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drukawski wrote:That's really an admittance of two useless facts. 1) that I read xkcd. 2) being that the sun flashes green at sun set.
True dat. War is hell. xD
Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
OI!!!! Don't go posting useful facts!!!! this is for useless facts only!
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
OI!!!! Don't go posting useful facts!!!! this is for useless facts only!
Haven't you heard?
?? Heard what??
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
Lemon Juice traditionally works as invisible ink, but one man took this too far and tried to rob a bank without wearing a mask. He thought that covering his face in Lemon Juice would make him invisible
Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman
And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
More money is spent on gardening than on any other hobby!
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
helgrenze wrote:More money is spent on gardening than on any other hobby!
Pshh, maybe if you aren't considering porn a hobby. Ha!
Then you're clearly doing it wrong.
True dat.
Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
About a hundred people a week go to new york or LA trying to be either rockstars or models, about 1 in 50000 make it. This is where you get burger king workers and cable guys from.
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly.
Kittitas, WA, USA, North America, Terra, Sol system, Milky Way Glaxy, Known Universe
In March 2010, during a US Congressional Armed Services Committee hearing concerning the buildup of US military forces on the island of Guam, U.S. House of Representatives member Henry C. "Hank" Johnson Jr. (Incumbent, Democrat, Georgia's 4th Dist) asked Admiral Robert F. Willard, Commander of U.S. Pacific Command, if the addition of military forces to the island could potentially cause the island to CAPSIZE due to the islands small size. He went on to say "...and uhh and also things like the uhh environment, the sensitive areas of the uhh environment, coral reefs and those kind of things, and I know that... you know... lots of people don't like to think about that, but you know... we didn't think about global warming either, and uhhhmmm... now we do have to think about it."
Guam, an island, capsizing... yeah, wow.
The video below provides a good chuckle.
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly.
Here's a nice one (although that last one is a tough act to follow)...
When life gets you down, just remember:
There are countless different kinds of cookies in the world... and they are ALL GOOD!
Oh yeah, which reminds me; Pot evidently does not have long-term effects according to pot smoking experts.
My uncle is a top national patent examiner and has several degrees. He's worked for the government on numerous top secret projects and done invaluable work towards to advancement of physics. He's also a pot smoker! It has absolutely no effects on you in the long term. It's not addictive, it's not dangerous. It doesn't cause lung cancer, it doesn't make you stupid. It just makes you feel good.
I don't smoke pot, nor do I support the legalization of it, but I will admit that it's totally harmless. The reason I don't support it's legalization is merely because it's too complicated right now. It would do more harm than good right now.
Before all-porcelain false teeth were perfected in the mid-19th century, dentures were commonly made with teeth pulled from the mouths of dead soldiers following a battle. Teeth extracted from U.S. Civil War soldier cadavers were shipped to England by the barrel to dentists.
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly.
*Runs outside, falls to one knees and rises fist to the sky* "DAMN YOU METALIFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
Guitardian wrote:its a good thing the English won more battles than they lost, otherwise thats some fugly false teeth everyone's getting afterwards.
Civil War, no english soldiers involved for the most part.
What? that just makes no sense! The Civil War was when the British fought the Canadians in a fight to prove who could make the best cheese!
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
*Runs outside, falls to one knees and rises fist to the sky* "DAMN YOU METALIFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Beer kept dark ages peasants healthy because the water was all tainted and they were safer just being drunk all day than actually drinking the water, plus it gave them much needed carbohydrates for their toilsome workday. Yup, beer is the cure for bubonic plague! I should really turn off the History Channel on my days off... it only encourages me.
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly.
Guitardian wrote:Beer kept dark ages peasants healthy because the water was all tainted and they were safer just being drunk all day than actually drinking the water, plus it gave them much needed carbohydrates for their toilsome workday. Yup, beer is the cure for bubonic plague! I should really turn off the History Channel on my days off... it only encourages me.
Bubonic plague was flea-borne, not water-borne.
Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
Well whatever it was, drinking beer instead of water helped keep them alive. I dunno I didn't pay THAT much attention to the show... just got the gist of it, then went and had a pint.
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly.
Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D. 
