Some random number generators re more random then others

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**youbedead**

Post the stories of your luckiest or unluckiest dice rolls.

Archaon was busy slaughtering a grail knight unit he had three wounds left. He was charged by peasent bowmen and the leader challenged 6- hits, 1- 2, and 3-1's
I then rolled three ones for my ward save. He was dishonered by the peasent and cut his own stomach open.

**H.B.M.C.**

Necromunda.

High level Escher Ganger (me), equipped with a power sword and loaded with useful combat skills, charged a Goliath Heavy (them). It's one of those perfect matchups where I'm going to reap in the EXP and send that Heavy off the table almost instantly.

I say to my opponent:

"The only way I can fail is if I roll a double 1!"

And this was true - even a 1 and a 2 would have seen me win that combat.

So I pick up the dice and.......

.

My hard-core HTH fighter is removed from the table a moment later.

**Mattlov**

watch a 5 man unit of Black Templar Terminators charge a unit of Khorne berserkers.

15 attacks.

1 hit.

0 wounds.

Berserkers attack: No more Termies.

**Emperors Faithful**

There is a Dark Eldar strategem used in Apocalypse that for 1 playas turn the enemy shooting phase is done through night-fighting. I had to roll for my whole side, 3 others on my team. We really needed this shooting becuase next turn they would be within charge range.
Snake Eyes. My team hated me. (Funny enough we actually beat almsot everyone in close combat) In the same battle 5 stormboyz charge 5 fire warriors. Not hits. Nob with claw hits 3 times. 3 ones. Fire warriors proceed to clobber the WHOLE squad down. Lot's of lawling on our side.

**Cheif Librarian Vaako**

My 250 pt Castelan came up against a blood thirster. the blood thirster cause 4 wounds. I rolled for my invulnerable needing 4s to save: 1,4,5,4 i was amazed and then proceeded to defeat the blood thirster with master crafted thunder hammers. That was the best moment ever!

**Emperors Faithful**

Bloodthirster: (Smack)
Castelan: ...Hey! That...hurt. (Smacksmacksmacksmack
Bloodthirster: ...ouch...(die)

**Goliath**

Today at my GW there was a massive (ten-fifteen man) Movie marines match, at the end of the last turn there were two units at half strength on the opposing side, and I was in control of a razorback armed with movie lascannons (strength10 AP1 twinlinked at BS5) and I needed to kil one model to win the match for the marines.
I proceed to roll my first shot... And miss, then my second... And miss, meaning that they won by one gretchin.

**Lukus83**

Had a game recently against daemons. After their deepstrike move I was in a perfect position for some mass pie plate carnage. However only 1 fex was in range. Nevermind, it hits with 12 models under the blast. I then proceed to roll 7 1's.

Fail.