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Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

About time, too.
Source: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/08/25/2665591.htm
The Los Angeles coroner has found pop star Michael Jackson's death was caused by lethal levels of the powerful anaesthetic propofol.

The findings were unsealed in court documents in Houston.

Jackson suffered cardiac arrest and died on June 25 at age 50.

Since then, police have probed his death in an investigation that appears focused on the use of prescription drugs and the role of doctors who treated him, including his personal doctor, Conrad Murray.

"The Los Angeles chief medical examiner-coroner, Dr Sathyavagiswaran, indicated that he had reviewed the preliminary toxicology results and his preliminary assessment of Jackson's cause of death was due to lethal levels of propofol (Diprivan)," according to a search warrant affidavit for Murray issued by California.

The document was released by the Harris County District Clerk in Houston, where Murray has offices, which US agents raided on July 22, looking for evidence of manslaughter.

Now maybe the conspiracy theorists can shut the hell up.

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Hardly, the corinor is going to recomend the case be treated as a homicide because of it.

From what i have heard, propofol is not the kind of drug you find outside of a hospital.

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South Africa

And happy I am,not that the man died but perhaps this will stop the endless news stories on the subject,or perhaps it will spawn a few new ones.Yet with all this business with Mark Lester(that is his name right?)claiming to be the father of Jackson's daughter and all I think we will still be flooded with stories of such a type.

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Am I reading the same story?

A story stating michael jackson was administered a drug which shouldn't be seen anywhere outside of hospital operating theatres and that's going to "stop the news stories"?

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South Africa

Yeah,I just mean their has been so much press about it I am sort of sick of all the media attention the case has been getting.I was commenting on that rather then the relevant news article.


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But yes I do agree it was a bit of a bad move to administer such a drug outside of a hospital setting.

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The Great State of Texas

No thats all irrelevant. The only relevent thing is that in 2012 Zombie Michael Jackson will rise from the dead to lead the Zombiepocalypse.

best nuke the site from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Frazzled wrote:No thats all irrelevant. The only relevent thing is that in 2012 Zombie Michael Jackson will rise from the dead to lead the Zombiepocalypse.

best nuke the site from orbit, its the only way to be sure.




I like the way you think frazz.

(Please forgive me for my stupid rather irrelevant posts).

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The Great State of Texas

We're in OT. They are all stupid irrelevant posts. Yippee!




-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Que?

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
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Frazzled wrote:No thats all irrelevant. The only relevent thing is that in 2012 Zombie Michael Jackson will rise from the dead to lead the Zombiepocalypse.

best nuke the site from orbit, its the only way to be sure.


Frazz, dont steal my line! And if you do you MUST post the following!!!!



And for all you new age 40k peeps who dont get the above:



THIS JUST IN...............


   
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The Great State of Texas


-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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Frazzled wrote:The only relevent thing is that in 2012 Zombie Michael Jackson will rise from the dead to lead the Zombiepocalypse.

Despite having Zombie Michael Jackson and Zombie Shakespeare, the great zombie uprising of 2012 will be defeated by the combined might of Mummy Orson Wells and Mummy Winston Churchill. And I know what you're all thinking. "Orson Wells and Winston Churchill aren't mummies." But, that's what they (and by that, I mean the Military-Industrial Complex) want you to think.

And after the mummies take care of the zombie problem, we'll bring in the pyrokinetics to deal with the mummies. And then the next Ice Age will take care of the pryokinetics. I mean, you did know about the Ice Age coming in 2017, didn't you?

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The Great State of Texas

I mean, you did know about the Ice Age coming in 2017, didn't you?

I live in Texas. I dream about ice ages.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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Frazzled wrote:
I mean, you did know about the Ice Age coming in 2017, didn't you?

I live in Texas. I dream about ice ages.




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Toronto, Ontario, Canada

This thread started kinda lame, but it quickly got awesome.

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Frazzled wrote:No thats all irrelevant. The only relevent thing is that in 2012 Zombie Michael Jackson will rise from the dead to lead the Zombiepocalypse.

best nuke the site from orbit, its the only way to be sure.


Not necessarily, seeding the Zombiepocalypse with Jackson will help as he forces the rest into wedge formation for some ritual purpose, even if the victims were surrounded prior to this. This gives local victims a decent chance to run away, or stand around helplessly sobbing if they prefer.


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spartanghost wrote:This thread started kinda lame, but it quickly got awesome.


Ice Ages. Ok. He is in Texas, you are in Canada. How is this awesome?

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Orlanth wrote:
Frazzled wrote:No thats all irrelevant. The only relevent thing is that in 2012 Zombie Michael Jackson will rise from the dead to lead the Zombiepocalypse.

best nuke the site from orbit, its the only way to be sure.


Not necessarily, seeding the Zombiepocalypse with Jackson will help as he forces the rest into wedge formation for some ritual purpose, even if the victims were surrounded prior to this. This gives local victims a decent chance to run away, or stand around helplessly sobbing if they prefer.


This is true. While he's dancing the funky chicken we can arm an assortment of rednecks with pickups and just run them over. Humans, kicking butt since 47,000 BC.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
Made in ca
Storm Trooper with Maglight





Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Orlanth wrote:
Frazzled wrote:No thats all irrelevant. The only relevent thing is that in 2012 Zombie Michael Jackson will rise from the dead to lead the Zombiepocalypse.

best nuke the site from orbit, its the only way to be sure.


Not necessarily, seeding the Zombiepocalypse with Jackson will help as he forces the rest into wedge formation for some ritual purpose, even if the victims were surrounded prior to this. This gives local victims a decent chance to run away, or stand around helplessly sobbing if they prefer.


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spartanghost wrote:This thread started kinda lame, but it quickly got awesome.


Ice Ages. Ok. He is in Texas, you are in Canada. How is this awesome?


I was speaking more to the funny pictures posted above.

but what do i say to an ice age?

I LIVE IN CANADA. BRING IT ON MU********AZ

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Michael Jackson is not dead.

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He's on The Island with Tupac and John Lennon.

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Still, to look at the plus side, it is a powerful argument for the superiority of private medical care.

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