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I've seen this done on other sites and decided to post one here, for fun! The basic premise is, you suggest what the story's character should do, I will pick my favourite and continue the narrative. Let's start! On the day our hero arrives in a certain city, on a certain train...




Well, here I am, City 17! Guess I better look for an apartment


Oh, good, this guy tells me somebody moved out today, so he's got a vacancy, I wonder what happened to the previous guy?


Oh... I should do something, but what?

Call the metro cops and ask them to clean the mess off the street.

Write a letter to doctor Breen.

OK, bit of a slow start but let's stay optimistic

Skarwael wrote:Call the metro cops and ask them to clean the mess off the street.

Oh, good, he's going to remove the poor chap. Wait...




OH MY GOD!!

Grab a camera and document this happening.Then take it down to the police station and demand to see the chief(sorry if you can't do this,I wasn't really sure what to write but wanted to join in).

Throw that TV next to him out the window at the metro cop.

Throw an antlion thumper at him.

Throw the TV

Well, I doubt that taking a photo will help, what with the corruption in the security force, and I don't have an Antlion Thumper, so...

Axyl wrote:Throw that TV next to him out the window at the metro cop.

Smashotron wrote:Throw the TV

I always new those three years at throwing school would come in handy


Now, to wang like I've never wung before!












Bullseye!

Loot the body and rape the car! or is it the other way around?

Tis murder then! Run away and find a new appartment under a different name so the cops don't find you.

Nick his car! Take it joyriding

Skarwael wrote:Nick, his car; take it joyriding

fix'd

His car's name is Nick and has an onboard talking computer that always refers to you as "Michael". Adventures a-go!

Awesome! They can team up to liberate city 17

And then be a lifeguard superteam duo after that!

Smashotron wrote:And then be a lifeguard superteam duo after that!

Better watch out for those ant lions though :S

Brag about the lucky throw to a female.

Steal the cop's uniform; impersonate him and return to work.

Take the cops uniform, impersonate him, and then make the corpses look like they're hugging each other.

The Dreadnote wrote:Steal the cop's uniform; impersonate him and return to work.

+ 1

Impersonate the TV.

halonachos wrote:Take the cops uniform, impersonate him, and then make the corpses look like they're humping each other.

Fixed your entry.

Anti-Mag wrote:Impersonate the TV.

+1

Platuan4th wrote:

halonachos wrote:Take the cops uniform, impersonate him, and then make the corpses look like they're humping each other.

Fixed your entry.

3rded. What software is it you are using btw? Cool thread.

Looks like Gary's Mod.

Yup, Gmod all the way!

Lay down next to the bodies and wait for some passer by to come over for a look and jump up and scare them to death

The Dreadnote wrote:Steal the cop's uniform; impersonate him and return to work.

WAAAAH!


Oof!




Hmm...


Lookin' Sharp! Now what?

Sneak into Doctor Breen's office.

Go for a joyride in the cop's car, then hold up a liquor store. Since, you know, you've got a mask and a gun already.