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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/28 16:35:20
Subject: Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Any helpful ork tactics would be great!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/28 18:42:37
Subject: Re:Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Yes
If you pray hard enough Gork..or maybe Mork will fly down and smash the humies with his awesome boots.
I think maybe you need to add more detail as to what you expect to face or post an ork list in the army list forum stating that it's for killing MEQ and we will comment on it. As a rule PKs are king. At least 1 in every boyz squad, 2-3 in every nobz squad and always on warbosses. Other nice MEQ killing stuff are burnas since they count as power weapons. KMBs get AP2 so they are also nice to shoot at termies.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/28 18:46:58
Subject: Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Lead-Footed Trukkboy Driver
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I prefer to take down termies with huge mobs of shoota boyz. Lay down enough dakka, they will fall over!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/28 19:10:22
Subject: Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/28 19:10:40
Subject: Re:Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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also a good strategy. That is the orks real power, the possiblility of lots and lots of attacks. Any save with eventually fail if you test it enough.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/28 21:03:47
Subject: Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Fixture of Dakka
Chicago, Illinois
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Paint your ole body in red then sacrifice a diesel engine on a full moon to get the most benefit
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If I lose it is because I had bad luck, if you win it is because you cheated. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/29 05:09:46
Subject: Re:Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy
U.S.A.
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I played necrons for a bit and they are pretty level with the toughness so i would say get close fast and dont stop getting there
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I play :
about 1250
Proud member of the OCLU (Ork Civil Liberties Union). |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/29 05:12:30
Subject: Re:Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Khorne Rhino Driver with Destroyer
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Yes, I am certain that praying to a pair of non-existent, fictional gods will help you win a war game.
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"We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!"
-Ghazghkull Thraka
"KILL! MAIM! BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN!"
-Kharn the Betrayer
"Well that was unexpected..."
-Last words of Chaos Warmaster Varan the Undefeatable
"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/29 05:16:10
Subject: Re:Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Plastictrees
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Deathbot wrote:Yes, I am certain that praying to a pair of non-existent, fictional gods will help you win a war game. People pray to God dont they? Oh Snap! (This is a joke and not an attack on any religion)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/29 05:16:33
WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/29 06:12:42
Subject: Re:Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Sneaky Kommando
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what exactly are you having trouble with? You just say marines who sit back and shoot, what are they running. What are you running, your other thread is very vague. You mention something about 15 lootas but what else do you have? If you just run 15 lootas then your opp. can focus on them and they die. If they sit in the back where is snikrot and 15 boys to hit them on the edge? Are you running 180 boys? Are you running wagons/trukks? if you run veh you need a KFF Gazzy is fun but useless overall, for the price you can get a lot more stuff that kills more than gazzy ever will. Do you have a PK in every mob? Even on foot a Kff and 3 Kans makes your army have a 4+ cover save. No one can help unless you post exactly what you run and post what you run against. Are you facing 3 thunderfire cannons? Drop pod marines? Once you get a good all comers list you just need to learn how to fight different lists. Take a few lumps but learn from your mistakes, talk to other people to see how to beat certain lists. If you play alot you learn how to beat builds. You need to learn what to shoot at and when, what targets are priorities and which targets are a mere annoyance, that really dont do much damage but are designed to draw you off the true threats.
For example if your facing a marine dakka army with say 2 thunder fire cannons, 2 dev squads with the standard las plas, a whirlwind maybe a scout squad or two a sterngaurd squad and say a podding dread or 2. What are the targets? Well obviously the thunderfire cannons combined are the big threat, the scouts will typically be deployed to slow you down and draw you off. The sterngaurd would be used as another speed bump or to hit the flanks. The podding dread again is not really a threat but is one that looks menacing. The dev squads are sort of important but not really they are their to hit armor and slow it down while the thunderfires and whirlwind drop plates on your army.
So to keep your lootas from shooting the cannons/whirlwind your opponent sits in the corners, thats why you need snikrot to tie thm up while you rush forward bypassing lesser threats until you kill the army killers then you broke your opp. back and can pick off the secondary and tertiary targets without having to worry about getting blown away. If your using veh. use your speed, if you are using horde then just run 200 models at your opponent with kans leading the charge and a KFF, everyone gets a 4+.
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"For the emperor!" "E' aint listenin!" *squish* (my fav blood and thunder quote)
BUT NOBS are NO GOOD at CC "ork town grot"
-perhaps the single dumbest comment I have ever heard-
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/29 06:48:48
Subject: Re:Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Lord-Loss wrote:Deathbot wrote:Yes, I am certain that praying to a pair of non-existent, fictional gods will help you win a war game.
People pray to God dont they?
Oh Snap!
(This is a joke and not an attack on any religion)
Fixed for accuracy.
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Check out my blog at:http://ironchaosbrute.blogspot.com.
Vivano crudelis exitus.
Da Boss wrote:No no, Richard Dawkins arresting the Pope is inherently hilarious. It could only be funnier if when it happens, His Holiness exclaims "Rats, it's the Fuzz! Let's cheese it!" and a high speed Popemobile chase ensues. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/29 11:07:47
Subject: Re:Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Lady of the Lake
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Make sure you're using green dice
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/29 15:43:25
Subject: Re:Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade
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Lord-Loss wrote:Deathbot wrote:Yes, I am certain that praying to a pair of non-existent, fictional gods will help you win a war game.
People pray to God dont they?
Oh Snap!
Seriously, though.
By running either entirely Mech Orks, or entirely Footslogging Orks you shouldn't have much of a problem against any foe. Unless they spam anti-vehicle/anti-horde weapons, respectively.
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Triggerbaby wrote:In summary, here's your lunch and ask Miss Creaver if she has aloe lotion because I have taken you to school and you have been burned.
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:I too can prove pretty much any assertion I please if I don't count all the evidence that contradicts it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/29 15:49:30
Subject: Re:Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Khorne Rhino Driver with Destroyer
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Iron_Chaos_Brute wrote:Lord-Loss wrote:Deathbot wrote:Yes, I am certain that praying to a pair of non-existent, fictional gods will help you win a war game.
People pray to God dont they?
Oh Snap!
(This is a joke and not an attack on any religion)
Fixed for accuracy.

I don't think that's funny. Some of us (aka. me) do have actual religious beliefs, you know.
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"We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!"
-Ghazghkull Thraka
"KILL! MAIM! BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN!"
-Kharn the Betrayer
"Well that was unexpected..."
-Last words of Chaos Warmaster Varan the Undefeatable
"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/29 16:00:25
Subject: Re:Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Lady of the Lake
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Deathbot wrote:Iron_Chaos_Brute wrote:Lord-Loss wrote:Deathbot wrote:Yes, I am certain that praying to a pair of non-existent, fictional gods will help you win a war game.
People pray to God dont they?
Oh Snap!
(This is a joke and not an attack on any religion)
Fixed for accuracy.

I don't think that's funny. Some of us (aka. me) do have actual religious beliefs, you know.
How does one worship Gork and Mork? Do you still get Christmas or do they have their own version?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/29 16:05:57
Subject: Re:Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Khorne Rhino Driver with Destroyer
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n0t_u wrote:Deathbot wrote:Iron_Chaos_Brute wrote:Lord-Loss wrote:Deathbot wrote:Yes, I am certain that praying to a pair of non-existent, fictional gods will help you win a war game.
People pray to God dont they?
Oh Snap!
(This is a joke and not an attack on any religion)
Fixed for accuracy.

I don't think that's funny. Some of us (aka. me) do have actual religious beliefs, you know.
How does one worship Gork and Mork? Do you still get Christmas or do they have their own version?
If you must know, I worship the God of the Bible, not Gork or Mork. Can we please get off this? In my experience this sort of discussion tends to get heated.
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"We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!"
-Ghazghkull Thraka
"KILL! MAIM! BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN!"
-Kharn the Betrayer
"Well that was unexpected..."
-Last words of Chaos Warmaster Varan the Undefeatable
"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty!"
-Inquisitor Lord Fyodor Karamazov |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/29 16:08:01
Subject: Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Plastictrees
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Thats why I put that little comment at the end I was not trying to offend anyone but joking about.
Il think your need to pray long and hard to Gork and Mork to survive a LR spam list 0.0
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/29 16:14:13
Subject: Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Khorne Rhino Driver with Destroyer
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Lord-Loss wrote:Thats why I put that little comment at the end I was not trying to offend anyone but joking about.
Il think your need to pray long and hard to Gork and Mork to survive a LR spam list 0.0
I know you weren't. I was talking to Iron_Chaos_Brute.
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"We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!"
-Ghazghkull Thraka
"KILL! MAIM! BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN!"
-Kharn the Betrayer
"Well that was unexpected..."
-Last words of Chaos Warmaster Varan the Undefeatable
"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty!"
-Inquisitor Lord Fyodor Karamazov |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/29 16:22:53
Subject: Re:Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Lady of the Lake
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Sorry
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/29 16:28:21
Subject: Re:Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Khorne Rhino Driver with Destroyer
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n0t_u wrote:Sorry
It's OK.
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"We iz gonna stomp da ‘ooniverse flat an’ kill anyfing that fights back. We iz gonna do this coz’ we’re Orks an’ we was made ta fight an’ win!"
-Ghazghkull Thraka
"KILL! MAIM! BURN! KILL! MAIM! BURN!"
-Kharn the Betrayer
"Well that was unexpected..."
-Last words of Chaos Warmaster Varan the Undefeatable
"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty!"
-Inquisitor Lord Fyodor Karamazov |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/29 23:36:57
Subject: Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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There's a wink there for a reason, Deathbot.
 =I don't want to take the time to write, "This is a joke".
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Check out my blog at:http://ironchaosbrute.blogspot.com.
Vivano crudelis exitus.
Da Boss wrote:No no, Richard Dawkins arresting the Pope is inherently hilarious. It could only be funnier if when it happens, His Holiness exclaims "Rats, it's the Fuzz! Let's cheese it!" and a high speed Popemobile chase ensues. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/30 08:12:11
Subject: Does praying to gork and mork help in my futile campains against the space marine infestation?
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Bounding Assault Marine
In the deepest reaches of Valhalla
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Iron_Chaos_Brute wrote:There's a wink there for a reason, Deathbot.
 =I don't want to take the time to write, "This is a joke".
Welcome to the internet. Take time to write what you actually mean, otherwise there will be misunderstandings like this.
Now let's drop this and help this Gorker/Morker kick some MEQ!
//Edge
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