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2009/10/08 22:23:37
Subject: Poker Face!
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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Is it possible to win a game of poker against a group of necrons?
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"Innocence Proves Nothing... Except That You've Done Nothing Wrong"
Welcome to the Daemonhunters, the ranks of the exalted Ordo Malleus and their cannon fod....er, I mean, loyal allies. Remember...the only ones who need fear the righteous might of the Ordo Malleus are the Daemonic.
quote: Dashofpepper: ...sad rivulet of demon prince tears. He ponders for a moment, then lashes the demon hunters into him. He assaults them, kills a terminator or two....and then demon hunters being demon hunters....they proceed to wtfpwn him. Second player leaves the table... |
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2009/10/08 22:25:24
Subject: Poker Face!
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Grovelin' Grot
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No! LOL
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2009/10/08 22:29:56
Subject: Poker Face!
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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I bet a servitor could have a good try since his/her emotions will have been removed !
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"Innocence Proves Nothing... Except That You've Done Nothing Wrong"
Welcome to the Daemonhunters, the ranks of the exalted Ordo Malleus and their cannon fod....er, I mean, loyal allies. Remember...the only ones who need fear the righteous might of the Ordo Malleus are the Daemonic.
quote: Dashofpepper: ...sad rivulet of demon prince tears. He ponders for a moment, then lashes the demon hunters into him. He assaults them, kills a terminator or two....and then demon hunters being demon hunters....they proceed to wtfpwn him. Second player leaves the table... |
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2009/10/08 22:32:25
Subject: Poker Face!
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Grovelin' Grot
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Bet those uber emotional Chaos Marines would lose....
"I have a royal flush! Khorne blood frenzy! Blood! Blood! Blood!"
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2009/10/08 22:35:15
Subject: Poker Face!
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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I think an ork would be the worst, soon as he got a bad hand he would beat up the guy opposite him and take the other guys cards 
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"Innocence Proves Nothing... Except That You've Done Nothing Wrong"
Welcome to the Daemonhunters, the ranks of the exalted Ordo Malleus and their cannon fod....er, I mean, loyal allies. Remember...the only ones who need fear the righteous might of the Ordo Malleus are the Daemonic.
quote: Dashofpepper: ...sad rivulet of demon prince tears. He ponders for a moment, then lashes the demon hunters into him. He assaults them, kills a terminator or two....and then demon hunters being demon hunters....they proceed to wtfpwn him. Second player leaves the table... |
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2009/10/08 22:36:43
Subject: Poker Face!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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But can the necron read the emotion of his/her/its opponent?
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2009/10/08 22:37:21
Subject: Poker Face!
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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Squig_herder wrote:But can the necron read the emotion of his/her/its opponent?
Good point
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"Innocence Proves Nothing... Except That You've Done Nothing Wrong"
Welcome to the Daemonhunters, the ranks of the exalted Ordo Malleus and their cannon fod....er, I mean, loyal allies. Remember...the only ones who need fear the righteous might of the Ordo Malleus are the Daemonic.
quote: Dashofpepper: ...sad rivulet of demon prince tears. He ponders for a moment, then lashes the demon hunters into him. He assaults them, kills a terminator or two....and then demon hunters being demon hunters....they proceed to wtfpwn him. Second player leaves the table... |
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2009/10/09 01:40:07
Subject: Poker Face!
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Necrons would be awful at poker. They have no capacity to understand your emotions and they are incapable of creativity.
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1850pts Imperial Guard
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2009/10/09 22:49:58
Subject: Poker Face!
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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But becasue they are machines cant they calculate what cards each player holds over the course of the gane and use advanced logic to win?
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"Innocence Proves Nothing... Except That You've Done Nothing Wrong"
Welcome to the Daemonhunters, the ranks of the exalted Ordo Malleus and their cannon fod....er, I mean, loyal allies. Remember...the only ones who need fear the righteous might of the Ordo Malleus are the Daemonic.
quote: Dashofpepper: ...sad rivulet of demon prince tears. He ponders for a moment, then lashes the demon hunters into him. He assaults them, kills a terminator or two....and then demon hunters being demon hunters....they proceed to wtfpwn him. Second player leaves the table... |
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2009/10/09 22:59:36
Subject: Poker Face!
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
Pat that askala, O-H-I hate this stupid state
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Hehehehe... the subject is poker face(poke her face). Sorry childish i know but necrons would be great card counters. As for reading emotion as long as they have the opponent is able to show emotion then yeah. Got another question what would happen if two necrons played each other?
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2009/10/09 23:04:04
Subject: Poker Face!
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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If two necrons played each other I recon that they would be so good at card counting they would always know when to fold and the game would never end. I dont think either necron would ever lose, neither would back down either since they dont need to eat, sleep, die ect. A never ending game
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"Innocence Proves Nothing... Except That You've Done Nothing Wrong"
Welcome to the Daemonhunters, the ranks of the exalted Ordo Malleus and their cannon fod....er, I mean, loyal allies. Remember...the only ones who need fear the righteous might of the Ordo Malleus are the Daemonic.
quote: Dashofpepper: ...sad rivulet of demon prince tears. He ponders for a moment, then lashes the demon hunters into him. He assaults them, kills a terminator or two....and then demon hunters being demon hunters....they proceed to wtfpwn him. Second player leaves the table... |
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2009/10/09 23:46:24
Subject: Re:Poker Face!
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Devastating Dark Reaper
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ammmm... why would a necron play poker... i always thought that the tomb world was just rows and rows of nonactive necron warriors...
[i]The tomb raider walks through the tomb worlds two massive gates... he knows he probably wont survive this... but if his theories are right then most of these necrons should not be moving, they should be deactivated... as he enters the main hall he notices... what is that... is that poker??? necrons playing poker... how is that possible??? one necron walks up to him and says "damn... now our cover is broken... sorry man for scaring your entire race with our calm death dealing robotic ways... but that is not really what we are like... we love to play poker... it was the game of choice before we became necrons and is still the best game in the world, and these green rods... they are actually glow sticks... yeah..."
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2009/10/10 06:18:38
Subject: Poker Face!
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Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator
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Lol.
Necrons playing poker? I guess not.
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Former moderator 40kOnline
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2009/10/10 06:24:46
Subject: Poker Face!
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Better question, Tzeentch, Eldrad, The Deceiver and Creed.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/10/10 12:44:23
Subject: Poker Face!
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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person person wrote:Better question, Tzeentch, Eldrad, The Deceiver and Creed.
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Do you mean which one would win at poker?
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"Innocence Proves Nothing... Except That You've Done Nothing Wrong"
Welcome to the Daemonhunters, the ranks of the exalted Ordo Malleus and their cannon fod....er, I mean, loyal allies. Remember...the only ones who need fear the righteous might of the Ordo Malleus are the Daemonic.
quote: Dashofpepper: ...sad rivulet of demon prince tears. He ponders for a moment, then lashes the demon hunters into him. He assaults them, kills a terminator or two....and then demon hunters being demon hunters....they proceed to wtfpwn him. Second player leaves the table... |
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2009/10/11 07:16:16
Subject: Poker Face!
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Yes
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/10/11 09:37:27
Subject: Poker Face!
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Sinewy Scourge
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Necrons have X-ray vision, and therefore can see what cards you have.
It's in the codex, I swear
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2009/10/11 09:46:28
Subject: Poker Face!
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Creed would obviously win, as his Tactical Genius would allow him to infiltrate any card into his hand.
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Come to think of it, Creed's Tactical Genius would allow him to infiltrate a Warhound-pattern Battle Titan into his hand.
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2000pts Adeptus Mechanicus
1850pts Imperial Guard
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2009/10/11 15:23:56
Subject: Poker Face!
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/10/11 15:34:48
Subject: Re:Poker Face!
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Raging Rat Ogre
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Eldrad is such a dick though, he'd spill beer on all the cards, smoke the whole dooby to himself, eat all the chips, and end up accidentally playing 5 aces. Also Creed would be a bluff master, so I see him winning.
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2009/10/11 15:57:37
Subject: Re:Poker Face!
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Only if they forgot their weapons so they couldn't kill you.
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Even though the eldar are the most technologically advanced race in the universe, some how the still lose. |
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2009/10/11 16:32:03
Subject: Poker Face!
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Sinister Chaos Marine
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Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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Space_Potato wrote:Just Dave wrote:Simple Question Really, how do you think things would be different if Guilliman hadn't created the Codex Astartes?
Rape and pillage! Orks roaming the countryside, raping our churches and burning our women!
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2009/10/12 07:07:43
Subject: Poker Face!
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2010/01/07 11:05:18
Subject: Re:Poker Face!
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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mbalmes13 wrote:Only if they forgot their weapons so they couldn't kill you.
Arnt their weapons attached to them? I didnt think they could remove them!
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"Innocence Proves Nothing... Except That You've Done Nothing Wrong"
Welcome to the Daemonhunters, the ranks of the exalted Ordo Malleus and their cannon fod....er, I mean, loyal allies. Remember...the only ones who need fear the righteous might of the Ordo Malleus are the Daemonic.
quote: Dashofpepper: ...sad rivulet of demon prince tears. He ponders for a moment, then lashes the demon hunters into him. He assaults them, kills a terminator or two....and then demon hunters being demon hunters....they proceed to wtfpwn him. Second player leaves the table... |
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2010/01/07 12:28:48
Subject: Poker Face!
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Courageous Questing Knight
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Space marines are the best.
They're emotionless and embowed by honour.
They have helmets, so you can't see their faces.
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2010/01/07 12:53:35
Subject: Poker Face!
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Monarchy of TBD
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The Acolyte wrote:I think an ork would be the worst, soon as he got a bad hand he would beat up the guy opposite him and take the other guys cards
Conversely, the power of the Waaagh would make an Ork's hand as powerful as he believes it to be. If he thinks the 2 of hearts is the best, it is. After all, red ones go faster!
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
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2010/01/07 13:38:40
Subject: Poker Face!
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Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator
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Necrons don't play poker.
Orks are addicted poker players, but they are rather bad.
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Former moderator 40kOnline
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2010/01/07 17:38:22
Subject: Poker Face!
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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Eldar farseers would kick but. They would see what cards were going to be revealed before they were even dealt. And they could mind war your brain if they were about to lose.
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"Innocence Proves Nothing... Except That You've Done Nothing Wrong"
Welcome to the Daemonhunters, the ranks of the exalted Ordo Malleus and their cannon fod....er, I mean, loyal allies. Remember...the only ones who need fear the righteous might of the Ordo Malleus are the Daemonic.
quote: Dashofpepper: ...sad rivulet of demon prince tears. He ponders for a moment, then lashes the demon hunters into him. He assaults them, kills a terminator or two....and then demon hunters being demon hunters....they proceed to wtfpwn him. Second player leaves the table... |
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2010/01/07 17:51:55
Subject: Poker Face!
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[DCM]
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A nid would probably eat everthing.
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