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I say you enter a time warp and start it all over again.

UPDATE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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please...

SpaceDuck wrote:

Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:Land in GLADiS's room, where she has pre-prepared a cake for you.

With sexy results!

+1

+1
But no deadly Neurotoxin.

I'm BAAAAACK!!!!

time for updates




Phew, I made it, and with most of the Happy Turret Friends too! Shame about the tank though...


Huh, so this is Nova Prospekt, wonder what I should do now...

that's right, it's...

Chapter 4
Grim Prospekts

Go Antlion surfing with the Happy Turret Friends.

I'm afraid there aren't any Antlions in the immediate vicinity, sorry

See the tall tower in the background, climb it. It should give you a great view and will let you synchronize with the area.

But don't forget to bring the Happy Turret Friends.

halonachos wrote:See the tall tower in the background, climb it. It should give you a great view and will let you synchronize with the area.

n0t_u wrote:But don't forget to bring the Happy Turret Friends.

Well, let it never be said I can't fashion a grappling hook out of thin air


Phew, resty time! So now what am I looking for up here?

Oh and if you're wondering why I didn't take the HTF's up there, do you have any idea how hard it is to haul yourself up a rope with several auto-targeting sentry turrets on your back?

Have the Happy Turret Friends fire their LAZORS at the nearby wall and visit the beach.

Jump over the wall into the blue abyss.

Update the thread?

Sorry about the hiatus, work will continue shortly


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chowderhead13 wrote:Jump over the wall into the blue abyss.

This seems ill advised


Aaaaaaaaaargh!


Oof! What the hell?


Urgh, where am I?


Oh, I'm right where I was, and in deep, deep shizzle

Fart loudly and blame one of them. In the end, they'll start fighting each other over who's farted and you can make your escape.

Stop bullets like the martix and throw them all back at them.

or

Shoot lasers out of your nipples to kill all of them.

I just remembered: Happy Turret Friends are still there, on the ground next to you!!

Use turrets to blow attackers to kingdom come (while they're fighting over who farted, of course)

Ediin wrote:I just remembered: Happy Turret Friends are still there, on the ground next to you!!

Use turrets to blow attackers to kingdom come (while they're fighting over who farted, of course)

Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap...


bangbangbangbang YEAH! FEEL THE MS PAINT BULLETS! bangbangbangbang


phew, thanks team!


Hmm, that gives me an idea!


Woohoo! Dress-up pays off again! And I've got a shotgun this time!

P.S. Two updates in one day! Now please forgive me

I pardon you. However, your update leaves a question unanswered: Who the hell farted?

Now that you're dressed up, find these evil guys' HQ and hang out with them.

Quarter life.... EPIC!!!!!1

Ediin wrote:I pardon you. However, your update leaves a question unanswered: Who the hell farted?

Now that you're dressed up, find these evil guys' HQ and hang out with them.

Then destroy the base from the inside! (and bring your Happy turret friends!)

Or go play some portal. Actually, go play portal.

Happygrunt wrote:Or go play some portal. Actually, go play portal.

Alright then






*click* *click* *click*


Look at me still talking when there's science to do, when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you...


Totally worth it

So... much.... win! I loled. You might wanna find some combine elite armor so you can go where you please.

I hope you didn't download that illegally, the combine dont like that kind of free will you know...hell I'm sure they even hate gamestop.


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Also, who's that guy outside the window in the first picture?

halonachos wrote:I hope you didn't download that illegally, the combine dont like that kind of free will you know...hell I'm sure they even hate gamestop.


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Also, who's that guy outside the window in the first picture?

Luckily he got Portal for free when valve gave it out for free during that one week.

Happygrunt wrote:

halonachos wrote:I hope you didn't download that illegally, the combine dont like that kind of free will you know...hell I'm sure they even hate gamestop.


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Also, who's that guy outside the window in the first picture?

Luckily he got Portal for free when valve gave it out for free during that one week.

Wait, a game in a game? Isn't that like a dream in a dream in the matrix?

halonachos wrote:Also, who's that guy outside the window in the first picture?

I was going to show him getting beaten up by the Antlion also visible, but couldn't get it right


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Happygrunt wrote:So... much.... win! I loled. You might wanna find some combine elite armor so you can go where you please.

*casual whistling*


duh-dum, duh-dum


duh-dum, duh-dum, Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum


hey-what the OHMYGODPUTTHATBACKIN!YOUCAN'TTAKETHATOUTINEEDTHATTOLIVEOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMY... gurgle...


nice, clean execution, quick promotion and this suit is kinda spiffy! Captain male_02 ready for orders!

Officer, what are you doing with that skele--- HEY, THAT WAS ALFRED!!! HOW DARE YOU TURN HIM INTO A SKELETON!!! TURN HIM BACK RIGHT NOW!!!

Now execute that soldier for questioning your suit! Then join the combine army as a commissar. FOR THE OVERWATCH!

Pretend to be a ghost and make the skeleton do a Jig.