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Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

My map actually had terrain.

It had mountains, forests, jungles, plains, ash wastes, hive cities, ice caps, water, and deserts

Weather and some more Imperial stuff could be added, and maybe the map could be more detailed, but I did do the meat and potatoes

What is the back story anyway?

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
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The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
My map actually had terrain.

It had mountains, forests, jungles, plains, ash wastes, hive cities, ice caps, water, and deserts

Weather and some more Imperial stuff could be added, and maybe the map could be more detailed, but I did do the meat and potatoes

What is the back story anyway?


Imma just let chazz explain. It was his story.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

I'm sure it's good, he has a lot to work with

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Sounds like you could use the assisstance of some Kroot. They can be payed after the mission as well, if that's what you prefer. We're flexible.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Are there going to be any Tau in CoF II: Gardening is Magic, speaking of Kroot?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Working on it

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Sounds like you could use the assisstance of some Kroot. They can be payed after the mission as well, if that's what you prefer. We're flexible.


you'll get 50% before the battle, 50% after, and a portion of the loot, and your shaper's pick of "Food"

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

I don't think there is any Tau, as of yet. I for one am grateful for that, since it might complicate any mercenary work I do with others, since the Tau would be tripping over themselves getting me to go with their Greater Good. Although, that doesn't mean people can't do Tau, I just am happy without them. I can get over it if anyone wants to do them though, I don't want to take away other people's enjoyment over something like that.

Also, I can see you don't play lowball, Kharne. That is a fair offer, so I don't see why the Kroot would have problems with working for you, as long as your jobs are within reason, which I'm sure they will be. I would like to add that we will be going job by job for payment as well.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

If you bring any live captives or casualties, the Admech will pay you on a per-head basis.
Corpses, we'll pay by weight, as long as 50% of the body is present.

Humans/abhumans only. We're not monsters.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Hmm, two headed abhumans better be on the run. The Kroot might be doing some head hunting. Twice the payment for one person is a pretty nice deal...

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

What would I pay the Kroot?

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

The negotiations have begun already I see. I need to find allies for my Knights then to keep up

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

That offer is to any force. Imperial, not, or other.
Perhaps you take over a base and have uncooperative prisoners. Perhaps you capture a general you plain don't like.

We can turn them into productive members of society. Or desk lamps. Your choice.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
That offer is to any force. Imperial, not, or other.
Perhaps you take over a base and have uncooperative prisoners. Perhaps you capture a general you plain don't like.

We can turn them into productive members of society. Or desk lamps. Your choice.


That's heresy

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

It's the AdMech, if you don't like what they do they'll just refuse to worship your toasters

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Kroot will take a variety of items as payment. Say you have some form of rate creature the Kroot party hasn't encountered yet. The Kroot might be interested in that. Say you've got some extra weapons laying around, that might work too. Though they probably won't like gauss weaponry, since it doesn't leave much of a meal behind. They could also take credits, or raw materials such as gems, metals, etc.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
It's the AdMech, if you don't like what they do they'll just refuse to worship your toasters


I don't think that's how they work.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Buttery Commissar wrote:
That offer is to any force. Imperial, not, or other.
Perhaps you take over a base and have uncooperative prisoners. Perhaps you capture a general you plain don't like.

We can turn them into productive members of society. Or desk lamps. Your choice.


That's heresy
No, that's how Admech function.
Unless you mean accepting it from non imperial groups.
In which case I did say my head can be turned by the right offer. Nothing to do with heresy, my priority is progress.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Buttery Commissar wrote:
That offer is to any force. Imperial, not, or other.
Perhaps you take over a base and have uncooperative prisoners. Perhaps you capture a general you plain don't like.

We can turn them into productive members of society. Or desk lamps. Your choice.


That's heresy
No, that's how Admech function.
Unless you mean accepting it from non imperial groups.
In which case I did say my head can be turned by the right offer. Nothing to do with heresy, my priority is progress.


I meant from non-imperials. They might negotiate with xenos (say Eldar), but they will most certainly not do it in the open or without a strong offer. I was a bit confused what you meant originally. I thought you meant "Admech trade with everyone, as they please."

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Kroot will take a variety of items as payment. Say you have some form of rate creature the Kroot party hasn't encountered yet. The Kroot might be interested in that. Say you've got some extra weapons laying around, that might work too. Though they probably won't like gauss weaponry, since it doesn't leave much of a meal behind. They could also take credits, or raw materials such as gems, metals, etc.


Perhaps i can offer them some Necrodermis armor, perhaps just the metal?

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Buttery Commissar wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Buttery Commissar wrote:
That offer is to any force. Imperial, not, or other.
Perhaps you take over a base and have uncooperative prisoners. Perhaps you capture a general you plain don't like.

We can turn them into productive members of society. Or desk lamps. Your choice.


That's heresy
No, that's how Admech function.
Unless you mean accepting it from non imperial groups.
In which case I did say my head can be turned by the right offer. Nothing to do with heresy, my priority is progress.


I meant from non-imperials. They might negotiate with xenos (say Eldar), but they will most certainly not do it in the open or without a strong offer. I was a bit confused what you meant originally. I thought you meant "Admech trade with everyone, as they please."
I did say they're what I'd consider grey Admech.

In that in times of shortage, they're less picky about who they deal with.
They're not going to trade an Ork a shiny new shoota for a headless guardsman, but they may trade metals or servitors with a chaos force that offers them a crashed Tau shuttle to study.

The point being we're in a warzone, not an Imperial barracks store-room, and nobody is going to know.

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[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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What's left of Cadia

That may be interesting if my Knights approach your AdMech for some repair assistance.

"Ah, here we are, the AdMech outpost, send a vox hai..... what the feth is that? Are those Chaos Space Marines?"
*battlecannon loading sound*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Buttery Commissar wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Buttery Commissar wrote:
That offer is to any force. Imperial, not, or other.
Perhaps you take over a base and have uncooperative prisoners. Perhaps you capture a general you plain don't like.

We can turn them into productive members of society. Or desk lamps. Your choice.


That's heresy
No, that's how Admech function.
Unless you mean accepting it from non imperial groups.
In which case I did say my head can be turned by the right offer. Nothing to do with heresy, my priority is progress.


I meant from non-imperials. They might negotiate with xenos (say Eldar), but they will most certainly not do it in the open or without a strong offer. I was a bit confused what you meant originally. I thought you meant "Admech trade with everyone, as they please."
I did say they're what I'd consider grey Admech.

In that in times of shortage, they're less picky about who they deal with.
They're not going to trade an Ork a shiny new shoota for a headless guardsman, but they may trade metals or servitors with a chaos force that offers them a crashed Tau shuttle to study.

The point being we're in a warzone, not an Imperial barracks store-room, and nobody is going to know.


Unless we are watching you Buttery. Always watching

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 War Kitten wrote:
That may be interesting if my Knights approach your AdMech for some repair assistance.

"Ah, here we are, the AdMech outpost, send a vox hai..... what the feth is that? Are those Chaos Space Marines?"
*battlecannon loading sound*


*Roaring of engines*
IK-"What is that?"
*Assault Ram beheads IK*
CSM-"TAKE ITS GLORIOUS METALLIC SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE"

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
That may be interesting if my Knights approach your AdMech for some repair assistance.

"Ah, here we are, the AdMech outpost, send a vox hai..... what the feth is that? Are those Chaos Space Marines?"
*battlecannon loading sound*


*Roaring of engines*
IK-"What is that?"
*Assault Ram beheads IK*
CSM-"TAKE ITS GLORIOUS METALLIC SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE"


You'd bounce off the ion shield

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
That may be interesting if my Knights approach your AdMech for some repair assistance.

"Ah, here we are, the AdMech outpost, send a vox hai..... what the feth is that? Are those Chaos Space Marines?"
*battlecannon loading sound*


*Roaring of engines*
IK-"What is that?"
*Assault Ram beheads IK*
CSM-"TAKE ITS GLORIOUS METALLIC SKULL FOR THE SKULL THRONE"


If you are using an Assault ram within the atmosphere of a planet, you are doing it wrong.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

I know, it's more of a transport thing

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Now what kind of unscrupulously sociopathic force would I be if I did all of my trading in my literal back yard?

It'd be more like

"Greetings Enginseer, we are in need of- Is that an Eldar jet bike in your garage?"
"No." [Garage door slams]
"..."
"You want your knight fixing or no?"


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Would the AdMech be interested in some Scarabs?

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

Kharne... You are the Necron equivelent of a flee market.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Now what kind of unscrupulously sociopathic force would I be if I did all of my trading in my literal back yard?

It'd be more like

"Greetings Enginseer, we are in need of- Is that an Eldar jet bike in your garage?"
"No." [Garage door slams]
"..."
"You want your knight fixing or no?"


That's quite alright then. Out of sight out of mind. I might just need my stuff fixed on occasion.. And in return your AdMech get to repair venerable war machines.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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