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Well what would you do with one?

Me i would go back in time and fight dinosaurs. Along with some none pg-13 stuff.

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And thats why they banned me from the holo-deck!

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How does the holodeck work? Isnt it a small room? how do they make holograms of large areas? how do they run in a straight line without bumping into the wall in 5 seconds?

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...what?

How does the holodeck work? Isnt it a small room? how do they make holograms of large areas? how do they run in a straight line without bumping into the wall in 5 seconds?


Argh, the female asks too many questions!

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LunaHound wrote:
How does the holodeck work? Isnt it a small room? how do they make holograms of large areas? how do they run in a straight line without bumping into the wall in 5 seconds?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodeck

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Uh, same thing I do with the internet !

 
   
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garret wrote:
LunaHound wrote:
How does the holodeck work? Isnt it a small room? how do they make holograms of large areas? how do they run in a straight line without bumping into the wall in 5 seconds?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodeck


Actually the way it works is that ht producer gives the set director some directions and then he and his crew get together and build whatever is necessary for the scene. Or short answer: it doesn't work because it isn't real.

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
 
   
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Ahtman wrote:
garret wrote:
LunaHound wrote:
How does the holodeck work? Isnt it a small room? how do they make holograms of large areas? how do they run in a straight line without bumping into the wall in 5 seconds?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodeck


Actually the way it works is that ht producer gives the set director some directions and then he and his crew get together and build whatever is necessary for the scene. Or short answer: it doesn't work because it isn't real.


I see... i wouldnt know it was all made up...

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LunaHound wrote:
Ahtman wrote:
garret wrote:
LunaHound wrote:
How does the holodeck work? Isnt it a small room? how do they make holograms of large areas? how do they run in a straight line without bumping into the wall in 5 seconds?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodeck


Actually the way it works is that ht producer gives the set director some directions and then he and his crew get together and build whatever is necessary for the scene. Or short answer: it doesn't work because it isn't real.


I see... i wouldnt know it was all made up...


Besides already knowing that, that wasn't the point. It doesn't matter how it works because it doesn't, so your question makes no sense. Either go along with suspension of disbelief or just ignore the thread. Might as well ask how Cloud Strife swings a 900lb. 3 ft wide 10 feet long sword like it is a box of aluminum foil. He does it because he is supposed to, not because you actually can. A holodeck works because it is supposed to, not because it can.

I'd probably use it to practice mountain climbing or base jumping of the Statue of Liberty.

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IvanTih wrote:First have a sex with SOB,then be the stompyest ork,try to outflank Creed,kick that dick Eldrad to death with my bare hands,laugh at Arnold Rimmer and teach AdMech a thing called inovation.
And award for Creepiest Use of the Holo-deck goes to...

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JEB_Stuart wrote:
IvanTih wrote:First have a sex with SOB,then be the stompyest ork,try to outflank Creed,kick that dick Eldrad to death with my bare hands,laugh at Arnold Rimmer and teach AdMech a thing called inovation.
And award for Creepiest Use of the Holo-deck goes to...

Thanks,this is such a honor to be rewarded.

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lord_blackfang wrote:Oh, man, what wouldn't I do?


This?



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Ahtman wrote:
LunaHound wrote:
Ahtman wrote:
garret wrote:
LunaHound wrote:
How does the holodeck work? Isnt it a small room? how do they make holograms of large areas? how do they run in a straight line without bumping into the wall in 5 seconds?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodeck


Actually the way it works is that ht producer gives the set director some directions and then he and his crew get together and build whatever is necessary for the scene. Or short answer: it doesn't work because it isn't real.


I see... i wouldnt know it was all made up...


Besides already knowing that, that wasn't the point. It doesn't matter how it works because it doesn't, so your question makes no sense. Either go along with suspension of disbelief or just ignore the thread. Might as well ask how Cloud Strife swings a 900lb. 3 ft wide 10 feet long sword like it is a box of aluminum foil. He does it because he is supposed to, not because you actually can. A holodeck works because it is supposed to, not because it can.

I'd probably use it to practice mountain climbing or base jumping of the Statue of Liberty.


Are you obtuse on purpose? Its a valid question because i dont watch start trek . Im sure im not the only one that wonder how it works especially if its a hologram in a confined space.
And i was pretty sure they gave an explanation on how it works in the show ( consider how hard core most fans are ) , i just dont know what it is. Old habit dies hard doesnt it ahtman

startrek is a sci fi show , i would have thought they have explanation for the holodeck other then " its magic " thus i was curious and asked.
I dont see your point with cloud and his magic sword.

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Maybe it was all about being cool rather than trying to be real. I didn't know what it did either until that wiki link

   
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n0t_u wrote:Maybe it was all about being cool rather than trying to be real. I didn't know what it did either until that wiki link


Asking what it does is a whole different question than how it works. The former can be answered reasonably and the latter is answered with faerie dust and puppy dog tails.

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But would you be in the band or in the audience?
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I would put it into elevators, and program it to turn peoples farts into rabid monsters that attack them...

This was a nice talk...


 
   
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