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I smell like watermelon soap!

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Glendale, AZ

LOL

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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

<_>'

After brekkies?
Bacon and Eggs.

After School?
Whatever school smells like.

In the afternoon?
Salt and burning flesh. (sunburn)

In the evening?
Soap.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





Buzzard's Knob

Chinese food, whether I've had any or not.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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Rampaging Furioso Blood Angel Dreadnought





SC, USA

I smell like "Ship". This is a combination of sea water, burnt metal, ground metal, burnt paint, MEK, hydraulic oil, sweat, and various other proprietary ingredients.
   
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warpcrafter wrote:Chinese food, whether I've had any or not.


Why? do you work in a kitchen?

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Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

People smell like people, everyone has a unique scent that normally cannot be compared to any other smell.
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Omadon's Realm

I smell of gin and cheap whores.


But I wear Boss by Hugo Boss as aftershave and use fish's 'soho scent 2' shower gel and deodorant if I'm going out and about town.

i just use lynx africa and Original Source pure lime shower gel for work days.



 
   
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SC, USA

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Omadon's Realm

grizgrin wrote:MEan Green, the next 5 repetitions of my avatar are dedicated to you for that post


Bless you Griz, just for that, here's a little clip of me at my favourite restaurant. I helped a couple who needed to get in, cos I'm a sporting sort really what!

Pip Pip!





 
   
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Moustache-twirling Princeps





About to eat your Avatar...

Whatever I can get my tentacles on...



I am here to eat your fridge... and take your women, then destroy your planet... MUWAHAAAHAAAHAAAAA!!!



 
   
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Executing Exarch






Dallas, TX

I smell like pure awesome....
I bet Frazzled smells like prunes soaked in formaldehyde....

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Moustache-twirling Princeps





About to eat your Avatar...

JEB_Stuart wrote:I smell like pure awesome....


I'm made of pure awesome... not a feat many can fell down the stairs... dammit, this is becoming an escalator... crap.



You see... by my logic, I can actually be the one standing still... I am truly made of win.


 
   
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Indiana

I wear Tom Ford for men on most days, but when I get bored of that I'll switch to Cordovan by Banana Republic.

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Member of the Malleus





Vahalla

At the moment? Shower.

20 minutes ago? Restaurant.

Always? Seeeeeexy...


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Slaanesh Veteran Marine with Tentacles





Sheffield. England

me?

like that guy in every womens dream ;D

 
   
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Moustache-twirling Princeps





About to eat your Avatar...

Are you talking about the one with the chocolate or the bacon? Like nightmares they must be, while I can eat all the chocolate I want... bacon covered chocolate, mmmmm.

Wait... are you telling me I get fat too? I think their may be a problem with that logic... but... wait a second while I eat this cheeseburger covered cake to find out.


 
   
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Biloxi, MS USA

I smell like Irish Spring and apparently "cuddlability".

Whatever that means.

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I smell of Warhammer Nerd

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Somewhere in south-central England.

I just got back from a bike ride so I smell of sweat, but it's a manly, honest sweat.

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

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Moustache-twirling Princeps





About to eat your Avatar...

Gwar! wrote:I smell of Warhammer Nerd




Kilkrazy wrote:I just got back from a bike ride so I smell of sweat, but it's a manly, honest sweat.







Rock... the feth on!!!


 
   
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

I smell like.

Teenage angst and a hint of Pheromone.

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
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Sheffield, UK

Currently? Wine.

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Moustache-twirling Princeps





About to eat your Avatar...

Is it good wine? And do you have cheese? If you have cheese, what kind, and are you eating crackers with it.

What kind of crackers would said cheese be being eaten upon?


 
   
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Wrexasaur wrote:Is it good wine? And do you have cheese? If you have cheese, what kind, and are you eating crackers with it.

What kind of crackers would said cheese be being eaten upon?

Would MD 20/20 and Kraft singles on Ritz sufice?


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Revving Ravenwing Biker






Crouching in a chair, drinking tea.

right now.. ferret. (I'm at someones house)
5 min. ago... a teen without deodorant.

*Blank stare* 
   
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I smell like a fire pit. Been burning some boxes and brush.

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Omadon's Realm

FITZZ wrote:
Would MD 20/20 and Kraft singles on Ritz sufice?


You drink MD 2020 for fun? Jebus I used to drink that and thunderbird to get wrecked when I was a kid. I don't think I've drunk that since I was 16.



 
   
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Storm Trooper with Maglight





York or London, UK

Currently I smell like where I work. So beer, and various spirits.

To quote the Channel 4 show, Peep Show: "I'm cancelling out of shame, like my subscription to White Dwarf"

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