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2009/08/27 20:21:15
Subject: Have you ever used women's shampoo or other cleaning product's ment for women?
Once you're married its all women's stuff, they just let you think its not.
"WTF is there a bowl of dead plants in my bathroom!"
"Its potpouri."
"WTF is there potpouri in my bathroom!"
"I like it."
"But its smells girly, in my bathroom!"
"I like it."
"But"
"Thats two" (metallic clicking sound)
"Erp, yes dear."
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2009/08/27 20:52:02
Subject: Re:Have you ever used women's shampoo or other cleaning product's ment for women?
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2009/08/27 22:16:39
Subject: Have you ever used women's shampoo or other cleaning product's ment for women?
I use volumizing shampoo for women and other women's hair products. I have a few girls t-shirts too, but no one can ever tell. The curse of being scrawny.
Worship me.
2009/08/27 22:19:04
Subject: Have you ever used women's shampoo or other cleaning product's ment for women?
Yeh, occassionally. Like washing up liquid, toilet cleaner and bleach.
n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion.
2009/08/27 23:31:05
Subject: Have you ever used women's shampoo or other cleaning product's ment for women?
Shadowbrand wrote:Ok, let's come clean literally lol. This morning I used that veet cream to zap off my beard and mustache.
Was a lot better than slashing my own throat!
I dunno, dude. I've been shaving with a "classic" 1960s Gillette double-sided safety razor since I was a teen. Maybe you should take up "wet" shaving, too...
Sure, you'll cut yourself from time to time, but buck up - that's what styptic (Alum) pencils are for!
Yep, used some body shop stuff before, a dewberry bath oil for a really nice bath after a walk, it smelt nice, like my girlfriend, so was great for slipping into and letting go, like my girlfr....
/eyes mods and runs
2009/08/27 23:45:20
Subject: Have you ever used women's shampoo or other cleaning product's ment for women?
Seriously though folks... herbal essences is a-freaking-mazing. The experience is... you know what there is just too much perfume in this stuff, I feel like I should put some... hmmm, new shampoo .
Does women's deodorant actually work for dudes? Isn't their baby-powder or something in those? Marketing is an absolute trip... unless you are wearing bras and stuff .
Monty python to the rescue in the form of feminine bathing products... which actually sounds quite nice. The issue here is you could put the word feminine in front of anything and it will sound better.
Wait... Feminine John MCcain... epic epic fail, there are no words for that... wow, my vision is burnt, I am now brain-blinded.
Let me share this experience with you, so that I can take a bit of the burden of my brain.
HOLY SNIZZAP, Sarah Palin is a frakking fox... is this really her?
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2009/08/28 02:40:53
Subject: Have you ever used women's shampoo or other cleaning product's ment for women?
The other night I soaked my feet in a bowl filled with Pomegranite (sp?) bath salts the gf got for christmas. It was awesome. I also use all of her expensive hair conditioner, gotta get my shine on.
Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah. One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack.
2009/08/28 03:36:25
Subject: Have you ever used women's shampoo or other cleaning product's ment for women?
garret wrote:in a mans bathroom there is no toilets only holes in the ground.
So the real men of the world are the Indians and the Chinese?
That isn't Sarah Palin. There's about 20 years difference between them.
Meanwhile, I've used ladies deodorant, and a couple of times when I've been over I haven't had a toothbrush so I've used her's.
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
2009/08/28 04:28:07
Subject: Have you ever used women's shampoo or other cleaning product's ment for women?
garret wrote:
in a mans bathroom there is no toilets only holes in the ground.
Er?
It's because he lives in California.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
2009/08/28 05:19:08
Subject: Have you ever used women's shampoo or other cleaning product's ment for women?
Using women's cleaning products will turn you into a homosexual.
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
2009/08/28 05:26:56
Subject: Have you ever used women's shampoo or other cleaning product's ment for women?
Orkeosaurus wrote:Using women's cleaning products will turn you into a homosexual.
I also hear that playing Dungeons and Dragons turns you into a Satanist.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
2009/08/28 05:29:46
Subject: Have you ever used women's shampoo or other cleaning product's ment for women?
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
2009/08/28 05:30:33
Subject: Have you ever used women's shampoo or other cleaning product's ment for women?
garret wrote:
in a mans bathroom there is no toilets only holes in the ground.
Er?
Wait, you've never been outside Westernized areas?
____
Picture to what you are talking about please???
Im trying to picture in a house , there is supposed to be holes on the floor? where the heck does it flow to?
then someone said even in cali too , ( what on earth? its not bullet hole is it? ) i thought only 3rd world countries
have holes as toilets . and thats out side! ( or did i miss something totally )
I dyed my hair red a couple times. also i've only recently started using "mens" shampoo/conditioner because hair and body wash is more efficcient (only gotta carry one bottle across the girls floor to the bathroom), and apparantly it makes me smell purdy.
Only girly men make little holes for toilets. Real men just have the concrete floor.
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
2009/08/28 05:33:17
Subject: Have you ever used women's shampoo or other cleaning product's ment for women?
My deodorant is terrible. It smells like washing-machine powder. I can't understand why people like the smell of men's deodorant so much anyway, when it smells awfully bitter and nasty. I'm allergic to a lot of spray-on deodorant for some reason, I get this nasty red rash that doesn't itch but looks horrible.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
2009/08/28 05:35:17
Subject: Have you ever used women's shampoo or other cleaning product's ment for women?
-- $k 
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-to many points to bother to count.
~2100 pts
~2400 pts (Paladins, not imperial fist or gryphons!)
~2000 pts