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2009/10/26 20:30:52
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2009/10/26 21:28:46
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
Speculation is that this "Jaws"-sized shark has been lured to the area by the rotting carcuses of three whales that were trapped in anti-shark netting surrounding the Queensland coast.
Anti-shark fail.
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
2009/10/26 23:04:41
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
Ha, now who's got the deadlier wildlife? To hell with your rattlesnakes and Great Whites!
Keep in mind that this is just something that lives in the sea. What would the desert be like?
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
2009/10/27 00:00:22
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
Kanluwen wrote:...
I want to saddle the monster shark up and ride him to glory.
While firing lasers from his head.
This day just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
Do it. For great justice.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
2009/10/27 00:08:29
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
2009/10/27 00:15:18
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
I'm going to write in Africa for "deadliest diseases".
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
2009/10/27 01:05:51
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
Just got back from the Goldcoast in QLD - awesome weather, amazing ladies (although walking around with the GF made it hard to appreciate...), great white sharks are just icing on the cake that is QLD for the win.
2009/10/27 01:16:06
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
darkkt wrote:Just got back from the Goldcoast in QLD - awesome weather, amazing ladies (although walking around with the GF made it hard to appreciate...), great white sharks are just icing on the cake that is QLD for the win.
Yeah, but you're back in Adelaide now, so the joke's on you.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
2009/10/27 01:18:27
Subject: Re:Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
2009/10/27 01:59:34
Subject: Re:Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
2009/10/27 02:20:45
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
Cheese Elemental wrote:I'll see your cougar and raise you a kangaroo.
They can literally gut you with one kick.
Falconlance wrote:I hubristically dismiss your goofy lookin' 'roo as entertainment.
Falconlance wrote:
Arctik_Firangi wrote:A kangaroo kicked my mother's dog in half when she was a little 'un. +1 for kangaroos.
Hmm. point taken.
Well you win the seas, but you'll not have the land! Bring out the big guns!
I see your grizzly bear, and raise you one inland Taipan, the most deadly land snake there is.
It isn't size that matters in the outback, it's Toxicity.
Wrexasaur wrote:Evolution... it's coming...
That is undoubtedly one of the most awesome things have ever seen.
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Jimi supports METAL
We're outnumbered ten to one here. Still' I love the odds! - Free Will Sacrifice - Amon Amarth
Ketara wrote:To survive on the net requires that you adapt the attributes of a Rhinocerous to a certain extent. A thick skin, a big horn to stab people you don't like, and poor eyesight when certain images are linked from places like 4chan.
2009/10/27 03:21:21
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
chromedog wrote:Isn't that just the merger of two of the Sydney RL teams?
The Sharks and the Bears?
So is it a Bearshark, a sharkbear, a beark, or a sheark?
Thing is, shark is just Aussie economy with language. It combines to the two words most commonly screamed (like a girl) when spotting one.
"Sh*********t!"
and [crow call] Faaaaark!
It's funny 'cause it's true...
Jimi supports METAL
We're outnumbered ten to one here. Still' I love the odds! - Free Will Sacrifice - Amon Amarth
Ketara wrote:To survive on the net requires that you adapt the attributes of a Rhinocerous to a certain extent. A thick skin, a big horn to stab people you don't like, and poor eyesight when certain images are linked from places like 4chan.
2009/10/27 03:52:22
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
Guess what?
I switch off Dakka and try to get some study time done. About 15 min into it I hear my teo Jack Russels yipping, then barking like crazy, then screaming. A goanna had made it's way into our yard and by the time I got outside there was a whole mess of fangs and fur. The guy (Jack Jack) seemed to be enjoying himself, despite having a bloody (and I mean bloody) nose. The girl (Jill Jill) however, was not so lucky. Apparently the goanna cuaght her a good blow and tore her leg up. I could see muscle and every thing. I had to drag the two dogs away from it, and it walked off, pissed but unharmed.
We rushed them to the vet, and the muscle repair and surgery is going to cost upwards $450AUS. I return home covered in blood from carrying the dogs and trying to stuanch the flow. When did this happen? About 30 minitues ago.
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
2009/10/27 03:53:51
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
Eldritch Raiders 2500
Ogre Kingdoms 1500
LotR-Mordor 750 
-to many points to bother to count.
