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2009/10/27 15:12:29
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
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Solahma
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Yes, you have lots of extremely dangerous animals in your awful country. So this can be your new motto: "Australia--A Really Terrible Place to Live."
As for dangerous land predators in the USA, please see below:
Good old Motown . . .
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2009/10/27 15:18:30
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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/CrocodileDundee on
That shark's not a monster, mate.
Now THAT's a monster!
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2009/10/27 15:28:59
Subject: Re:Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
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Lady of the Lake
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Looks like you need to get your goldfish under control, mate. I reckon he'll move on to the hermit crabs next.
Move more inland and you'll see stuff like this.
How did you think the bushfires started?
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2009/10/28 00:06:20
Subject: Re:Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
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Also we have Bobtail Lizards (better known as bluetongues), they may be small, but once those things latch onto you, you need to drown 'em in a bucket of water to get them off!! Any other way and it's surgery time!!
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2009/10/28 02:27:22
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
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Member of the Malleus
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And then we can get started on the eight legged creepy crawlies. And Hoop Snakes. And Drop Bears.
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2009/10/28 03:22:54
Subject: Re:Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I see your Hoop Snakes and Drop Bears and raise you:
One Jonas Brothers
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--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
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2009/10/28 03:30:47
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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Wh-why are they staring at me?
It's like they're seeing my soul...
Or squinting like French Stewart.
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2009/10/28 08:32:15
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
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Tunneling Trygon
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But the worst of all is the terrifying "Kevin Rudd". just thinking of it gives me the shivers. If you find this offensive because you like him or are him, just remember it's only Australian to laugh at you leader.
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2009/10/28 16:25:06
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Boss 'eadbreaka wrote:So, we Australians have monster sharks, and killer snakes and skates that wrap themselves around peoples faces; what exactly do you Yankees have?
Win.
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Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 |
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2009/10/28 18:21:08
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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We have a President who won the Nobel Prize for doing nothing.
Ha!!
Oh wait, that's not frightening.
That is sad. I shall go bury my face in shame.
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--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
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2009/10/28 18:34:59
Subject: Ok Aussie wins most bad hombre critter competition
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Fateweaver wrote:We have a President who won the Nobel Prize for doing nothing.
Ha!!
Oh wait, that's not frightening.
That is sad. I shall go bury my face in shame.
Better to bury your face in pizza, or alternatively, ice cream.
As we all know it was William Shakespeare who said: "You scream. I scream. We all scream for ice cream!"
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/10/28 18:49:55
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Maybe shame is another name for Megan Fox. Than I'd rather bury my face in her. LOL.
Pizza does sound downright delicious though.
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--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
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