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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 14:21:11
Subject: Crécy
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Fixture of Dakka
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Today is the anniversary of the Battle of Crécy. It represented, perhaps, the first occurrence of someone realizing just how dumb it is to bring knives to a gunfight (or lances to an archery fight), and pretty much changed the nature of warfare from an up-close&personal event to one where you could kill your enemies safely from quite a long way away, a fact lost on the makers of wargames who still seem to prefer that their armoured knights battle each other in melee combats rather than shooting each other with their high tech guns...
Anyway...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Crécy
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 14:24:01
Subject: Crécy
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Killer Klaivex
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Sometimes I wish that guns had never been invented and wars were still fought with medival weapons. That would be awesome. Apart from getting drenched in blood and stuff all the time, of course.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 14:54:14
Subject: Re:Crécy
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Remarkable weapon the Welsh longbow...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 17:55:40
Subject: Crécy
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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If guns hadn't been invented knights would have still gone the way of the dodo. Comanche raider with shortbow pwons knight. Texas ranger pwons Comanche raider. moral of the story? European knights bow down before the might of Texas rednecks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 18:23:36
Subject: Crécy
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Odd, the article doesn't mention the biggest French 'Faux Pas' of that battle, namely insisting the Genoese Crossbows left their Pavises (large shields) behind. The Pavises were pretty much proof against Longbows, and allowed the Crossbowman to reload relatively unmolested.
The Genoese pulled back from the field having taken ridiculous casualties, and were promptly run down by the French Knights.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 18:57:40
Subject: Re:Crécy
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:Remarkable weapon the Welsh longbow...
I do believe good sir it was the English Longbow that was used albeit by the Welshies
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 19:07:40
Subject: Crécy
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Fixture of Dakka
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Odd, the article doesn't mention the biggest French 'Faux Pas' of that battle, namely insisting the Genoese Crossbows left their Pavises (large shields) behind.
I think it mentioned that, actually.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 19:12:28
Subject: Re:Crécy
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Gwar! wrote:MeanGreenStompa wrote:Remarkable weapon the Welsh longbow...
I do believe good sir it was the English Longbow that was used albeit by the Welshies
I recall the American Longbow being superior to both.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 19:19:11
Subject: Re:Crécy
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Orkeosaurus wrote:Gwar! wrote:MeanGreenStompa wrote:Remarkable weapon the Welsh longbow...
I do believe good sir it was the English Longbow that was used albeit by the Welshies
I recall the American Longbow being superior to both. 
Your post didn't come through. Luckily i have an image f the American Long bow as well. Allow me to insert
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 19:25:37
Subject: Re:Crécy
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Frazzled wrote:Orkeosaurus wrote:Gwar! wrote:MeanGreenStompa wrote:Remarkable weapon the Welsh longbow...
I do believe good sir it was the English Longbow that was used albeit by the Welshies
I recall the American Longbow being superior to both. 
Your post didn't come through. Luckily i have an image f the American Long bow as well. Allow me to insert
Just as well you didn't post up Heston wielding a Breach Loader. Then it'd be a Scottish Longbow. Seeing as a Scot invented the breach loading rifle.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 19:32:46
Subject: Crécy
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Irrelevant. We'd still call it American. In fact we'd call it A-mur-ican, and say it whiule eating our A-mur-ican Frankfurters and Hamburgers. Your pontsy bows stands no chance...HAGGIS EATER!
After all, the Kentucky rifle is taken from a German design.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 19:34:59
Subject: Re:Crécy
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Sounds like the history of my Orks. No matter who I fight against, no matter what their army is made up of, when they hear they're going up against Orks they sudeenly get one thought in their little rat brains. GUNLINE!!! fething boring.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 19:37:02
Subject: Crécy
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Frazzled wrote:Irrelevant. We'd still call it American. In fact we'd call it A-mur-ican, and say it whiule eating our A-mur-ican Frankfurters and Hamburgers. Your pontsy bows stands no chance...HAGGIS EATER!
After all, the Kentucky rifle is taken from a German design.
You forgot your French Fries, fatty!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 19:41:44
Subject: Re:Crécy
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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THEY'RE CALLED FREEDOM FRIES NOW, DAMMIT!
Why's everyone gotta be wit da terrists?
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 19:43:42
Subject: Re:Crécy
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Orkeosaurus wrote:THEY'RE CALLED FREEDOM FRIES NOW, DAMMIT!
Why's everyone gotta be wit da terrists? 
Can I have some Freedom Liqueur with my Freedom Sheep-Entrails-Boiled-In-Its-Stomach?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 19:55:13
Subject: Crécy
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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The Inquisition has found you out and declared you UNCLEAN for attempting to smuggle unholy haggis into our fine nation. You are sentenced to mod three disputes between HBMC and JohnnyH...
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 19:56:00
Subject: Re:Crécy
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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OUCH. I'd take death and banning over that.
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 20:05:42
Subject: Crécy
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Executing Exarch
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Don't forget that the Black Prince was an expert tactician and a brilliant strategist.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 20:15:21
Subject: Crécy
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Frazzled wrote:The Inquisition has found you out and declared you UNCLEAN for attempting to smuggle unholy haggis into our fine nation. You are sentenced to mod three disputes between HBMC and JohnnyH...
PAH! I laugh at your puny 'justice'
YOU MAY TAKE MY SANITY, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE, MY OPINIONNNNNNNNNNNNN!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/26 20:36:52
Subject: Crécy
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Frazzled wrote:The Inquisition has found you out and declared you UNCLEAN for attempting to smuggle unholy haggis into our fine nation. You are sentenced to mod three disputes between HBMC and JohnnyH...
PAH! I laugh at your puny 'justice'
YOU MAY TAKE MY SANITY, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE, MY OPINIONNNNNNNNNNNNN!
You I like-one free box of toys for you's.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/27 08:39:21
Subject: Re:Crécy
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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So...many...weapons.....
I'M IN HEAVEN! Only Frazz's here too.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/27 10:06:36
Subject: Re:Crécy
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Interestly Wellington wished he had access to a longbow regiment at Waterloo as they had a high rate of fire, better range and were more accurate than the muskets he had.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/27 10:15:57
Subject: Crécy
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Frazzled wrote:Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Frazzled wrote:The Inquisition has found you out and declared you UNCLEAN for attempting to smuggle unholy haggis into our fine nation. You are sentenced to mod three disputes between HBMC and JohnnyH...
PAH! I laugh at your puny 'justice'
YOU MAY TAKE MY SANITY, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE, MY OPINIONNNNNNNNNNNNN!
You I like-one free box of toys for you's.

HOORAH!
The Empire is armed again! When will you Yanks learn?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/27 10:21:33
Subject: Re:Crécy
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Wolfstan wrote:Interestly Wellington wished he had access to a longbow regiment at Waterloo as they had a high rate of fire, better range and were more accurate than the muskets he had.
Nah, it was a senior officer, not Wellington himself. And this was probably due to the fact that even then there was a lot of romance about the longbow. It was a great weapon in the right circumstances, when a disorganised enemy meanders uphill towards you, but it also has to be remembered that musket armed troops pulled double duty, as a ranged threat and then as a block of infantry. Archers were purely a ranged threat, so perhaps the better question is whether you want some archers or more cannon.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/27 10:26:24
Subject: Crécy
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[DCM]
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TO be fair Sebster, if the Archer had been there, and deploed ala Empire Huntsmen (ranging foward in a skirmish formation) they'd have been of great use for shots of advantage then fading. One could almost (but not really I guess) approximate such a unit to modern day Commando units...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/27 10:32:48
Subject: Re:Crécy
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Long bow doesn't make alot of noise... Except when firing one triggers a Bryan Adams song...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/27 10:35:17
Subject: Crécy
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[DCM]
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Also, should they be able to get close enough, a few flaming arrows into the Frenchies Gunpowder storage would have brought the battle to a pretty early close I'd imagine.
Mind you, it's getting in range that'd be the bugger there.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/27 10:38:14
Subject: Re:Crécy
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I thought a couple of rows or archers behind the muskets would of been impressive. A rain of arrows coming down, with the muskets-bayonets to protect them
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Live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart. Trouble no one about his religion. Respect others in their views and demand that they respect yours. Love your life, perfect your life. Beautify all things in your life. Seek to make your life long and of service to your people. When your time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home.
Lt. Rorke - Act of Valor
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/27 10:44:14
Subject: Crécy
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Nah, you'd need a hill.one knows Archers and other ranged weapons need LoS, which is blocked by models in fron....
Oh. Real life? Damn straight that would have looked wicked!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/27 11:19:14
Subject: Re:Crécy
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Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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Archers killed loads of downed French knights during Agincourt with their wee little daggers.
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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