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2009/08/28 15:42:31
Subject: 40k Haiku
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Sslimey Sslyth
Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.
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1. Set the scene
2. Expand it by Expressing Feeling, Make Observation, Record Action
Three Lines
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Tournament Today
Lots of guys think they will win
My Guard whoop that a$$
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We have rules dispute
Rules Judge comes to our table
You feel stupid now
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I play to win games
You play your fluffy army
You get your a$$ beat
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Space Marines suck balls
My Orks against your Marines
I win easily
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Catachan Devil
The Silent Kill in the Dark
We are the Jungle
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Working on more..............
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2009/08/28 16:00:56
Subject: Re:40k Haiku
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Focused Fire Warrior
Atlanta
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Green tide covers field
Da WAAAGH!!! guarantees a win
Can't kill all of us
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Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win. -- Sun-tzu
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on. -- Ulysses S. Grant
Armies and records (w/l/d) (1v1 only)
Orks: ~8500pts -- 2009: 52/2/7 & 17/2/6 in RTTs -- Casual size 85% Painted
Empire: 7000pts -- 2009:19/6/11 & 3/1/5 in RTTs -- Casual size 50% Painted
Marines: 2000pts -- 2009: 4/2/0 -- 20% Painted
Kroot Mercenaries - ~1500pts -- 2009: 0/1/1
Vampire Counts: 1850pts -- 2009: 9/3/4 -- Paint? We're dead...
Skaven (Work in Progress) - ~4000pts -- 2012: 1/1/1 -- Unpainted
Tau (Work in Progress) - 1500pts -- 2012: 5/1/1 -- 20% Painted |
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2009/08/28 17:36:42
Subject: 40k Haiku
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Drop Pods From Above
The Wolves of Fenris Arrive
Death Swiftly Follows
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
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2009/08/28 17:55:39
Subject: 40k Haiku
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Lead-Footed Trukkboy Driver
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Countless hours of work,
Negotiated freedom,
All to smell your funk.
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When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. |
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2009/08/28 17:58:13
Subject: 40k Haiku
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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This is so stupid
I think I just got cancer
Leaves thread very quickly
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2009/08/28 18:25:19
Subject: 40k Haiku
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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See the WAAGH! prophet
Riding his battlewagon
Going to kick @ss.
First I roll some dice.
Some of your models are dead.
Now you roll some dice.
When I write haiku
I count fingers constantly
and talk to myself.
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
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2009/08/28 18:38:00
Subject: 40k Haiku
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Dakka Veteran
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Timmah cannot count
Five-seven-five is the key
It's not just random
World Eater force
Give them all the mark of Khorne
KILL MAIM BURN MAIM KILL
Sad rules lawyer
shouting at your monitor
go outside and play
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 Tombworld El'Lahaun 2500pts
 Hive Fleet Vestis 5000pts
 Disciples of Caliban 2000pts
 Crimson Fist 2000pts
 World Eaters 1850pts
 Angels Encarmine 1850pts
 Iron Hospitalers 1850 pts (Black Templar Successor)
 Sons of Medusa 1850pts
 Tartarus IXth Renegade Legion 2500pts
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2009/08/28 18:42:17
Subject: 40k Haiku
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Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator
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Never played Deathwing
Gaming group was skeptical if its good
They got their a$$ beaten 
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Former moderator 40kOnline
Lanchester's square law - please obey in list building!
Illumini: "And thank you for not finishing your post with a "" I'm sorry, but after 7200 's that has to be the most annoying sign-off ever."
Armies: Eldar, Necrons, Blood Angels, Grey Knights; World Eaters (30k); Bloodbound; Cryx, Circle, Cyriss |
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2009/08/28 18:48:40
Subject: Re:40k Haiku
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Khorne Rhino Driver with Destroyer
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Kharn strode forward
And planted his chain-axe
In the Warboss's head
I can't write haiku
So I'm sorry
If that sucked.
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"We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!"
-Ghazghkull Thraka
"KILL! MAIM! BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN!"
-Kharn the Betrayer
"Well that was unexpected..."
-Last words of Chaos Warmaster Varan the Undefeatable
"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty!"
-Inquisitor Lord Fyodor Karamazov |
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2009/08/28 20:00:04
Subject: Re:40k Haiku
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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It is now my turn
Time for a bit of pay back
Stupid F******* Dice!
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"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." ~ HK-47 |
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2009/08/28 21:52:46
Subject: Re:40k Haiku
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Hellish Haemonculus
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Fear the Nightbringer
Even if you are an orc
He will eat your soul.
Far off bikes rev up
Space Marine bikers ride up
then, the badness
Through years of playing
one question plagues at my mind:
How's a Warboss poop?
Games Workshop loves Alien
Watched it one too many times
Thus, the Tyranids.
The Inquisition:
Defeating outside evil
with greater evil.
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2009/08/28 21:55:33
Subject: 40k Haiku
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Focused Fire Warrior
Atlanta
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I solve your riddle.
Grots help the warboss to poop.
Try not to picture.
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Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win. -- Sun-tzu
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on. -- Ulysses S. Grant
Armies and records (w/l/d) (1v1 only)
Orks: ~8500pts -- 2009: 52/2/7 & 17/2/6 in RTTs -- Casual size 85% Painted
Empire: 7000pts -- 2009:19/6/11 & 3/1/5 in RTTs -- Casual size 50% Painted
Marines: 2000pts -- 2009: 4/2/0 -- 20% Painted
Kroot Mercenaries - ~1500pts -- 2009: 0/1/1
Vampire Counts: 1850pts -- 2009: 9/3/4 -- Paint? We're dead...
Skaven (Work in Progress) - ~4000pts -- 2012: 1/1/1 -- Unpainted
Tau (Work in Progress) - 1500pts -- 2012: 5/1/1 -- 20% Painted |
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2009/08/28 22:06:38
Subject: 40k Haiku
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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My name is Mekboy
Saint of Church of Turtle Pie
All Hail Turtle Pie
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2009/08/28 22:12:12
Subject: Re:40k Haiku
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Ten thousand years of exile.
Ancient horror's awakening.
Death to the false emperor!!
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2009/08/28 22:28:19
Subject: Re:40k Haiku
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Khorne Rhino Driver with Destroyer
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Kharn slaughters
The ancient horror
Because he doesn't like competition 
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"We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!"
-Ghazghkull Thraka
"KILL! MAIM! BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN!"
-Kharn the Betrayer
"Well that was unexpected..."
-Last words of Chaos Warmaster Varan the Undefeatable
"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty!"
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2009/08/28 22:33:49
Subject: 40k Haiku
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Wayyy too many syllables on the last line there deathbot.
Begins my neck ache,
Working on these small details...
Painting guard does suck.
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2009/08/28 22:40:33
Subject: 40k Haiku
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Khorne Rhino Driver with Destroyer
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FoxPhoenix135 wrote:Wayyy too many syllables on the last line there deathbot.
See earlier:
Deathbot wrote:
I can't write haiku
So I'm sorry
If that sucked.
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"We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!"
-Ghazghkull Thraka
"KILL! MAIM! BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN!"
-Kharn the Betrayer
"Well that was unexpected..."
-Last words of Chaos Warmaster Varan the Undefeatable
"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty!"
-Inquisitor Lord Fyodor Karamazov |
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2009/08/29 00:37:59
Subject: Re:40k Haiku
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Hellish Haemonculus
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Chaos makes no sense.
They need some motivation.
Why are they evil?
Kill the alien.
Burn heretics, purge unclean.
For the Emperor!
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2009/08/29 00:47:20
Subject: 40k Haiku
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Deadshane1 wrote:1. Set the scene
2. Expand it by Expressing Feeling, Make Observation, Record Action
Three Lines
-5 syllables
-7 syllables
-5 syllables
I play to win games
You play your fluffy army
You get your a$$ beat
Woo lemme try!
Im hado core gamer
( under construction for better sentence )
I sleep well tonight
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2009/08/29 00:48:54
Subject: Re:40k Haiku
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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I get hard on beating kids
 family forum
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
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2009/08/29 00:51:45
Subject: Re:40k Haiku
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Orkestra wrote:I get hard on beating kids
family forum
I know but its quoting the thing from You get your a$$ beat
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2009/08/29 00:53:09
Subject: 40k Haiku
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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Maybe...
I'm hard core gamer
When I beat kids in battle,
I sleep well tonight
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
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2009/08/29 00:54:27
Subject: 40k Haiku
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Orkestra wrote:Maybe...
I'm hard core gamer
When I beat kids in battle,
I sleep well tonight
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Woot k that works!
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2009/08/29 00:54:28
Subject: 40k Haiku
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Raging Ravener
England, Bucks
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Family forum,
Nothing inappropriate,
Naughty Lunahound. |P
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Woah, massively ninja'd.
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2009/08/29 00:59:30
Subject: 40k Haiku
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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Ha! shinigami,
you write haiku too slowly,
train your forum-fu.
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
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2009/08/29 01:00:45
Subject: Re:40k Haiku
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Walking in GW
B.O of smelly gamers
Hurry RUN AWAY!
waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh
waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh
waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh
( Ork Waagh Haiku )
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2009/08/29 01:06:33
Subject: 40k Haiku
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Raging Ravener
England, Bucks
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Midnight on Dakka,
Insomnia go away,
I need some sleep.
Many new armies,
Can't make up my mind.
I'll stick to my 'Nids.
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2009/08/29 01:09:13
Subject: 40k Haiku
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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My post is better.
You envy my Haiku skills.
Your bases is mine.
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"If you are not naughty you get a cookie. If you are naked, you get a cookie." - Insaniak, Dakka Mod
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2009/08/29 01:10:58
Subject: 40k Haiku
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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Midnight on Dakka,
just might be an epic thread,
someone go make it.
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The Battle Report Master wrote:i had a freind come round a few weeks ago to have a 40k apocalpocalpse game i was guards men he was space maines.... my first turn was 4 bonbaonbardlements... jacobs turn to he didnt have one i phased out.
This space for rent, contact Gwar! for rights to this space.
Tantras wrote: Logically speaking, that makes perfect sense and I understand and agree entirely... but is it RAW?
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2009/08/29 01:11:05
Subject: Re:40k Haiku
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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LunaHound wrote:waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh
waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh
waagh waagh waagh waagh waagh
( Ork Waagh Haiku )
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom (Tyranid Haiku) 11010 0110111 00110 (Necron Haiku [Pronounced "One" and "Oh" or "Nought"]) Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne of Khorne BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (A friendly Chaos Haiku)
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail.
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