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How would you feel if your child became a terrorist and then stuck a bomb up his butt and exploded?
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
Orkeosaurus wrote:You shouldn't laugh at people's deaths.
How would you feel if your child became a terrorist and then stuck a bomb up his butt and exploded?
I would be... seriously freaking confused as to what possessed them to take such drastic measures. I mean, you do have different orifices you know... just saying.
And the space version... ASSBLASTER 5000.
Why would an alien be so interested in your butt? Is it a goldmine for information? How could probes be so ridiculously popular among aliens?
Why is that so important to the story anyway? I understand it is traumatizing, but being anally probed by aliens, is not something I would run around spouting off about. Being probed by bigfoot would be no less intrusive to my personal well being, and the loch-ness monster? Phew... thank god I skipped that one.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
I dont see whats so funny, these people are turning themselves into human frag grenades, what kind of damage can shards of bone do to your soft fleshy body?
How effective could that possibly be? How in the freaking hell is this anywhere near as scary as a person strapped with huge amounts of explosives, with plans to run into heavily populated areas and blow themselves up? This is chickengak scare tactics, these cats are superbly desperate to be heard in a world that could give a damn what they have to say; and most likely for good reason.
Scary things do not include a moron with C4 up his butt for me. Just as a motorcyclist is bound to hurt only themselves ultimately, this follows the same suit. After all, the saying goes something like this... "When you stick explosives up your butt, no one needs to listen to you anymore".
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i'd be quite worried about people hiding other things up their asses. honestly, if you cannot detect parts hidden up the ass, you just need a cell of like 6 terrorists, they break a handgun down into several parts, and re-assemble them on an airplane in the bathroom to hijack the plane...
I decree it is now mandatory for everyone to wear motion sensitive buttplugs on airplanes. if anyone removes ANYTHING from their anus, the government should be the first to know.
I knew that it was a bad idea to send a goatse link to Osama. It really shows what you can fit in there.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
There are many things scarier than a guy sodomising himself with dynamite.
Like a drop bear. Frightening.
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Yea yea "wrong" or not I'm going to LOL. I thought this was something from The Onion at first but can't say that I'm too surprised since I've known people who smuggled illegal substance up the pooper.
Medically, yes, your butt IS a goldmine of information.
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You have to think about how the bomb is detonated.
You cant get into a high level meeting and say 'Sorry one moment effendi, I must quickly adjust my hemorrhoids now.'
Anyone with wires out of his arse is as easy to spot as if he wore a suicide vest, if there is another trigger what was it.
You also get a small payload and a heavily insulated blast.
Now a prosthetic limb, that would make a good bomb.
n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion.
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
Come on, you mean an Arsearsein, at least try to be British.
n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion.
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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Well, you'll get haggis out of the explosion either way.
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
BlueGiant wrote:The worse thing is I can already see the applications of this sort of thing to porno.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
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