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I got told I have the eyes of a killer. WTF?

WHat would possess someone to say that to another person's face? ANd at that, maybe I am and that would be the cataclyst for my killing spree douche.

I have absolutely no idea. I'm imagining that it is one those kids who are socially awkward?

For me, I've just been told that I have "really pretty eyes" by this hot girl who stared into them. Was kinda awkward but at the same time it wasn't.

Do you think this person has really seen the eyes of a killer?

They're just stereotyping your eyes based on images in the media, trust me.

Orkeosaurus has the eyes of a genestealer.

What did your eyes say after the person said that to you though?

People say a lot of things, and a lot of things they say.

You are either talking about this expression...



Or this one...



They both mean the same thing really... I. AM. BUSY. RIGHT. NOW.

Maybe they were trolling you, trying to get a rise out of you so you'd post it on the internet?

That, or you hunted down a murderer and scooped his eyes out, and they were complimenting you on a stylish accessory.

Anybody could be a killer. Most people, when they hear that their next-door neighbor is a serial killer are really surprised, becase they were so nice and quiet. Hey! Act like an obnoxious douche once in awhile and all the suspicion will vanish...

Orkestra wrote:Maybe they were trolling you, trying to get a rise out of you so you'd post it on the internet?

Impressive. Most impressive.

Wrexasaur wrote:What did your eyes say after the person said that to you though?

People say a lot of things, and a lot of things they say.

You are either talking about this expression...



Or this one...



They both mean the same thing really... I. AM. BUSY. RIGHT. NOW.

My eyes said

'WHat The feth, Bitch?


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Orkestra wrote:Maybe they were trolling you, trying to get a rise out of you so you'd post it on the internet?

That, or you hunted down a murderer and scooped his eyes out, and they were complimenting you on a stylish accessory.

I actaully am recodring the things kids inmy school say and putting them here for posterity.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:My eyes said

'WHat The feth, Bitch?

So at first you were like...



And then she said...



But then you were like?...



How do you feel now?

Orkeosaurus wrote:Do you think this person has really seen the eyes of a killer?

They're just stereotyping your eyes based on images in the media, trust me.

Ah! You beat me to it!

She doesn't know squat. Ignore her.

Say that you also have the Machete and Hockey mask of a killer.

gaks and giggles ensue

Jimi Nemesis wrote:Say that you also have the Machete and Hockey mask of a killer.

gaks and giggles ensue

Very nice.

Even better, just ask, "Is that why you're attracted to me?"

At the very least you'll never have to talk to her again. At the most, you might get a date. Lots of women are attracted to danger, as long as its not too dangerous.

Tell her you also sparkle in the sunlight

Even better, just ask, "Is that why you're attracted to me?"

At the very least you'll never have to talk to her again. At the most, you might get a date. Lots of women are attracted to danger, as long as its not too dangerous.

This wins the thread.

I think they meant you have a good death stare. If so, it's not necessarily a bad thing.

I was at a school camp, and some donkey-cave was going around grabbing random chicks asses, and he went up to one of my friends and at the last second looked over at me and fell over.

Orkestra wrote:

Even better, just ask, "Is that why you're attracted to me?"

At the very least you'll never have to talk to her again. At the most, you might get a date. Lots of women are attracted to danger, as long as its not too dangerous.

This wins the thread.

yeah she was proberbly hitting on you. We say some stupid gak to guys we like...it's a defect. I once heard myself tell a guy i was dieing to nail...(and by heard i mean i heard it come out of my mouth i didn't even have the chance to stop it) "you look like that gay guy with the sexy hair from that band"

Now what i was thinking was wow your hotter than that sexy guy in that band....instead i said you look like a gay man. go figure.

Jimi Nemesis wrote:Say that you also have the Machete and Hockey mask of a killer.

gaks and giggles ensue

outstanding... lol

Maybe they were trolling you, trying to get a rise out of you so you'd post it on the internet?

Who said it was a girl that said it to him?

Ok then maybe HE was hitting on you.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:
...My eyes said

'WHat The feth, Bitch?

Well I assumed "Bitch" meant girl/woman but I guess I could be mistaken. Go for it! Maybe he or she (or both) could rock your world!

Roze wrote:Ok then maybe HE was hitting on you.

Notoriously flirtacious those high elves...

The only comments I've had about my eyes [besides from my wife], was a very nice black chick I used to work with. She told me that she wanted to have kids with me so they could get my eyes.

That was very awkward but then I busted out laughing. She was cool about it too. She slapped me playfully and we went back to work.

I miss working there.

a couple fo people have said my eyes always look like im thinking bad thoughts. I dont know what they mean by bad thoughts...chances are i am though so....

Was it a Bitch Girl or a Bitch boy? and maybe you should use it to your advantage? If she/he isnt worth a crack at then next time she speaks to you tell her She's "top of the list" wink and walk away. If she really thinks you have the eyes of a killer you could have hours of fun tormenting him/her.

Roze wrote:...you could have hours of fun tormenting him/her.

But then wouldn't you be something worse?

Jimi Nemesis wrote:Say that you also have the Machete and Hockey mask of a killer.

gaks and giggles ensue

Excellent.

remember boys and girls:

If she says you got eyes of a killer, then tell her that she's your next target.

I just let it slide and said (in a demonic voice)

"Belzebub(spelling?) thanks you for your complimnet, wench."


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Roze wrote:

Orkestra wrote:

Even better, just ask, "Is that why you're attracted to me?"

At the very least you'll never have to talk to her again. At the most, you might get a date. Lots of women are attracted to danger, as long as its not too dangerous.

This wins the thread.

yeah she was proberbly hitting on you. We say some stupid gak to guys we like...it's a defect. I once heard myself tell a guy i was dieing to nail...(and by heard i mean i heard it come out of my mouth i didn't even have the chance to stop it) "you look like that gay guy with the sexy hair from that band"

Now what i was thinking was wow your hotter than that sexy guy in that band....instead i said you look like a gay man. go figure.

DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Had I known this I would totally try to get a date with her, she was kinda hot. But then again I do remember people spreading rumors that day that I kill small animals and sacriface them to Satan...

Try being told several times daily that you have beautiful hair. At first it's kinda cool, then it just gets old.

Though it is beautiful. Long, shiny, healthy and with natural ringlets towards the end.

They always want to know what I condition it with. And I don't. Wash it twice a week with Head and Shoulders, and leave it to nature.

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Try being told several times daily that you have beautiful hair. At first it's kinda cool, then it just gets old.

Though it is beautiful. Long, shiny, healthy and with natural ringlets towards the end.

They always want to know what I condition it with. And I don't. Wash it twice a week with Head and Shoulders, and leave it to nature.

I tell my buddy that all the time, because it annoys him. Maybe their trying to get a rise outta you?