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2009/09/30 20:04:53
Subject: Rotten Tomatoes releases their Worst 100 of the last Decade
Notable selctections: I felt the work of Uwe Bol needed to breach the Top 20, but oh well.
There was a few movies on the list that I enjoyed. Those were few and far between of course. These include, Envy (74) - It's not the greatest movie, but good for few laughs. I think if somebody other than Stiller was cast the movie would have worked better...
Ok nevermind that was the only movie that I saw on the list that didn't make me cringe.
"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms
2009/09/30 20:17:18
Subject: Re:Rotten Tomatoes releases their Worst 100 of the last Decade
Dungeon Siege: In The Name of the King should be higher-ranked. I had to break up watching it into 3 sittings over a week or two, it was so painful.
It's clear the actors involved starred in it just for laughs, the list of big names (past and present) is just ridiculous.
Surprised Redline was in the Top 10, but I like watching fast exotic cars go fast. That doesn't make it a "good" movie, but worse than Battlefield: Earth? That's hard to swallow.
barlio wrote:I actually "watched" House of the Dead. It took me 2 years and 5 viewings. I couldn't watch more than 30minutes at a time.
You did better than me,I turned it off half way through and I LOVE zombie films,hell I'll even watch those "return of the living dead"sequals that are on scifi all the time.
I'm actualy suprised it (along with Battlefield Earth) didn't rank higher (lower) on the worst list.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2009/09/30 21:51:08
Subject: Rotten Tomatoes releases their Worst 100 of the last Decade
Noble713 wrote:Dungeon Siege: In The Name of the King should be higher-ranked. I had to break up watching it into 3 sittings over a week or two, it was so painful.
It's clear the actors involved starred in it just for laughs, the list of big names (past and present) is just ridiculous.
I couldn't make it through this movie. Do I recall correctly that gator mclusky a.k.a. Burt reynolds was in this?
GG
2009/09/30 22:19:18
Subject: Rotten Tomatoes releases their Worst 100 of the last Decade
I am amazed that that steaming peanut studded turd "Year One" is not on that list. I turned that movie off after 5 minutes. Tried to watch it again, but insisted my wife gave it back to whoever it was who loaned it to her. I left punching in the face as "Thanks" as an open option for her.
Master of Disguise was the most painful movie I ever saw. I'm glad it was low on the list.
2009/09/30 22:26:25
Subject: Rotten Tomatoes releases their Worst 100 of the last Decade
The Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinnian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion
Ecks Vs Sever was directed by Kaos. I think that kind of says it all. (yet it wasn't bad enough to prevent Greg Land from tracing from the movie poster.)
2 - The hobbiest - The guy who likes the minis for what they are, loves playing with painted armies, using offical mini's in a friendly setting. Wants to play on boards with good terrain.
Devlin Mud is cheating.
More people have more rights now. Suck it.- Polonius
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2009/09/30 22:47:33
Subject: Rotten Tomatoes releases their Worst 100 of the last Decade
The Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinnian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion
frgsinwntr wrote:why is Krull not on this list....
I tried to watch Krull once. About halfway through, I tried to swallow my tongue to end the pain.
2 - The hobbiest - The guy who likes the minis for what they are, loves playing with painted armies, using offical mini's in a friendly setting. Wants to play on boards with good terrain.
Devlin Mud is cheating.
More people have more rights now. Suck it.- Polonius
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2009/09/30 23:04:14
Subject: Rotten Tomatoes releases their Worst 100 of the last Decade
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2009/09/30 23:25:36
Subject: Rotten Tomatoes releases their Worst 100 of the last Decade
Good to see Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, and Meet the Spartans made the list, as they are truly the worse comedy movies I've ever had the misfortune to watch. This is what we're expected to find funny? What happened to the good old days of Monty Python and Mel Brooks?
I blame MTV.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
2009/09/30 23:47:29
Subject: Rotten Tomatoes releases their Worst 100 of the last Decade
Garret is the consumer that these god-awful parodies are designed for apparently.
After seeing the preview of Meet the Spartans... I puked, farted, and cried blood at the same time. Same with Scary Movie 2+.... or 3+, I dunno, none of them were actually that funny.
There are plenty of bad movies that people like... and in all honesty, only God knows why...
And if I am not mistake the last good thing that Chris Kattan made was... WHAT IS LOVE? BABY DON'T HURT ME... DON'T HURT ME... No more...
YES!!! YES!!! ROCK OUT!!! ROCK OUT!!! YEEEEESSSSS!!!
Oh... and Jim Carrey wins a cookie for this scene... yes a cookie, infused with awesomeness. That role was made for him .
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2009/10/01 00:10:40
Subject: Rotten Tomatoes releases their Worst 100 of the last Decade
garret wrote:Dud corky ramano that movie was great.
and delta farce was to im never trusting rotten tomato.
and all those parody movies were great aswell
I really hoped that nobody would ever find the 'X Movie' series funny at all. Not everyone has good taste, I see. Honestly, I wish we had more satirical and intelligent movies, but it seems that toilet humour, raunchy jokes, and swearing is the norm for American comedies.
Maybe I'm just being too British. Curse my love of well-crafted satire and wit.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
2009/10/01 00:33:02
Subject: Re:Rotten Tomatoes releases their Worst 100 of the last Decade
frgsinwntr wrote:why is Krull not on this list....
Because Krull wasn't released in this decade...it was released in the 80's.
And if you're not old enough to apprciate it, you won't like it.
To me it's a classic because I grew up watching it.
dogma wrote:Is there any Chaos God who goes un-worshiped in Brazil?
Probably Nurgle, Africa has the lock on that.
metallifan wrote:
The Dark Eldar are, by fluff, sex-addicted, space-cocaine snorting, cross-dressing, slave-taking, soul stealing space pirates. They should fit the bill. No one is forcing you to buy minis with man-thongs.
Sharpasaspoon wrote:Rome, Greece and GW.... The Greeks invented Sex, the Romans thought about having it with women, then GW decided to screw us.
I use Zap Brannigan's art of war and try to jam enough wreckage in their main cannon so it won't work.
2009/10/01 04:28:45
Subject: Rotten Tomatoes releases their Worst 100 of the last Decade
garret wrote:so just because i have different sense of humor means i have bad tastes? y'know cheese you could do good in my sociolgy class
I wouldn't say bad taste,it's just what you enjoy.
I myself have shelves filled with awful B movie horror and sci fi that I love,and most of my friends roll their eyes at,enjoy what you enjoy,and rest assuard some one will always critizize you for it.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
2009/10/01 07:14:10
Subject: Re:Rotten Tomatoes releases their Worst 100 of the last Decade
generalgrog wrote:Am I the only one that actually liked battlefield earth.
Nope. I like it alot.
Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.
2009/10/01 08:00:56
Subject: Rotten Tomatoes releases their Worst 100 of the last Decade
I still hold that the turkish star wars is the worst movie ever made
H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, location
MagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
2009/10/01 12:27:38
Subject: Re:Rotten Tomatoes releases their Worst 100 of the last Decade
I thought I'd find one I disagreed with but...nope those are pretty bad. I'd put Cold Mountain and the Spirit in there too though. I am sure I can think of about 50 others.
Tales of the YaYa Sisterhood.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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2009/10/01 14:32:42
Subject: Rotten Tomatoes releases their Worst 100 of the last Decade
The ___ Movie series were made for a public that would swallow the audio file of a fart and laughn and have a naughty giggle whenever "penis" was said. Implied when they were "Being subtle".
Comedy
Crap
Comedy
Crap
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2009/10/01 16:43:59
Subject: Rotten Tomatoes releases their Worst 100 of the last Decade
Did I miss Van Helsing on the list? There are some truly putrid movies on that list, but Van Helsing should be ranked ahead of most.
It's kinda funny that Whiteout was the first movie it opens up to. I was just telling someone the other day that Kate Beckinsale apparently never learned that she can say "no" to scripts...
2000, Empire 2000
3250, 
5750, 
4860
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1200 
-to many points to bother to count.
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