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2009/10/22 06:49:43
Subject: does it count as a neckbeard?
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Quick question... suppose I just stop shaving... alltogether. does that automatically make me a "neckbeard" nerd sterotype? I'm a bit on the bigger side (read: fat)... if so, i'll shave the fether off now. I didn't know... I swear to god, I didn't know!!!!
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2009/10/22 06:52:19
Subject: does it count as a neckbeard?
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Well, by no means should you ever shave your face but not your neck. Ever.
That's the worst, and if you avoid doing that you probably won't look too awful.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/10/22 07:03:47
Subject: does it count as a neckbeard?
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Andy Hoare
Midwest Hell
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Neckbeards also don't bathe very often so I'd say no.
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DA:70+S+GMB++I++Pw40K07#+D+A+/mWD288R+TSDM+
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2009/10/22 07:33:26
Subject: does it count as a neckbeard?
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Stabbin' Skarboy
San Francisco Bay Area, CA
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Sinister Brain wrote:Neckbeards also don't bathe very often so I'd say no.
HEY!!! I bathe everyday! I am the very embodiment of a fa/tg/uy neck beard. Except my wife made me shave mah glorious neckbeard last week...
It was so full and soft... Now it is back to just a goatee, mustache and sideburns.
<--Like in my avatar
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I am a damaged individual screaming random obscenities into the internet, sorry if I upset you.
"Dig what you dig. Don't take any fool's madness, just dig what you dig."
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2009/10/22 08:54:32
Subject: Re:does it count as a neckbeard?
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
About to eat your Avatar...
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The men... that know no fear... the men... who can knock out elephants with little more than a glance... the men, the myth... the neckbeards...
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2009/10/22 08:56:17
Subject: does it count as a neckbeard?
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2009/10/22 08:57:30
Subject: does it count as a neckbeard?
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
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Only the neckbeard knows... only the neckbeard...
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2009/10/22 09:02:56
Subject: Re:does it count as a neckbeard?
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2009/10/22 09:06:01
Subject: Re:does it count as a neckbeard?
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
About to eat your Avatar...
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The only known counter to the neckbeard... the phantom pimp hand...  dogmas link wrote:Neckbeards are unstable and frightening creatures. They often exist in a delusional world apart from the reality we live in and are completely ignorant of our social norms and queues. They can be completely incapable of reading signals of displeasure, fear, affection or annoyance from regular human beings. This can lead to bizarre and unexpected actions and reactions from the Neckbeard which, at the very least, create awkward social situations and, in more extreme examples, lead to violence.
How much does the truth hurt? Nothing can hurt the neckbeard... only the neckbeard can hurt itself, and pimp hands too, they manage the job pretty well.
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2009/10/22 14:56:45
Subject: Re:does it count as a neckbeard?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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2009/10/22 16:06:37
Subject: does it count as a neckbeard?
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Fixture of Dakka
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If you have to ask, then the answer is yes. Stop being lazy and shave your neck.
You can still have a beard and have a clean neck. This simple step actually makes your beard look better, because by shaving your neck, you show the world that you're not a lazy slob, but a guy who wants a beard.
Women pick up on that sort of thing, you know. Shaved neck = decent guy with a beard. Unshaved neck = lazy slob who can't be bothered with simple personal upkeep.
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2009/10/22 16:32:54
Subject: Re:does it count as a neckbeard?
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Im anal about clean teeth.
Teeth and anus do not mix, hombre. 
I'm off work ill, so I am rocking a BIT of a neck-beard - I look like a fething heroin-addict!
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I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2009/10/22 16:38:17
Subject: does it count as a neckbeard?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Shave your face your bum!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/10/22 16:41:21
Subject: does it count as a neckbeard?
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Which first, though? Face or Bum?
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2009/10/22 16:53:58
Subject: does it count as a neckbeard?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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If you need to ask...
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/10/22 17:06:32
Subject: does it count as a neckbeard?
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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I guess it doesn't matter, as long as you use different razors.... 
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2009/10/29 09:11:09
Subject: does it count as a neckbeard?
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Lose it.
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Aurora SMs in 5th Ed (18 wins, 3 draws, 13 losses)
1st in Lords of Terra Open (Sydney) 2012
Aurora SMs in 6th Ed (3 wins, 0 draws, 5 losses))
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2009/10/30 22:40:28
Subject: does it count as a neckbeard?
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Revving Ravenwing Biker
Crouching in a chair, drinking tea.
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neck beards are the crown of mtg, but lose the fething thing!!
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2009/10/31 09:02:55
Subject: Re:does it count as a neckbeard?
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Stabbin' Skarboy
San Francisco Bay Area, CA
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I dunno, I don't grow much facial hair on my cheeks, and I dislike shaving. I usually just let it grow for a month or two until Kitten makes me shave it off.
When I do, I shave everything but the goatee, mustache and sideburns. Right now they are pretty mighty. This gives a nice framework for the neckbeard to flourish, without looking like a straight neckbeard.
This guy is doing it wrong:
1d4chan wrote:According to legend, great power can be gleaned by the possession of a neckbeard. Tales tell of a fa/tg/uy who had near-godlike levels of nerdrage, that were a direct result of his massive neckbeard.
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I am a damaged individual screaming random obscenities into the internet, sorry if I upset you.
"Dig what you dig. Don't take any fool's madness, just dig what you dig."
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"You guys are nuttier n fruitbats who just sucked a three week old pineapple." -Frazzled |
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2009/10/31 17:54:30
Subject: does it count as a neckbeard?
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
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It looks like he's leaking metal snots.
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2009/10/31 18:11:02
Subject: does it count as a neckbeard?
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Executing Exarch
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Rock out a handle bar mustache (like me) and no one will look at your neck!
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