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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/12 15:36:21
Subject: Useless / borderline useless Facts
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Well, now I know where im going for lunch.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/12 15:49:36
Subject: Useless / borderline useless Facts
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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Darth Vader never says "Luke, I am your father.
Sherlock Holmes never says "Elementary, my dear Watson" in any of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's stories.
Nowhere in the Humpty Dumpty rhyme does it mention he is an egg.
Queen Elizabeth II is Queen of SIXTEEN different countries.
She's the reigning queen in the UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Belize, Antigua and Barbuda, and Saint Kitts and Nevis.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/12 16:19:13
Subject: Useless / borderline useless Facts
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Mysterious Techpriest
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captain Kirk never says "beam me up scotty"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/12 18:12:13
Subject: Useless / borderline useless Facts
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Charging Dragon Prince
Chicago, IL, U.S.A.
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yeah doesn't he always phrase it like something like "Mr. Scott... 2 to beam up" or something along those lines (depending of the numbers I guess)?
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Retroactively applied infallability is its own reward. I wish I knew this years ago.
 I am Red/White Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/13 12:13:41
Subject: Useless / borderline useless Facts
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Queen Victoria never said "We are not amused."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/13 13:04:10
Subject: Useless / borderline useless Facts
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Charging Dragon Prince
Chicago, IL, U.S.A.
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The only character to ever die in the origional series G.I. Joe cartoon was named "grunt". And he didn't exactly die, just got left behind in a paralell dimension during the first season and was never seen again. They may as well have named him "redshirt".
"Grunt" was my first G.I.Joe toy when I was around 7 or 8 years old. I was mad that they took him out of the cartoon so I saved up my allowance for a "Snake-Eyes" toy (the one before the kung fu grip when all their arms all straight and rigid)
This turned out to be a great investment for an 8 yearold because saving up my allowance for a few weeks ended up paying off $100 dollars for me 15 years later from some smelly guy at GenCon back when I was a broke college kid.
My R2d2 from when I was 4 got me $150, despite being very worn and played with.
The best toy though... was the C3Po that came apart and went on chewie's back in a cheap plastic harness.. he went for $200.
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Retroactively applied infallability is its own reward. I wish I knew this years ago.
 I am Red/White Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/13 13:08:01
Subject: Useless / borderline useless Facts
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Charging Dragon Prince
Chicago, IL, U.S.A.
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GIJoe taught kids that guns always miss, and M16s fire laser beams and helicopters blowing up always results in a parachute... essentially... nobody dies when you fight. Then gave a public service announcement. Kids that grew up watching those cartoons are now serving in the middle east and getting their limbs blown off by IEDs.
YO JOE!
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Retroactively applied infallability is its own reward. I wish I knew this years ago.
 I am Red/White Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/14 15:05:30
Subject: Useless / borderline useless Facts
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Guitardian wrote:GIJoe taught kids that guns always miss, and M16s fire laser beams and helicopters blowing up always results in a parachute... essentially... nobody dies when you fight. Then gave a public service announcement. Kids that grew up watching those cartoons are now serving in the middle east and getting their limbs blown off by IEDs.
YO JOE!
You rarely notice these kind of things on your own. (useless fact)
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/15 02:11:20
Subject: Useless / borderline useless Facts
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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All the significant female characters in the G.I. Joe series hold some kind of "leadership" role.. but are never the actual leader of either group.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/16 18:47:38
Subject: Useless / borderline useless Facts
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Many of the characters used as mascots by ships were drwn by cartoonists such as Walt Disney and his employees.
Meaning that some of them are indeed valuable.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/17 14:31:09
Subject: Useless / borderline useless Facts
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Charging Dragon Prince
Chicago, IL, U.S.A.
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Hugh Laurie (aka Dr. House) actually has an English accent. He just fakes it for the show.
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Retroactively applied infallability is its own reward. I wish I knew this years ago.
 I am Red/White Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/17 14:46:01
Subject: Useless / borderline useless Facts
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Hugh Laurie played the father in the Stuart Little films. Try watching House after seeing SL.... talk about contrast.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/17 14:59:22
Subject: Useless / borderline useless Facts
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Charging Dragon Prince
Chicago, IL, U.S.A.
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I like Helgrenze's hot dog quote from 2010. Yeah I'm still on this hot dog kick.
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Retroactively applied infallability is its own reward. I wish I knew this years ago.
 I am Red/White Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/17 20:44:04
Subject: Useless / borderline useless Facts
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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For our dear mod Frazzled.
The word Daschund means "Badger Hound" in german. Although in Germany they have two classifications, Dackel and Teckel. The difference being that those wishing to be a Teckel must go through testing.
Both receive a blood test for pedigree, and if it is a pedigree the dog receives a tattoo under one ear and is called a Dackel. If the dog can follow a 48 hour old blood trail it receives another tattoo in the other ear and is then called a Teckel. The Teckels are then trained as hunting dogs.
The floppy ears and curved tail were bred into the species so that dirt couldn't get into the dog's ear canal and the curved tail makes them more visible in tall grass similar to the velociraptors in Jurassic Park. The tail also allowed them to be pulled from holes in the ground if they got stuck.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/18 18:07:21
Subject: Useless / borderline useless Facts
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Charging Dragon Prince
Chicago, IL, U.S.A.
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It's not the voltage that kills you, it's the amps.
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Retroactively applied infallability is its own reward. I wish I knew this years ago.
 I am Red/White Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/18 20:05:45
Subject: Useless / borderline useless Facts
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Hugh Laurie (House) Was also in Blackadder as well as Monsters vs Aliens and, Dalmations and Friends and The Borrowers
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/18 20:40:51
Subject: Useless / borderline useless Facts
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Guitardian wrote:It's not the voltage that kills you, it's the amps.
Mine goes to 11 by the way.
The dark angels chapter does have a secret.
They are inspired by the poet Lionel Johnson and his poem "The Dark Angel" which is supposedly about his homosexuality.
Although their real secret is that all Dark Angel marines are actually two squats, with one standing on top of the other.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/08/20 04:26:28
Subject: Useless / borderline useless Facts
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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halonachos wrote:
Although their real secret is that all Dark Angel marines are actually two squats, with one standing on top of the other.
Well that would explain the long skirts.....
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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