a souloton to the eldars proploms

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**warboss spinetwizta**

Why don't the eldar just get thier groove thang on and make babies? Or have they descovered everything EXCEPET Sex

**SagesStone**

Because if they tried to mass-reproduce it would probably gain Slaneesh's attention and get their souls ripped out of them.

**Daba**

The Eldar do reproduce. There's nothing saying they don't, and there's evidence of population growth.

They're just too far behind the Imperium in raw numbers to catch up since the Fall.

**vodo40k**

I have always thought, why don't the eldar move to another galaxy in one way or another and start afresh. (this would be difficult as they cant use the warp, real space would take thousands of years and they can't extend the webway)

**Daba**

The next galaxy is really far away.

Travelling from one end to the other of the galaxy is a pretty long way, right?

Well the nearest galaxy is more than twenty times the distance away, at 2.5 million light years away.

Travelling that distance will take huge resources, and we don't know if Warp Travel will take us there.

If they can't use the warp, it's basically impossible as even travelling at the speed of light, it'll take 2.5 million years to get there.

**mbalmes13**

If the eldar reproduced and came back they would dominate everyone.

**Owain**

It's in the way they've evolved; they reproduce, just VERY slowly.

**Platuan4th**

Owain wrote:It's in the way they've evolved; they reproduce, just VERY slowly.

They also poop crystals because their bodies are that efficient.

**KingCracker**

warboss spinetwizta wrote:Why don't the eldar just get thier groove thang on and make babies? Or have they descovered everything EXCEPET Sex

I think they are scared that one of the babies might spell as horrendously as you do! *ZING!*

They live secret lives man. Most people dont even know where the craftworlds are located. They are getting it on, very secretively tho. They dont want ol tits-N-balls to come and eat their immortal souls now do they?

**I-bounty-hunt-the-elderly**

Sometimes my body gets that efficient, when I haven't had enough fiber recently. Mmmmm, fiber.

**Just Dave**

KingCracker wrote:
warboss spinetwizta wrote:Why don't the eldar just get thier groove thang on and make babies? Or have they descovered everything EXCEPET Sex

I think they are scared that one of the babies might spell as horrendously as you do! *ZING!*

damnit and there I was hoping to be the 1st to say something about the horribly bad spelling, not sure I would have done it quite that well though! Well played King Cracker!

Surely the fighting/wars and therefore death counteracts any gains made by vast amounts of humping...

**willydstyle**

I bet KingCracker checked that post 4 times for spelling errors before he posted.