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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/10 14:05:13
Subject: Stevan Seagal Lawman
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
Union, Kentucky United States
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Ok so last week I watched the first episodes of Steven Seagals new show called lawman. Something I didnt know was that he is actually a police commissioner for sheriff's down in Louisiana(I hope I spelt that right) and has been a cop for over 20 years now. I looked him up and found out this has been his primary profession since before he was doing movies. Discuss!!!!!
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Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/10 14:25:42
Subject: Re:Stevan Seagal Lawman
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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Wait, serious right? That fatso shat bricks when he was threatened by mobsters and he couldn't chase perps for more than two seconds before becoming winded.
Also, lovely avatar.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/10 15:16:25
Subject: Re:Stevan Seagal Lawman
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
Union, Kentucky United States
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ya I am dead serious it is on A&E, and thank you. Yours is quite lovely as well!
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Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/10 15:19:31
Subject: Re:Stevan Seagal Lawman
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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You both have good avatars,care to tell the name of it.
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/10 15:21:00
Subject: Re:Stevan Seagal Lawman
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
Union, Kentucky United States
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vikki blow, she is a british glamour model/ has done some adult entertainment. Google her, and you can see some ahh hem pics even off a gov't access filter
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Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/10 15:22:31
Subject: Re:Stevan Seagal Lawman
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Empchild wrote:vikki blow, she is a british glamour model/ has done some adult entertainment. Google her, and you can see some ahh hem pics even off a gov't access filter 
In school I can break the net filter,but I won't.
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/10 17:35:57
Subject: Stevan Seagal Lawman
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Wing Commander
The home of the Alamo, TX
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Its a good idea for a TV show imo although Segal is old and fat now - seems to be kinda slow getting out of that police vehicle but once he's in neck-breaking distance watch out!
A few years ago future NBA hall of famer and media personality Shaquille O'Neal also became a cop but that was more of a life goal than a primary profession:
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/10 18:05:27
Subject: Stevan Seagal Lawman
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Tilter at Windmills
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The Soup last week showed a clip of him back-seat (well, side-seat) driving during a chase. It was funny. Automatically Appended Next Post: Back when I did Aikido everyone in that community thought he was a jackass due to allegations about him and his sensei and the sensei's daughter.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/10 18:22:48
Subject: Re:Stevan Seagal Lawman
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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Sean Baby over at Cracked reviews the show, more or less.. http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-super-powers-of-steven-seagal-lawman/
Warning, some language.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/10 18:34:29
Subject: Re:Stevan Seagal Lawman
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
Union, Kentucky United States
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It's not a bad show honestly, and steven does teach his guys a lot in martial arts. I read about him the other week, and apparently he owns animal farms to rescue animals from abusive homes, and other charity functions, amoungst other things. Forbes reported him pulling in overall $600.00 U.S.D since 2006.
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Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/10 18:35:58
Subject: Re:Stevan Seagal Lawman
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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He also released several horrible musical albums.
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Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/10 18:38:22
Subject: Re:Stevan Seagal Lawman
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
Union, Kentucky United States
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sad but true.
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Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/10 19:02:05
Subject: Stevan Seagal Lawman
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Tilter at Windmills
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_segal
[edit] Law enforcement work
Seagal is currently a Reserve Deputy Chief of the sheriff's department in his home community of Jefferson Parish, Louisiana. He claims to have graduated from a police academy in California, and has a certificate from Peace Officer Standards & Training (POST), an organization that accredits police officers, however, according to a December 2, 2009 Los Angeles Times article, POST has no record of this, and his deputy chief rank is ceremonial only.[13] In November 2008, A&E announced that they had begun taping Steven Seagal: Lawman, a reality television series that follows his on- and off-duty work in the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office. The series premiered on A&E on December 2, 2009. Seagal stated that "I’ve decided to work with A&E on this series now because I believe it’s important to show the nation all the positive work being accomplished here in Louisiana—to see the passion and commitment that comes from the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office in this post-Katrina environment." The series premiere drew 3.6 million viewers, ranking as best season opener for any original A&E series ever.[14]
[edit] Business ventures
Seagal Enterprises markets an energy drink known as Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt, as well as an herbal oil product line.[15] Seagal personally endorses this drink, "I have traveled the world creating this drink; there is none better that I know."[15] He also has his own aftershave called Scent of Action.
Personal life
An only son, Seagal has three sisters, one older and two younger. He owns a dude ranch in Colorado and a home in the Mandeville Canyon section of Brentwood, a wealthy suburb of Los Angeles. He has adopted many animals from shelters, including the cats Sylvester and Gap, and the dogs Gruff, Cole, Tyson, Hamlet, and Chaos.[19] Seagal travels back and forth to a home in Eads, Tennessee, a rural unincorporated area located just east of Memphis, Tennessee.
After Seagal left his first wife Miyako Fujitani to go back to the United States,[20][21] he married former Days of our Lives actress Adrienne La Russa, despite his divorce to Fujitani not yet being finalized. During his marriage to La Russa he met actress/model Kelly LeBrock, with whom he began a relationship and who eventually became pregnant with his child. When news of this emerged, Seagal's marriage to La Russa was annulled and he then married LeBrock on September 5, 1987. In 1994, LeBrock filed divorce papers citing "irreconcilable differences". During this time it emerged that Seagal was having an affair with Arissa Wolf, who was hired to be a nanny to Seagal and Lebrock's children.[22]
Seagal has seven children from three relationships. With Fujitani, he had a son, model and actor Kentaro Seagal (born October 3, 1975), and a daughter, writer and actress, Ayako Fujitani (born December 5, 1979). His three children with LeBrock are daughters Annaliza (born 1987) and Arissa (born 1993), and son Dominic (born 1990). Seagal and Arissa Wolf have one daughter, Savannah (born 1996). Seagal is currently married to Elle, who bore him two children.
In addition to his biological children, Seagal's Tibetan Buddhist beliefs[23] have also placed him in the role of guardian to a Tibetan child, Yabshi Pan Rinzinwangmo. Rinzinwangmo, or "Renji", is the only child of the 10th Panchen Lama of Tibet. Renji studied in the United States at American University, and Seagal was her guardian and bodyguard.[24]
Fun rumor junk:
http://www.aikiweb.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9584
http://www.journaled.com/MA/Aikido/SSeagal/
http://forum.rpg.net/archive/index.php/t-197626.html
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More 2010-2014 GT/Major RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 78-20-9 // SW: 8-1-2 (Golden Ticket with SW), BA: 29-9-4 6th Ed GT & RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 36-12-2 // BA: 11-4-1 // SW: 1-1-1
DT:70S++++G(FAQ)M++B++I+Pw40k99#+D+++A+++/sWD105R+++T(T)DM+++++
A better way to score Sportsmanship in tournaments
The 40K Rulebook & Codex FAQs. You should have these bookmarked if you play this game.
The Dakka Dakka Forum Rules You agreed to abide by these when you signed up.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/10 19:28:00
Subject: Stevan Seagal Lawman
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The Hammer of Witches
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Mannahnin wrote:The Soup last week showed a clip of him back-seat (well, side-seat) driving during a chase. It was funny.
Was that where the guy went, 'Damn it Steven, let me drive.' ?
Empchild wrote:It's not a bad show honestly, and steven does teach his guys a lot in martial arts. I read about him the other week, and apparently he owns animal farms to rescue animals from abusive homes, and other charity functions, amoungst other things. Forbes reported him pulling in overall $600.00 U.S.D since 2006.
We're not saying he's a baby eater, but he is a pretty big douchebag in several respects. On the low end of things, stunt men in his movies didn't like working with him in fight scenes because he wouldn't pull his hits, and then there's first wife, whom he married partially just to get in tight with her father and study his martial arts style. When he was done with that, he ditched her and came back to the states.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/10 19:42:28
Subject: Stevan Seagal Lawman
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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I think they misquoted him on wikipedia.. this is what it should have said...
Seagal stated that "I’ve decided to work with A&E on this series now because no one wants to see me in movies anymore." The series premiere drew 3.6 million viewers, ranking as best season opener for any original A&E series ever.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/10 19:46:25
Subject: Re:Stevan Seagal Lawman
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Alluring Sorcerer of Slaanesh
Union, Kentucky United States
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HAHAHAHA I always think of under seige and the women comming out of the cake! I loved that scene as a kid  If you don't know it then I am seriously older then you.
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Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/12/10 19:58:11
Subject: Re:Stevan Seagal Lawman
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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"Seagal serves as CEO of Steamroller Productions, his Los Angeles based production company which is involved in the development, production, financing and marketing of television and motion picture product."
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