We boyz been bored on our
Kaoz Demonz fer a while, and it just so happenz der be a bloke sellin' his ork army for sum relly cheap toof.
So wez decided wez gunna buy 'em an build up a reel Waaaagh! out of deze unpainted minithurez!
Da Waaagh! inkludez:
Warboss Thundatrukk
Big Mek
Arund 50-60 Boyz
15 Nobz
3 Killa Kans
We be orderin' sum extra stuff:
Kommandos
Moar Nobz!
Im kull'd Rikrutz, me be one uf dem boyz in dis armeh, and mez gunna funktion as yer guide as our Waaaagh! startz its jurny from da paintin stashun to da battlezhun!
I'll be speakin orkish fer da duretion of da whol thred, and so shud ye if ye reply! Dis be da Warboss Thundastrukk's orders, and if ye don't do what he says ye gonna get a good smacking around da face, dat be for shur!
Righty, lez set up da light kapturin' kamera obskura device thingy and get readeh for sum pikturez.
Okay boyz, be still now den!!
...
*smack* *grunt* *slap* *chop*
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I SED, BE BLOODEH STILL NOW YE BLOODY GITS OR
DA WARBOSS AND DEM NOBZ GUNNA TEAR YE A NEW YOU-KNOW-WHAT! Shut ye traps and look at the bloodeh kamera!
*zap*
Okeh, only a few boyz blinded dis time and no uns head exploded, I thinks da Mekboyz iz gettin a hang of how dis thingy works.'
We uzd sum polyurethen varnish (dam dat be hard to pronunce!) to dip 'em boyz fer fast paintin', cuz it wud take ages to paint 50 boyz on da level of dem demonz!
Sum metallik battle damage and whyte freehand paintinz wer added to da mix.
And 'ere be da boss himself:
Da boss got rid of his attack squig and got 'imself a nice big choppa he made from bitz and dis material he call plastikard! He also gotz sum badass lookin' teef fer himself, says dem scare our enemys and make him aim bettah with da kombishoota.
Dat be all fer starters, stay 'uned for moar!
