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2009/09/20 17:18:33
Subject: Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
The ruins of the Palace of Thorns
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Seriously. I ate 6 beetroots about 3 hours ago. An hour ago my piss was dark orange, now it looks like Blood Angel wee-wee!!
If I ever saw that colour when I did not have a reason, I'd die of shock and fear...
Never even seen beetroot have that much effect though!
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2009/09/20 17:22:38
Subject: Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Stabbin' Skarboy
Galactics Comics and Games, Georgia, USA
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It's not the beetroot. Congrats on slowly turning to Nurgle tho.
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2009/09/20 17:23:20
Subject: Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Might I suggest calling NHS Direct....just in case?
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2009/09/20 17:23:26
Subject: Re:Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
About to eat your Avatar...
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I got kicked once playing soccer, and pissed blood... but that a story for another day  ... a truly shocking day...
I have never eaten enough beets to actually pee red.. but I would be willing to try  .
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2009/09/20 17:24:39
Subject: Re:Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Video or it never happened.
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2009/09/20 17:34:00
Subject: Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Plastictrees
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I just spat coke all over my laptop screen.....Thanks alot.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2009/09/20 18:46:02
Subject: Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Fifty wrote:If I ever saw that colour when I did not have a reason, I'd die of shock and fear...
same, I never had my piss change colour.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/09/20 20:31:11
Subject: Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Enigmatic Sorcerer of Chaos
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Guess what happens if you eat enough spinach.
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2009/09/20 20:41:42
Subject: Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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Khornholio wrote:Guess what happens if you eat enough spinach.
You become Popeye and require speech therapy?
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2009/09/20 20:44:30
Subject: Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Fifty wrote:Seriously. I ate 6 beetroots about 3 hours ago. An hour ago my piss was dark orange, now it looks like Blood Angel wee-wee!!
If I ever saw that colour when I did not have a reason, I'd die of shock and fear...
Never even seen beetroot have that much effect though!
You might want to get your kidney checked then.
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2009/09/20 20:46:29
Subject: Re:Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Well you say it is because of the beetroot, are you sure it has nothing to do with that girl you met........ 
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2009/09/20 21:01:25
Subject: Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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[SWAP SHOP MOD]
Killer Klaivex
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See if it's the same colour tomorrow. If so, a visit to the local GP will be in order.
Unless you play Khorne. What do you think all the World Eaters scream whilst taking a leak?
'BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!'
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2009/09/20 21:21:03
Subject: Re:Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
The ruins of the Palace of Thorns
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Good news everyone!
My wee is back to a fiery orange colour.
By tomorrow I reckon it will be pale yellow again.
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2009/09/20 21:22:43
Subject: Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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I'd take MDG's advice and ring NHS direct. I think your piss changing colour may be a little serious, or it could be the beetroot, wouldn't want to take the chance myself.
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2009/09/20 21:24:31
Subject: Re:Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
Gloucester
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Fifty wrote:Good news everyone!
My wee is back to a fiery orange colour.
By tomorrow I reckon it will be pale yellow again.
Why does this remind me of Professor Farnsworth? 
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2009/09/20 21:29:47
Subject: Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
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This happened to me more than once, after eating beats. Pickled beats, to be precise. Not sure if this is possible or not though.
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2009/09/20 21:37:08
Subject: Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Fifty wrote:Seriously. I ate 6 beetroots about 3 hours ago. An hour ago my piss was dark orange, now it looks like Blood Angel wee-wee!!
If I ever saw that colour when I did not have a reason, I'd die of shock and fear...
Never even seen beetroot have that much effect though!
Get to the nearest public toilet.
Wait for another guy to go in.
Go in and use the urinal next to him.
Begin screaming "THE DEVIL IS IN MY JUNK!"
Watch the hilarity ensue.
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Your side is always the "will of the people" the other side is always fundamentalist, extremist, hatemongers, racists, anti- semitic nazies with questionable education and more questionable hygiene. American politics 101.
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2009/09/20 22:08:57
Subject: Re:Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
The ruins of the Palace of Thorns
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^^ Such a good plan for the gents in a busy dance club with lots of guys on pills next to me one night... 
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2009/09/20 22:15:56
Subject: Re:Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Crafty Bray Shaman
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When I drink 3 energy drinks or more in 1 day my wee is neon yellow (from the vitamin-B my friend tells me).
Damn, I might try this.
How'd you prepare the beets?
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Jean-luke Pee-card, of thee YOU ES ES Enter-prize
Make it so!
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2009/09/20 23:23:33
Subject: Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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I've drank 4+ red bulls and nothings happened to me.
IIRC...
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/09/21 00:55:30
Subject: Re:Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Sslimey Sslyth
Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.
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Too much Nuka Cola Quantum makes your piss glow in the dark.
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2009/09/21 01:04:16
Subject: Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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I take a multivitamin. Due to the effects on my piss, I no longer drink Mountain Dew.
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Humans were put on this earth to fart around, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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2009/09/21 07:10:13
Subject: Re:Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
The ruins of the Palace of Thorns
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VermGho5t wrote:When I drink 3 energy drinks or more in 1 day my wee is neon yellow (from the vitamin-B my friend tells me).
Damn, I might try this.
How'd you prepare the beets?
Just bought 'em and ate 'em.
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2009/09/21 07:55:27
Subject: Re:Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Slippery Scout Biker
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Just go to Otara (pretty much total gangland) in NZ, and someone will eventually smash you in the stomach with a crowbar...  Especially wen you have lived there for 3 years... BAD TIMES... Then Blood Come out where it sholdn't!!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/09/21 07:56:11
"...More Space Marines that you can poke a stick at..."
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then the Prophet spake:"Frak this, i'm going home."
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2009/09/21 13:49:58
Subject: Re:Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Stabbin' Skarboy
Galactics Comics and Games, Georgia, USA
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JubJubMarine wrote:Just go to Otara (pretty much total gangland) in NZ, and someone will eventually smash you in the stomach with a crowbar...
Especially wen you have lived there for 3 years...
BAD TIMES...
Then Blood Come out where it sholdn't!!!
Cool. Blood coming out of your nipples? Kick ass! lol/jk
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2009/09/21 13:56:42
Subject: Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Your glomerulus, it is failing!
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2009/09/21 14:17:56
Subject: Re:Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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I pissed red once, it happened when I got a knee to the abdomen from someone sleeping besides me, thinking she was in a karate movie or something.
The added wrench of the knife that she sang "Why does it hurt when I pee" the entire day upon seeing it didn't help much either.
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2009/09/21 20:44:55
Subject: Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Mine used to turn blue because I really liked the blue hawaiian punch.
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2009/09/21 20:47:23
Subject: Re:Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
The ruins of the Palace of Thorns
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Back to yellow!
Whew!
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2009/12/13 20:03:32
Subject: Holy crap, my piss is RED!!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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That's still not good enough, if you're drinking enough water and not holding it in all day, it should be clear.
I demand updates!
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