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2009/10/30 12:51:23
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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Rogue Daemonhunter fueled by Chaos
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So, I passed the Ohio Bar Exam, and I'm now officially a lawyer. I've now gone from underemployed to tremendously underemployed, but it's still good to have options.
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2009/10/30 12:52:29
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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Dakar
Arlington, VA
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Congratulations are due!
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2009/10/30 12:52:33
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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Dogged Kum
Houston Texas
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Congrats.
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2009/10/30 12:56:15
Subject: Re:Polonius, esq.
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Lady of the Lake
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Congratulations 
Also this topic reminded me of this.
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2009/10/30 12:58:31
Subject: Re:Polonius, esq.
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Major
far away from Battle Creek, Michigan
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Well done! What's the best lawyer joke you know?
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PROSECUTOR: By now, there have been 34 casualties.
Elena Ceausescu says: Look, and that they are calling genocide.
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2009/10/30 12:58:38
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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Killer Klaivex
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I guess I can't tell you any dead lawyer jokes anymore.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/10/30 13:00:18
Subject: Re:Polonius, esq.
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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So, how long until we see your face on the side of a bus, promising to get big money for slips and falls? Those guys are coool.
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/10/30 13:00:53
Subject: Re:Polonius, esq.
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Rogue Daemonhunter fueled by Chaos
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olympia wrote:Well done! What's the best lawyer joke you know?
I'm a fan of the classics:
What's the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead skunk lying in the road?
Skid marks in front of the skunk.
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2009/10/30 13:05:15
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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[ADMIN]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Congrats, although the dream slips away...
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Check out our new, fully plastic tabletop wargame - Maelstrom's Edge, made by Dakka!
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2009/10/30 13:08:14
Subject: Re:Polonius, esq.
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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Well done.
...can you imagine a world without lawyers ?
EDIT : NOOEES ! Ninjaed !
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/30 13:08:46
The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2009/10/30 13:08:23
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Welcome to the family Polonius
Our founding partner:
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/10/30 13:09:25
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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Rogue Daemonhunter fueled by Chaos
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I can't wait to start filing frivolous law suits.
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2009/10/30 13:14:04
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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oh so you've met my wife's ex husband then?
grrrr.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/10/30 13:18:40
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Congrats on the 4+ invulnerable save to non-magical attacks.
Shame about the Instability rule though...
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2009/10/30 13:49:16
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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[SWAP SHOP MOD]
Barpharanges
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Congrats!
"What do you call 1000 Lawyers Chained to the bottom of the ocean??"
"A good start" 
All the best!
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2009/10/30 13:59:52
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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A man rings a lawyer: "Listen, I've got a legal problem and need some advice. I've only got $10,000, is that enough for you to answer three questions for me?"
Lawyer: "Yes, what are the other two?"
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2009/10/30 14:21:04
Subject: Re:Polonius, esq.
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Major
far away from Battle Creek, Michigan
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At a party:
Physician: I'm so sick of people asking me for professional advice at parties.
Lawyer: That used to happen to me.
Physician: What did you do to stop it?
Lawyer: I sent them a bill.
Physician: lol! That's great.
Next day physician wakes up and gets a $500 bill in the mail from the lawyer.
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What did the lawyer say that stepped in a pile of  ?
Help! I'm melting!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/30 14:21:50
PROSECUTOR: By now, there have been 34 casualties.
Elena Ceausescu says: Look, and that they are calling genocide.
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2009/10/30 14:26:23
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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Plastictrees
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Fraz is a lawyer?
That makes sooo much sense.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2009/10/30 14:29:14
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Lord-Loss wrote:Fraz is a lawyer?
That makes sooo much sense.
I prefer the older term: Dark servant of the Abyss. Classier.
The honor is to serve.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/10/30 14:31:11
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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Plastictrees
UK
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I always wondered what kind of job a dark overlord like Fraz could have.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2009/10/30 14:47:08
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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Wing Commander
The home of the Alamo, TX
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How tall are you?
Shaq's not doing too well for the Cavs so there might be a job opening there.... 
Gratz on the achievement, mind if I ask what kind of law is your specialty?
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2009/10/30 15:04:26
Subject: Re:Polonius, esq.
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Hooded Inquisitorial Interrogator
Seattle, WA
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Congrats !!!
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2009/10/30 16:18:30
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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So to become a Lawyer, you just need to pass a Choccie Bar around?
Honestly, some countries legal systems leave me baffled.
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2009/10/30 16:52:41
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Yay, now we can sue GW for mental Anguish!
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail.
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
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2009/10/30 17:27:10
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:Congrats on the 4+ invulnerable save to non-magical attacks.
Shame about the Instability rule though...
I read this right as I'm waking up. And at first I was like "what in the hell".
And then, it hit me like a ton of bricks hitting my lawyer.
"HE'S A DEMON!"
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2009/10/30 22:38:15
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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Lethal Lhamean
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Your stuck in an elevator with a gator, a lion and a lawyer you have only 2 bullets. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer twice.
Congrats
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2009/10/30 22:44:10
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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My brother married a lawyer (Barrister, actually - higher priced legal type mainly used in certain 'higher' court matters).
Boy, was that a bad move (he's no longer married to her).
A redhead, too. Man, he really shoulda seen the signs.
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2009/10/30 23:03:22
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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Rogue Daemonhunter fueled by Chaos
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Cane wrote:How tall are you?
Shaq's not doing too well for the Cavs so there might be a job opening there....
Gratz on the achievement, mind if I ask what kind of law is your specialty?
Even the Cav's are better basketball players than I am.
And my concentration was in Taxation.
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2009/10/30 23:05:21
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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So are you the good kind of lawyer who helps the little guy from the evil corporations or the evil lawyer helping corps get away with everything? 
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail.
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
Download The Unofficial FAQs by Gwar! here! (Dark Eldar Draft FAQ v1.0 released 04/Nov/2010! Download it before the Pandas eat it all!) |
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2009/10/31 00:45:51
Subject: Polonius, esq.
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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chromedog wrote:My brother married a lawyer (Barrister, actually - higher priced legal type mainly used in certain 'higher' court matters).
Boy, was that a bad move (he's no longer married to her).
A redhead, too. Man, he really shoulda seen the signs.
No one can tame a Redhead.
You just hang on as best you can!
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