truck and kill myself just to traumatize as many children as possible.
Alternatively, in a LOT of pain.
I'll go with karmic release. The more pain you die in, the shorter your time in "purgatory."
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2009/07/06 03:24:48
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Nasty Nob
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Comedy intraweb answer is under a pile of cheerleaders, reality though would dictate a peaceful death in my sleep after I have lived a long and peaceful life.
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"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks 
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2009/07/06 03:37:25
Subject: How do you want to die?
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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never mind
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/07/06 03:38:10
Subject: Re:How do you want to die?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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I want to die screaming, on fire, on TV going a hundred and twenty miles an hour.
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